Peepshowmop - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a mop that just does his job. I try not to cast too many judgements, 'cuz, hey, I'm just an inanimate object. However, this mop has a class conciousness. Don't try to trod on me or my working class bretheren, for I am ultimately a force for justice and eqaulity. However, I do have a heart and am not afraid to cry semen-soaked tears every once in awhile, but basically I'm an upbeat guy. If life gives you manchowder, make lemonade is what I say.

My Interests

Mopping, reading, music, comedy, etc.

I'd like to meet:

I like open minded people with a great sense of humore, but a bad sense of smell.

Music:

AC/DC, Hickey, All You Can Eat, Journey, Foreigner, Against Me, SKARP, Pipsqeak, Anya Odorbeater, Slayer, Woody Guthrie, Ernest Tubb, Tennessee Ernie Ford, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Hank Williams, ZZ Top, Boz Scaggs, Leadbelly, Your Mother, Love Songs

Movies:

Big Lebowski, UHF, Battleship Potemptkin, Buster Keaton Flicks, Bowery Boy Movies, Sinatra Flicks, Rat Pack in general

Television:

Iron Chef, Simpsons, Mcneil-Lehrer Hour, Crossfire, Meet The Press, Seinfeld, All My Children

Books:

Noam Chomsky, Marx, Kundera, Christopher Hitchens, Martin Amis, Ayn Rand, Emil Zola, Hemmingway

Heroes:

Mr. Clean, Stanley Spidowski