Alternative parenting, dive bars, really loud shows that make you want to nap on the floor, shoving unsuspecting friends into bushes while walking down the sidewalk, urban exploration and taking photos of shit I see while doing so, road trips, camping in the rain forest, making my son laugh so hard he cracks a rib...
Anyone who'll let me kick them in the cunt. Have no cunt? No problem! I'll just kick you hard enough to make one. Then kick you in it.
I'd also like to meet Jeff Buckley, Mia Zapata, Phyllis Diller, Willie Nelson, Billy Barty, Fred Gwynne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radner, Johnny Carson, DB Cooper, Sasquatch, Homestar Runner, Muhammad Ali, Randy Couture, The Dalai Lama, Kozyndan, Joseph Campbell...
Isis, Jeff Buckley, Neurosis, The Gits, Iron Maiden, Forced Entry, Old Man Gloom, YOB, Graves at Sea, Eyehategod, The Clash, Garuda, Tom Jones, Anthrax, The Melvins, Red Sparowes, Testament, Outkast, Sadhappy, The Pleasure Elite, The Lemons, Isaac Hayes, Cavity, The Mentors, Portrait of Poverty, Death Angel, Clutch, Madeski Martin & Wood, Tom Waits, Jurassic 5, Joe Cocker, Botch, High on Fire, Gas Huffer, Dio, MC 900 Ft Jesus, Tito Peunte, Arturo Sandoval, Converge, King Diamond, Rainbow, Willie Nelson, Foghorn Stringband, Harkonen, Pipsqueak, Van Morrison, Little River Band, Ray Charles, Tenacious D, N.E.R.D, Cold Play, Curtis Mayfield, Low Fidelity All Stars, Skarp, Blight, Meshuggah, The Roots, Soul Coughing, Kylesa, Billie Holiday, Al Green, Mastodon, Thirty Ought Six, Brainoil, Flamethrower, Wormwood, Fall of the Bastards, MDC, Slayer
Whale Rider, Bottle Rocket, Delicatessen, The City of Lost Children, The Princess and the Warrior, Bubba Ho-Tep, Chopper, Fulltime Killer, Baraka, Napoleon Dynamite, Hero, Dog Soldiers, City of God, Bowling for Columbine, Once Were Warriors, The Devil's Backbone, Little Voice, The Pillow Book, The War of the Buttons, Shallow Grave, Safe Men, Shower, The Dark Backward, Koyonaasquatsi, The Isle, Afterlife, Igby Goes Down, Six String Samarai, The Tin Drum, True Romance, Munster Go Home, Kikujiro, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Bewitched, The Munsters, The Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Antiques Roadshow, MXC, Scrubs, UFC
Savages, The Mists of Avalon, The Man Who Fell in Love with the Moon, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, Like Water for Chocolate, Penthouse Letters II
My son.