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How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D

Fishing again today. Decided it wasn't manly enough, so covered self in tackle and dived in. Tiger s

About Me

An Ode To Molly by Johnny Heartbreaker of the Shwilltards"I like Molly she is cool when dudes see her they often drool shes got the shake the shimy and the rock but dont piss her off or she'll punch you in the... face." ..If you're down in Acuna and you ain't up to being alone don't spend all your money on just any honey that's grown. Go find the Mexican blackbird and send all your troubles back home.They all call her her "puta" 'cause no one really knows her name. She works the cantina, dancin' and a-lovin's her trade. Her mama was Mez'can and her daddy was the ace of spades.Oh, let's drive that old Chrysler down to Mexico, boy. Said, keep your hands on the wheel there. Oh, it sure is fine, ain't it? Now, ya got it! Hand me another one of them brews from back there. molly von fury dean hodges --
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A steamy steamy shower
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.comOh, this is gonna be so good.Mm, she's hot as a pepper but smooth as a Mexican brew. So head for the border and put in an order or two. The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.Oh, one more time, can you roll me another Bull Durham, please? Can't you do it with one hand, boy? center I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Woke up. Rain. Took swig and smoked cigar. Still raining. Mental note: shoot God when I see him, for amount of rain. Drank more scotch. Mental note: buy god drink for inventing same. Still raining. Smoked more, drank more. Still raining. Fuck god. That bitch is mine. Punched all the windows out, one after the other. Polished guns until dawn.

I'd like to meet:

Barry Manilow and This man, every day, for lunch, for sex, for drinks for shower sex, for reach arounds, for lovey love love....

Music:

zz top, hank III, willie nelson, neko case, merle haggard, alejandro escovedo, ray charles, the handsome family,muddy waters, kristen hersch, the pixies, gogol bordello, gillian welch, rolling stones, drezden dolls, prince, eazy e, nwa, too short, split lip rayfield, paul simon, nirvana (yep i'll admit it, the smiths too) marvin gaye, dolly parton (i bet she could kick tammy wynette's ass but she wouldnt because dolly is really nice) billy joel, elton john buh buh buh bennie!, waylon jennings, the rev, the bangles, the runaways, gun's n roses, cyndi lauper, etta james, blah blah blah etcetera.

Movies:

American Psycho, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Where the Buffalo Roam, The Usual Suspects, Four Rooms, The Great Muppet Caper, The Lover, The Jerk, Billy Madison

Television:

Yo Mtv Raps

Books:

Junkie, The Rum Diary, Where the Wild Things Are, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Anything by Margaret Attwood.

Heroes:


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My Blog

oy, I’m a train wreck

This weekend, my my. This is inspired in a way by meeting Jimmie's old friend 'little' Allison. It was interesting listening to them reminisce and hearing their old stories of debauchery. Times when t...
Posted by How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:44:00 PST

hooooooWhaaaaaaaaat?

I stand outside of my work.I am smoking and looking down the rainy greenwood street.I see a woman in a giant Chevrolet attempting to park on the side street by my work... I'm watching her to see if he...
Posted by How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:07:00 PST

my homemade valentine

I got all creative and shit this year... okay not really but check this out.I made Jimmie a Valentine, I dont think anyone laughed harder than I did though... I'm gonna share anyway.So the front of th...
Posted by How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:25:00 PST

Sup

I just haven't blogged in a bit so I thought I would give it a shot.I've decided that I want to write more in my paper journal but I don't ever have the presence of mind to lift a pen to paper.Let's s...
Posted by How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:51:00 PST

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ARRRRGH!!!!    Vowels Consonants!!! Feelings!!! Blogging!!!Ointment!!! @**&!!%!!Other than that, I'm cool, little head cold, turned 30, Rad ass birthday with the best of the best.So...
Posted by How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:41:00 PST

Check out this event: Molly Deans Dirty Thirty

Hosted By: The Trifecta of EvilWhen: Sunday Oct 14, 2007 at 1:00 PMWhere: Four B's in Ballard4300 Leary Way NWSeattle, WA 98107United StatesDescription:The Trifecta of Evil Click Here To View Event...
Posted by How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:46:00 PST

Old Leonard Kelly

There's this little old man (seriously, he's about 5 foot 3) who comes to my cafe, I've known him for about 7 years or so... he used to be my lot boy at pacific lincoln mercury, he drops in nearly eve...
Posted by How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:00:00 PST

What do you get when you mix 3 shots of tequila with a dead mom?

That was a morbid title but still,Sunday will mark the one bazillionth/3 day/ 4 year anniversary of my mom's death day.... Off the pity note, it always gets my dad talking.A little background.My paren...
Posted by How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:09:00 PST

Amy Sedaris was on Rescue Me!!!!!!!

This guy got me really into this show, or, as into a show as I can be.... It's hard for me to commit.Any way it's about a bunch of traumatized yet zany New York fire fighters.This show pisses me off,T...
Posted by How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:34:00 PST

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I got my burritoIt was satisfyingOh crunchy crunchyTender Beef like goodnessRanch Sour CreamDelicately swirled in the salsaBy my hand extentionMy burritoYour goodness sates meI will think of you in my...
Posted by How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:30:00 PST