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Shannon

My spoon is too big!

About Me

I really detest having to put myself in a few sentences. Most people just lie anyways, they say what they think you want to hear. I refuse to conform!Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Christian Bale, because he was really sexy in the Machinist, I want him to scar me by slicing me with his pointy spine.
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Television:

Lost, Grey's Anatomy, CSI NY, Ugly Betty, Heroes, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Scrubs, Alias, Dirt.

Books:

Margaret Atwood, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Survivor by Chuck P., Lord of the Rings (ok anything by Tolkien), Harry Potter, Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan, Kurt Vonnegut, Anne Rice, Tuesdays with Morrie (amazing book!), A Million Little Pieces and for christsake people, who cares if he was technically a criminal....the man was so messed up on drugs he didn't know his head from his ass! The Davinci Code, Anita Blake series by Laurell K Hamilton, Edward Gorey, the list goes on!

Heroes:

Matt Damon. No, really.

My Blog

I heart my friends!

I make poor decisions, I know. At least it seems that way at times. I just want to say in my defense, that I really care about my friends, and I would never intentionally do something that would hurt ...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker Dean Hodges on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

I have crabs!

...That was an actual bumper sticker I saw on a car the other day. And the best part about it was, that was all it said! Whoever had the balls to put that on their car is a-ok by me! So, here I am bei...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker Dean Hodges on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:22:00 PST

<insert your own subject here>

I am currently on day 4 of not talking to my mother. This is way harder than I ever expected it to be. I am stuck at this point right now, where I feel that if I call her I am telling her it's ok to a...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker Dean Hodges on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST

People and their hair.

I have a few things to say about this.1. If you yell at me because you need  me to once again rearrange my schedule so I can do my JOB for you on my TIME OFF, you can kiss my ass.2. If I only see...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker Dean Hodges on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:09:00 PST

Picture this....

Me, standing on Aurora, with jeans, sneakers, and an oversized hoodie that actually used to belong to my brother. A car pulls up. Three guys. A window rolls down as I say, 'You better not think I am h...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker Dean Hodges on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:13:00 PST

Sometimes I just don't get it....

How can we let one person/incident/thing whatever you want to call it, have such a huge effect on things that follow after?I did this, this week. I ended my day in tears yesterday, and that honestly d...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker Dean Hodges on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:22:00 PST

Life is always better with a little porn!

Especially if Bridget the Midget is in it!I love porn.Oh yeah, and I take back what I said about dating. It is already giving me a headache and I haven't even done anything but think about it.I think ...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker Dean Hodges on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:56:00 PST

This may be important, so pay attention!

I will only say this once.I have decided I am ready to start dating.
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker Dean Hodges on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:58:00 PST

Life in Shannon land!

As some of you may have noticed, I was a little bored yesterday waiting for my dad to stop by and help me get rid of some stuff. I hope you liked your comments. I got a little crazy with my page too. ...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker Dean Hodges on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST

Sick and snow are not a good combination...

So, I just spent the better part of five days with the worst "whatever kind of sickness this was/insert a name here, I was only told it wasn't a cold". Can I just say it kicked my ass?! I have to hand...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Hooker Dean Hodges on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:45:00 PST