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Kakoo Maymoo Dean Hodges

Arrr!!! Why won't my moon thingy stay put?!?!

About Me

"I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allen Poe; not am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids -- and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me." --Ralph Waldo Ellison

So there's my dose of pretension for your collective asses. Not to mention of dose of "poor me" bitchery to make folks think I'm some sort of angst ridden, tormented soul who needs to lament about this, that and the other. I'm happily married and have a total of four children. You can find my better half on MySpace if you look in my friends area.

Politics. They get me in trouble. I'm a conundrum when it comes to politics. Technically, I'm a Socialist. I was a Poli. Sci student. Philosophers and political scientists are all Socialists. Don't let them trick you into thinking otherwise; the deal is, they've gotten so jaded in seeing what should be versus what actually is that they cling to some facade for an ideology. I'm a non-supporter of capital punishment. I'm personally not for abortion, but I believe a woman's choice is hers alone. I truly believe that the Government has no place governing morality.


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Religion? Man, that's a toughy...when people hear that you are more spiritual than religious they either peg you as an atheist or some kind of goddessly soul waiting to burn in some fiery pit. Me? Let's just say that there is a special room on the lowest level of Hell reserved for a few of my friends, my love and myself...if you want in, hurry! The crib is filling up and the Homies be gettin' restless...

Priest, poet, artisan, a nymphomaniac, a pervert, somewhat jewish, a witch, a conundrum, a falsehood, the truth, perversion and a dash of humility with a modicum of restraint; now you know what I may be on any given day. I'm a vegetarian, but not out of sympathy for animals...our home is home to a giant leather sectional, but I don't go out harming creatures great or small. I like rum, but I'm not too much of a drinker. However, I do like a bit of tequila and the margarita now and then. However, I feel morally obligated to caution you about puking rice and tequila...not a fun thing to do...I know.

I am a Priest. A lot of people don't understand what that means. I am a father, not a Father; sometimes a special person calls me "Daddy" (however, those are stories not meant for this page. Perhaps you will see my tales on another page.

I'm not sure what I really want to accomplish out of life, but I know that if I had a lot of money, and a lot of time on my hands that I would do crazy things like take fifty homeless people to a four star restaurant. Either that or take them to the Opera. Rich people need to see the homeless hanging out in their fun places. That would be good for them!


"I want to marry a lighthouse keeper and keep him company I want to marry a lighthouse keeper And live by the side of the sea. I'll polish his lamp by the light of day So ships at night can find their way. I want to marry a lighthouse keeper Won't that be okay! We'll take walks along the moonlight bay Maybe find a treasure too. I'd love living in a light house, HOW 'BOUT YOU? The dream of living in a lighthouse baby, every single day. The dream of living in a lighthouse, the white one by the bay. So if you want to make my dreams come true, You'll be a lighthouse keeper too. We could live in a lighthouse The white one by the bay,hey hey. Won't that be okay? Yada tada ta ta ta.


I broke my hand once while taking a test in jujitsu. I didn't realize it and continued to take the test. I passed, but now, my better half has to warn me when I am engaging in activities that can be harmful to my health.

Monkey. Monkey see, Monkey Do. Monkey Shines. Drunken Monkey. Monkey in a barrel. Kakoo Maymoo. Ling Ling. Ajo Ewe. Who's got the Monkey? Why'd the Monkey get hurt? Dial "M" for Monkey. Touch my Monkey. No, YOU may not touch my monkey. Bad Monkey, No Banana. Bezobrazhny Majmun. That's all...for now

I'm a Samurai and a Pirate. I like long walks on the beach and a good conditioner. Arrr! Who be I kiddin'? I sail the seas and search for booty! I like to write a pleasant haiku now and then.

So what if I don't have a hook a peg leg or a patch? Who needs the actual monkey when he holds the key to Ajo Ewe? Not I! That is for certain. To hell with a cutlass! I'll bludgeon to bits with a clever and swift polearm or slice ye to bits with the soul of my katana.

Piece by piece and bit by bit, I am becoming Borg. Artisticly at least. Well, tattooed on my leg at least. You know, I've got a great tattoo artist. I just walk in an say, I want something cool and he comes up with some shit that blows my mind. I can't wait to have my leg finished...


You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.
Pinhead


90%

Jigsaw


60%

Hannibal Lecter


60%

Candyman


50%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Freddy Krueger


30%

Michael Myers


30%

Leatherface


20%

Buffalo Bill


5%

Captain Spaulding


0%
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My Interests

Jujitsu, Poetry, jewelry making, snakes, Hail Eris!, cooking, rakes, vegetarianism, black, white, religion, miscegenation (a dirty, antiquated word), pornography, music, Martial Arts, "Lenore, the Poor Little Dead Girl," standing next to money like Ay, Ay, Ay!..., theaology, Jenna Jameson, theology, The Principia Discordia, reading, tattoos, freaks, Supa Freak Luv, a wide appreciation for annoying people, 3, nuns,

diverse penchant for all sorts of degeneracy and whatnot, The Joker, "my head under her leg under my arm under her toe...", cigarettes, bisexuality, Bushido, Wicca, mahjongg, yourjongg, everyone'sjong, lighthouse keepers and the women/men who love them, Mirari, 5, Oneris, The Illuminati, Freemasonry, Qabala, scotch tape, bananas, little apple red, math, pirates, vikings, Alice in Wonderland, Harley Quinn, Athena, pillaging, looting, burning, being sexually attracted to fire, Batman, Alistair Crowley, Arkham Asylum, Discordia, wenches, "you're fine and oh yeah you're so sweet, tell me is it okay...,"

bitches, bastards, cockrings, things that go bump in the night, things that go bump in the day, general and nonspecific bumping, 'beth, witchcraft, tarot, mono-chromatic things, palm reading, all sorts of strange esoterica, 7th Star, phrenology, fnord, Lilith, aphrodisiacs, Seymore Butts' fine cinematic efforts, dorks, cocksuckers, cocksucking (did I repeat those, too? somethings should be said often!), phobias, fetishes, paraphilias, mythology, hallucinogens, rum, voudou, fire, houses, reptiles, snakes, sex, The Church of the Subgenius ("Hail Bob!"), cigarettes, Baron Munchausen, music, some movies, women, men, drag queens, drag kings, dead cats dead rats think you're an aristocrat, mail, mal, death, taxes, taxis, Cruelty and Unusualness, cats, The Lwa, why fucking off is good and why fucking on is better, psychopomps, monocles, tequila, "...next time we have sex, just pretend that I'm Ed Meese...", Serial Killers, Boris and Natasha, Cereal Killers, and much more, Booty, Literature, Horiculture, Whores, "...don't say nuthin'! I guess I'm just a freak...", pinhole cameras, NROOGD, electric cars, men from mars who stop eatin' cars, taxis, Andy Warhol, Andy Kauffman, BTW, Aidan Kelly

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, new friends, red friends, blue friends...if you can tolerate me, then welcome aboard...but consider yourself warned!



Music:

I don't have enough room nor do I plan to dig around for the types of music that I like. So I'll just list a few bands and musicians that I have in my CD rack (yes, the actual performers are in my CD rack, radio people are very tiny...even smaller than TV people). They're not listed as my favorites, necessarily, but I wanted a diverse and unique list:

Fiona Apple, Bustah Rhymes, Chris Whitley, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Days of the New, EdnaSwap (or put Eleven here), Fish Karma, Garbage, Howlin' Wolf, Incubus, Juvenile, Kiss, Lard, Monica, Switchblade Symphony, Nine Inch Nails, Outkast, Prince (or place Wally Pleasant here), Ani Difranco, Luther, Type O Negative, Toni Braxton, Queen, Rhythm Corps, Shostakovich, Tricky, U2, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Erika Eigen, Brandy, Monica, Aaliyah (who has returned to the Great Muse), D12, Tom Waits

Neil Young, John Zorn, Mr. Bungle, Primer 55, Digital Underground, EdnaSwap, Patsy Cline, Vanity 6, The Cult, The Time, My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult, The Family, Prince and the Revolution, Sonic Youth,

Bad Brains, Screaming Blue Messiahs, Dr. John, B.B. King, Tull, man Tull!, Steely Dan, Elton John, KISS, Dr. Dre,

Snoop Dogg, L7, Babes in Toyland, NIN, Johnny Cash, Spice Girls, Sade, Willie Nelson, Run D.M.C., Beastie Boys, Marvin Gaye, Curtis Mayfield, Band of Gypsies, Loreena McKennitt, Silly Sisters, Leo Kottke, Sly & the Family Stone, Hall & Oats, The Doobie Brothers...

..."got a 10 in my hand and gleam in my eye..."

Movies:

Hmm...well aside from sharing an extensive porn collection with my love, I'll pretty much watch anything with Jet Li, Star Trek (taking place AFTER the 1st series), and martial arts related. I like foreign films and my favorite director would probably be Peter Greenaway. I'm a bit fond of Akira Kurosawa, David Lynch also. However, I will always check out a movie if Tim Burton is involved with it.

Television:

Law & Order (and Law & Order SVU), CSI (and CSI Miami), The Simpsons, Family Guy, Extreme Makeover: Home Addition, WifeSwap, Trading Spouses.

Books:

If it has words, and I have access to it, I'll probably read it. I'm not sure what my favorite book is, but it may be "The White Goddess" (I am a priest afterall).

At the moment I am reading books on jewlery design/making.

Read This Book!!!

"Arkham Asylum" is probably my favorite Batman story. Maybe it is actually "The Killing Joke." I can't be too sure anymore. Anyhow, I love this picture because it has Harley and Joker on it...What more can you ask for?

Some of my favorite and preferred authors: Tom Robbins, William S. Burroughs, Tom Wolfe, Anne Rice, Langston Hughes, Maya Angelou, William Shakespeare, Gerald Gardner, Aidan Kelly, e.e. cummings, Henry Miller, Anais Nin, Machiavelli, Aristotle, Ralph Waldo Ellison, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Edgar Allen Poe, Hunter S. Thompson, Norman Mailer, Martin Amis

Heroes:

Heroes are people who do stuff and then, people like, like them a lot or some junk. Like the Pope or Niccolo Machiavelli. Maybe Barney if your young or old and twisted like a badly tied Bavarian Pretzel.

My Blog

Random shizzle fo all mah bizzles!

I think this is pretty sweet. You should, too. It will soothe your soul and give you the mind of the master funk. You'll wish to sail the Great Lakes and the High Seas and the Hi C's and the sweet rhy...
Posted by Kakoo Maymoo Dean Hodges on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:46:00 PST

Something for now...a real post is on the horizon

Videos. I just had the urge to try and post something today. Maybe this little post will lead me to writing something of substance... ...
Posted by Kakoo Maymoo Dean Hodges on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:19:00 PST

Today

Today has been a pretty good day. We took Ayida outside and let her get a bit of sun. She was digging it. At one point she climbed up into my hat. An odd sensation that was... I played soccer with the...
Posted by Kakoo Maymoo Dean Hodges on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:36:00 PST

Advice you should get, but won't get from Martha Stewart

Here's a little helpful tidbit for high-ons and college students: Try to use the obvious for hiding elements of your stash. Gotta bong? Turn the bowl-side to a corner wall, slap a shade on that bitch ...
Posted by Kakoo Maymoo Dean Hodges on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:38:00 PST

The Function of Poetry

I "borrowed" the words below from here. The are selections from Graves' "The White Goddess." I am posting them for a friend to view..."My thesis is that the language of poetic myth anciently current i...
Posted by Kakoo Maymoo Dean Hodges on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:04:00 PST

Wicca: Some Notes

A friend sent me an email that led me to go on and on about Wicca and what it is that Wicca is and is not. To be blunt, this discussion usually leads to debate and conflict within the Pagan community....
Posted by Kakoo Maymoo Dean Hodges on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

Fillah for dat azz! Beee-yotches!

I feel incredibly uncreative today. No urge to write about anything. I blame my wife; she is the cause of my wanting to enjoy a lazy day and do nothing at all. Don't get me wrong, I am not complaining...
Posted by Kakoo Maymoo Dean Hodges on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

Wishing you the happiest of Ostara's...

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Posted by Kakoo Maymoo Dean Hodges on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

"Don't nobody bring me no bad news...'

So, I'm going to buy tobacco today. A while back, instead of paying astronomical prices for cigarettes by the pack, we took the "ghetto" route and decided to make our own cigarettes. The downside of t...
Posted by Kakoo Maymoo Dean Hodges on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST

Who knew?

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism ge...
Posted by Kakoo Maymoo Dean Hodges on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST