"I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allen Poe; not am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids -- and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me." --Ralph Waldo Ellison
So there's my dose of pretension for your collective asses. Not to mention of dose of "poor me" bitchery to make folks think I'm some sort of angst ridden, tormented soul who needs to lament about this, that and the other. I'm happily married and have a total of four children. You can find my better half on MySpace if you look in my friends area.
Politics. They get me in trouble. I'm a conundrum when it comes to politics. Technically, I'm a Socialist. I was a Poli. Sci student. Philosophers and political scientists are all Socialists. Don't let them trick you into thinking otherwise; the deal is, they've gotten so jaded in seeing what should be versus what actually is that they cling to some facade for an ideology. I'm a non-supporter of capital punishment. I'm personally not for abortion, but I believe a woman's choice is hers alone. I truly believe that the Government has no place governing morality.
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Religion? Man, that's a toughy...when people hear that you are more spiritual than religious they either peg you as an atheist or some kind of goddessly soul waiting to burn in some fiery pit. Me? Let's just say that there is a special room on the lowest level of Hell reserved for a few of my friends, my love and myself...if you want in, hurry! The crib is filling up and the Homies be gettin' restless...
Priest, poet, artisan, a nymphomaniac, a pervert, somewhat jewish, a witch, a conundrum, a falsehood, the truth, perversion and a dash of humility with a modicum of restraint; now you know what I may be on any given day. I'm a vegetarian, but not out of sympathy for animals...our home is home to a giant leather sectional, but I don't go out harming creatures great or small. I like rum, but I'm not too much of a drinker. However, I do like a bit of tequila and the margarita now and then. However, I feel morally obligated to caution you about puking rice and tequila...not a fun thing to do...I know.
I am a Priest. A lot of people don't understand what that means. I am a father, not a Father; sometimes a special person calls me "Daddy" (however, those are stories not meant for this page. Perhaps you will see my tales on another page.
I'm not sure what I really want to accomplish out of life, but I know that if I had a lot of money, and a lot of time on my hands that I would do crazy things like take fifty homeless people to a four star restaurant. Either that or take them to the Opera. Rich people need to see the homeless hanging out in their fun places. That would be good for them!
"I want to marry a lighthouse keeper and keep him company I want to marry a lighthouse keeper And live by the side of the sea. I'll polish his lamp by the light of day So ships at night can find their way. I want to marry a lighthouse keeper Won't that be okay! We'll take walks along the moonlight bay Maybe find a treasure too. I'd love living in a light house, HOW 'BOUT YOU? The dream of living in a lighthouse baby, every single day. The dream of living in a lighthouse, the white one by the bay. So if you want to make my dreams come true, You'll be a lighthouse keeper too. We could live in a lighthouse The white one by the bay,hey hey. Won't that be okay? Yada tada ta ta ta.
I broke my hand once while taking a test in jujitsu. I didn't realize it and continued to take the test. I passed, but now, my better half has to warn me when I am engaging in activities that can be harmful to my health.
Monkey. Monkey see, Monkey Do. Monkey Shines. Drunken Monkey. Monkey in a barrel. Kakoo Maymoo. Ling Ling. Ajo Ewe. Who's got the Monkey? Why'd the Monkey get hurt? Dial "M" for Monkey. Touch my Monkey. No, YOU may not touch my monkey. Bad Monkey, No Banana. Bezobrazhny Majmun. That's all...for now
I'm a Samurai and a Pirate. I like long walks on the beach and a good conditioner. Arrr! Who be I kiddin'? I sail the seas and search for booty! I like to write a pleasant haiku now and then.
So what if I don't have a hook a peg leg or a patch? Who needs the actual monkey when he holds the key to Ajo Ewe? Not I! That is for certain. To hell with a cutlass! I'll bludgeon to bits with a clever and swift polearm or slice ye to bits with the soul of my katana.
Piece by piece and bit by bit, I am becoming Borg. Artisticly at least. Well, tattooed on my leg at least. You know, I've got a great tattoo artist. I just walk in an say, I want something cool and he comes up with some shit that blows my mind. I can't wait to have my leg finished...
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.
Pinhead
90%
Jigsaw
60%
Hannibal Lecter
60%
Candyman
50%
Jason Voorhees
40%
Freddy Krueger
30%
Michael Myers
30%
Leatherface
20%
Buffalo Bill
5%
Captain Spaulding
0%
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