Choke ’em! |
My gospel for the month of May:
Anyone wanna take me to the river for my birthday?
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:59:00 GMT |
dont fuck with it. |
Today is a day when I sing Monica's "Don't Take It Personal" all day long and chain smoke. That means it is a bad day for me to even THINK about Hillary Clinton (why won't she just go away?! lecherous...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 18:19:00 GMT |
a love that never dies |
refusing to let the stale passing of time at 850 Bryant this week (for my court date) bust up my spirit to much, I spent the time reflecting on my everlasting love for classic automobiles. absence has...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:51:00 GMT |
Can-junk-divide-us? Or, on staying focused. |
My eyes are tired. Tired and blurry and tragically non-enticing.In the midst of perhaps the most exciting opportunity-dripping moment of recent memory, I mysteriously contracted the condition known mo...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:09:00 GMT |
R.I.P Lucille the Love Mobile |
A toast to the greatest engine ever built: cheers, slant 6!Another to the coziest sedan seating ever imagined: cheers, velvet bench seats!And one more to the truest words ever spoken in American pop c...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:06:00 GMT |
Huster is as Hustler does. |
I used to have this saying: "I only work for $400 an hour or free."
It was a good saying, because it was true. Now I'm just a tired ol broke ho who works on a drastically smaller hourly and gets naked...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:53:00 GMT |
Hobbies. |
There's more to being a semi-graduate than just extra masturbation time. Like time to be...what's that word again?...ah yes- "creative." (Not that masturbation isn't creative). You know, like time to ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:49:00 GMT |
on the right side of the body |
A Return to my Fifth Grade Uniform:...except in ink.
Lil bit of history on the garmet, which is one of the few pieces of apparel appropriated by the working class from the wealthy...
Key Overalls
"To ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 13:47:00 GMT |
