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J.D."Spanky the Machine" Hanke

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DON'T FUCK WITH ME 'CAUSE I'M ON THE FREEDOM TRAIN. FORGIVE AND FORGET?!? FUCK NO! I'M TALKING 'BOUT A REVOLUTION.........I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)P.S. PUNKS NOT DEAD- YOU JUST MAKE IT SUCK! HEH HEH
Which Trainspotting Character Are You? Which Tarot Card Are You?
You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy physicality of the devil breeds lust. The devil's call to return to primal instincts often creates conflict in a society in which many of these instincts must be kept under control. Challenges posed by our physical bodies can be overcome by strength in the mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our material creativity. The devil knows physical pleasure and how to manipulate the physical world. Material creativity finds its output in such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and sex. The self-actualized person is able to accept the sensuality and usefulness of the devil's gifts while remaining in control of any darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck. http://hometown.aol.com/newtarotdeck/
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Dimebag Darrell....You like to drink a lot, you are perverted, you like to play around with the opposite sex quite a bit and can be violent at times. You like it loud. Calm down with the barbarism, caveperson.
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"I know how I hung from the windswept tree for nine long nights pierced by the spear given to Odin myself to myself from the branch of the tree of which nobody knows from which root it has grown."They offered me neither bread nor drink then I bent over took up the runes took them up screaming and fell to the ground."Then I recovered began to think grew and felt well word out of word gave word to me work out of work gave work to me."Runes shalt thou find and staffs of advice very strong staffs very mighty staffs coloured by fimbuthulr given by the great gods and carved by the highest of regents." - Havamal 139-43Which Archdevil of hell are you? Asmodeus, lord of the ninth Congradulations, you are Asmodeus lord of the ninth plane and ruler of hell. You are the oldest known Devil in existance and may have been the first ruler of hell but this is up for debate. You are older than the earth and possibly older than the gods. You have attained your status through your machavellian planning. None dare oppose you. You are evil personified.

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My Blog

dispelling certain myths regarding Califas!!!

I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES PEOPLE WILL SAY TO ME THINGS LIKE: WELL CALI'S MORE LAID BACK THAN HERE, OR: EVERYBODY'S SO FAKE IN L.A., OR : SAN FRANCISCO'S A LOT OF QUEERS, THAT'S ALL I KNOW, ETC ETC E...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:30:00 GMT

Stay AWAY FROM THE YELLOW SHIRTS!!!

Apparently, Hofbrauhaus security has a mean rep... Several people, since I started wearing the yellow Hofbrauhaus Security shirt, have mentioned that- in Munich- the bouncers have been known to fuck p...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 07:47:00 GMT

released

PRINCE OF PAUPERS AM I!UP FROM DREGS INTO WHICH I WAS CAST AND CAST MYSELF INTO! I'VE LIVED IN A TREE IN A PARK IN A CITY IN A NEIGHBORHOOD FILLED WITH SOCIETYS DOWNTHROWN LOST SOULS.... THE SCHIZOPHR...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:40:00 GMT

thinkin back on shit.... Johnny Rotten encounter

a cool one:- we were 13 or 14 years old and mohawked and troublesome and stealing Blueberry Hubba Bubba and king size Snickers(they were brand new, and no one else had king size candy out yet) at a Pi...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:29:00 GMT

so what now?!?

It's come to my attention lately, as I look for work, that having spent my entire life as far out of the societal loop as my personal comfort and chosen quality of life would allow, that when I actual...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 22:40:00 GMT

old timers wisdom

So I'm on the phone with me girly, and I'm sick. I say: you know what they say... feed a fever, starve a cold.and she goes: I've never heard...you're old.So it occurs to me, the old timers wisdom is f...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:54:00 GMT

AMEN!

I didn't write this. Coakley from Caddy Tramps/Waxapples did, or someone he knows; But I found it related to shit I think about all the time so I thought I'd relate it here:..............................
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 19:53:00 GMT

some funny shit i just remembered....

So, i was just telling a story about when i lived in Baltimore, and it reminded me of something from waaaay back. so here it is.I had just come home from work and was drinking a beer and having a smok...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:29:00 GMT

hooray for sanity claws!

Prior to the Germanic peoples' Christianization, Germanic folklore contained stories about the god Odin (Wodan), who would each year, at Yule, have a great hunting party accompanied by his fellow gods...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:17:00 GMT

seer ya, wouldnt wanna be ya!

i'll be offline for awhile,so take it sleazy.i'll be back,but for now,arive derce fuckos and fuckees! weve decided to sink the s.s. harcum asylum... sad to see it go,but more importantly-and concernin...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 00:24:00 GMT