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Erin

I am here for Friends

About Me

Sometimes I think if i had been an olympic figure skater my life would have been a lot different........or am I an olymipc figure skater? The world may never know.....I can tell you that i'm the star of a roller derby team in my head. If I could turn myself into a horse I totally would. It would kind of be like the oppisite of the movie spalsh. I'm a girl that turns into a horse, instead of a mermaid that turns into a girl. Does that make sense? Some day i'll turn myself into a horse and run all the way to French Quebec, and make friends with the french horses. Someday....

My Interests

cameras, plays, writing, reading, but not arithmatic. horses, baking, others...

I'd like to meet:

someone better.

Music:

The Pixies,Nirvana, The Vaselines, The Decemberists, Saturday Looks Good to Me, Heart, The Ramones, Mieces, Dusty Springfield, The Yellow Press, The Amps, The Breeders, The White Stripes, The Clash, REM, L7, Concrete Blonde, Dan Bern, Pipsqueak, The Gits, Cyndi Lauper, Texylvania, Neutral Milk Hotel, Frank Black, Blondie, The Modern Lovers, Johnny Cash, Patti Smith, The Pogues, The Electirc Sex Experience, Dolly Parton, Nina Simone, Dar Williams, Loretta Lynn, Joan Jett, Against Me!

Movies:

The Bad Seed, Happiness, Waiting for Guffman, Clash of the Titans, Mystic River, The Purple Rose of Cairo, The Celebration, Being John Malcovitch, Spell Bound, Fletch, Whore, Kill Bill, The Pirate Movie, Don't Look Back. The Magic Christian, Xanadu

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, PBS Mysteries

Books:

The Seth Books, Harry Potter, Watership Down, Breakfast of Champions, anything Richard Brautigan wrote, The Lovely Bones, The Master and Margarita

Heroes:

Wonder Woman, Ma Mere

My Blog

Tropical Anna Makes Bad Mistake

Today, in an unexplainable twist of events, Tropical Anna mistook a tube of dog shit for her Dr. Pepper lip gloss.  She made bad mistake.
Posted by Erin on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:30:00 PST

A Cautionary Easter Tale

"Gather round boys and girls, for Mrs. Spoon has a very darling story for you."  Little boys and girls gathered around the old lady dressed in their Easter best and lapped up chocolate bunny rema...
Posted by Erin on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:18:00 PST

Napkin and the Cake

Napkin Smith was a forgettable sort of girl.  She had a pancake face and hands larger than most young ladies her age.  It was Napkin's dream to one day beat the world record for the num...
Posted by Erin on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:52:00 PST

The story of Martha

Martha was born like a water balloon. Swollen and heavy with fluids.  She had fried wings and an apple on her head for achery practice.  Martha would sip bonded corn through her beak lips an...
Posted by Erin on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 03:17:00 PST

Donna Dial

Donna Dial, 411, city please?, she takes the gun. Sorry m'am, I dialed wrong, I meant to push it 911. When Donna says "watch", people listen.
Posted by Erin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A sad thing

So, there were two doves in my back yard eating some bird food that we leave out for them, when a hawk comes swooping down and grabs one of the doves. The other one, in a panic to escape, flew into t...
Posted by Erin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ouch

Ouch......i stubbed my toe......ouch.
Posted by Erin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Folk Song

Jesus new a visit was long overdue back in 1972 so he armed himself and went ahead and this is what the people said Lay down Jesus, Lay down your gun It's come time to have a little fun Lay down Jesus...
Posted by Erin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is he dead?

Is he dead? Yes.  He's dead? Were the causes natural? No.  We found him with a mascara wand in his left eye. Was he wearing any earings? Yes. Black. Pearl. Earings. Oh....
Posted by Erin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

great

Quit my job....loose cannon......Sky's the limit, send in your offer ladies and gentlemen.  I'm running crazy.
Posted by Erin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST