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Emily

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About Me

i am a director.
i should never be allowed to direct and produce simultaneously as i will spend an inordinately large amount of money and then be sadsauce.
i can die after the following things are achieved:
1. courtside seats at a lakers game
2. attending a game at cameron indoor stadium
3. directing a show at the taper
4. growing up to be les waters
4. repeating #1.

i clearly have a problem with priorities.
i give people nicknames.
i still count on my fingers.
i fell off my treadmill.
i hate the word moist.
plymouth rock landed on me and i'm pretty sure i won't overcome cuz i'm focused on other things like lakers tickets and reruns of the cosby show.
i have no sense of direction.
i have a limited sense of rhythm.
i have bad nighttime vision.
i have an extremely embarassing voice mail message at work ask david, he'll tell you

My Interests

Theatre, Politics, the Lakers, the Blue Devils...two of the three "r's", soapbox derby, kentucky derby, homerun derby, derby gibson... High fiving myself, trying to introduce the phrase "that's so raven" into people's everyday vocabulary...try it, I think you'll find it quite satisfying.

I'd like to meet:

The purveyor of a fine shop that only sells red candy. And Jesus so he can explain that whole "there's only one set of footprints" thing.

Music:

decemberists, radiohead, ani, the pixies, the shins, apparently any band that begins with the, rufus wainwright, sufjan stevens, josh ritter, leonard cohen, the mountain goats, the hold steady, the long winters (see, with the goddamn "the-s" again), otis redding, sam cooke, tupac, mos def, talib kweli, blackstar, lupe fiasco,jay z, steve connell, common, fugazi, ben folds, THE D, elliot smith, neil diamond(judge not, lest ye...)rilo kiley, damien rice, flight of the conchords etc., etc....

Movies:

Wes Anderson (**Rushmore**), Paths of Glory, Dr. Strangelove, Shawshank Redemption, Moulin Rouge, Apocalypse Now, Harold and Maude, Wet Hot American Summer, Christopher Guest "trilogy", Animal Crackers, The Muppet Movie, Robin Hood (Disney, not Costner), Dress to Kill, High Society, Topsy Turvy, Annie Hall, the blind date scene from Play It Again Sam, Singin' in the Rain...

Television:

Lakers games, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Studio 60..., Sports Night, The Office, Scrubs, magnumpi, Southpark, Sportscenter, Home Movies, Arrested Development, Project Runway dammit, Mr. Show, SVU...

Books:

Prayer for Owen Meany, Sirens of Titan (anything Vonnegut), Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Lamb, My Antonia, Without Feathers, Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Ladies and Gentlemen Mr. Lenny Bruce, The Fervent Years, Dharma Bums, All the Presidents Men, True and False, Harpo Speaks, Boss, Neruda, Cummings, Feinstein, Luis Alfaro, Sarah Ruhl, Shakespeare, Will Eno, Chuck Mee, Albee, Stoppard, SA Guirgis, Steve Connell, David Largman Murray, Erin Phillips, Janine Salinas, on and on.

Heroes:

All my Speak to Me Kids at Lynwood High. Awe-inspiring, eye-opening humans.
My friends who continue to create amazing art instead of curling into little balls under their desks and weeping about being broke.
And....
Anyone who donates money to my theatre company. We're giving away free babies for every dollar donated. It's a matching baby fund. www.pushtotalktheatre.com

My Blog

This is what happens when good bios go bad.

Lookit...you don't give me your bios when they're due, I do 'em for you, yo. Cuz that, my friend, is how I roll. MY bios for the cast and crew of How To Be A Good Son.... HOW TO BE A GOOD SON By Julia...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:27:00 PST

It was a dark and stormy night...

Hello from the outskirts of Boise! Or should I say the newly pressed petticoats of humanity? Or, perhaps, the shabbily tailored jeans of peace, leaving me no other choice but to wear flip flops with t...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lear-tastic!

Star Date: July the 3rd in the year of our lord, 2-aught-5'r.   Hello my friends...Emily here. Your favorite Boise-ian. What to report in the world of __________ and potatoes?   Well, t...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me+King Lear+Idaho= Super Awesome-ness!

Day Two.   Last night was rough, my compadres, rough. Lightening and thunderstorms, all alone in a big house, convinced i was going to be murdered. i made it through the wilderness, though, someo...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST