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Dan Bern

spring begins

About Me

check out my "art gallery" on my website---- 78 paintings....

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/19/2005
Band Website: danbern.com
Band Members: paul kuhn and his fabulous cellocaster
Influences:
Sounds Like:
.. Dewey Cox on Monday Night Football on FunnyOrDie.com ..
Record Label: Open
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

I KNEW COX

Yes, I knew Cox. One of my first concert experiences was seeing Dewey Cox at the Iowa State Fair back in '81, right before REO. I was jumping up and down on a bale of hay right by the stage, and rig...
Posted by Dan Bern on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:31:00 PST

The Ballad of Dave and Eddie

dave and eddiewere at venice beachplaying their guitarsthey played for 2 hoursand made 6 dollarsand 37 centsin change.then they got in dave's carand headed back to hollywoodthey sat in trafficit was s...
Posted by Dan Bern on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:51:00 PST

The List

I was hanging in Topanga the other day, a stone's throw from ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />L.A., with Irving Schlotznik (not his real name), the legenda...
Posted by Dan Bern on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:55:00 PST

SOULOGOS

SOULOGOSAdvertising has, as we know, taken a great leap forward in recent times. The news that eggs will soon bear corporate logos came as an expected note, in the wake of foreheads, stadia, airport ...
Posted by Dan Bern on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:18:00 PST

Verse - Chorus - Bridge

The most celebrated songwriter in town hadn't written a song in 16 years...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   "Oh, my, I wish I still wrote songs," he chuck...
Posted by Dan Bern on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:50:00 PST

OSAMA BIN LADEN FOR DIET COKE

By now, everyone has of course seen the new "Osama bin Laden for Diet Coke" ads. In case you have been locked in a closet for the past several days and missed them, the ads go like this: "Hi! I'm O...
Posted by Dan Bern on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:27:00 PST

Manager

The day after the World Series ended, in yet another lamentable 4-game sweep, the Yankees, who had lost Joe Torre as manager a few days before, announced that their new skipper would be Joe Girardi, t...
Posted by Dan Bern on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:57:00 PST

federer and nadal

..>                FEDERER AND NADAL              Federer and Nadal.   &nb...
Posted by Dan Bern on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:54:00 PST

More Thoughts on Barry Bonds

Who am I kidding.  I have no scholarly distance on the topic of Bonds.  I am a Giants fan.  Barry Bonds was the Savior.  Elijah come home to roost, God's own Son come from Heaven ...
Posted by Dan Bern on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:29:00 PST

Some Thoughts As Bonds Approaches the Record

  Some thoughts, as Barry Bonds approaches The Record.     First of all, Barry Bonds has not tested positive for steroids.  Although the circumstantial evidence would seem to ...
Posted by Dan Bern on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:25:00 PST