Louisville Life pt.1 |
Louisville is a good place to get drunk.It’s almost like it’s expected of you.Your civic duty as a visitor to the great state of Kentucky is to bow down and pay homage to the place that cr...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 23:22:00 GMT |
Clinton Campaign is as bad as Bush... |
Remember how often we've scratched our heads wondering how this current administration has gotten away with so much evil shit?Isn't the point of this next election to pick someone who will not stoop t...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 13:48:00 GMT |
Beating Shawty. |
I've got this thing about chess. It's my sincere belief that losing a game is just as valuble as winning one.It's an exercise in humility.I've never really been a big athlete.Never really been a stau...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:29:00 GMT |
Brown like Me: My life on "The Watchlist" |
Hello.Most of you know me.Most of you know I am brown.Most of you know I am a brown actor.Most of you know that since 9/11 the world has become a different place.Most of you know that our current ass-...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 17:30:00 GMT |
Predator Myspace Survey |
1. Last beverage you consumed?Human Blood2. Are you a sexual predator?No, but I am a predator. I can turn invisible and shit.I have a shoulder cannon. It's cool.3. What is in the backseat of your ca...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:36:00 GMT |
Blinded By The Lights |
Lights.I like museum lights because they make everything holy.A dirty rock found beneath a bunch of other dirty rocks,Gets brushed off,Washed, Restored,and set in a glass coffin,Then the best part...S...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 19:27:00 GMT |
An Open Letter to Papaya Dog. |
To the Papaya Dog on W 4th st and 6th ave.,Sirs, I am not one to write an open letter of complaint. Usually I am happy to go about my day and am perfectly content with the many different paces and li...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 15:21:00 GMT |
Porpise Rapist. |
They are real and they scare me.RUN FLIPPER!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:23:00 GMT |
I almost died today. 4 Realz. |
I was working down in Tribecca today as the autumnal wind was making a fuss, and damnit if I wan't almost killed by some flying debris. I think NYC is the only place where it rains garbage, yet I sti...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 20:54:00 GMT |
Bored. |
Bored. I've spent all day in my appartment. I don't think I spoken a single word to anyone today...Wait, no, that's a lie...I bought some tuna and fruit and stuff from the store and when the girl ga...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 21:03:00 GMT |
