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Miles Christian .aka. -MAUSER-

THE 2ND MOST DANGEROUS SUPERVILLIAN !!!!

About Me

hi, im as weird as people get ? i love stuff. i spin and produce HARD MAYHEM TECHNO, ELECTRO, TECHSTEP JUNGLE,or what ever i feel like at that moment when im in the studio. stuff like that,MC, i write alot, 3 books finished as of MAY, im a bit of a photographer, ive got a photo series called Monomix, bunch of dj's and producers, i am a clown to the max, i can be serious but i prefer not to. im very openminded, non judgemental towards, i accept people for who they are , not what they did in the past.im self sacrificing, depending on the cause. non-selfish. i like helping people, ofcourse if they help themselves . im a pretty cool guy. i have more energy than most nuclear reactors on speed. i dont do drugs. i have natural energy. im a cool dude. but if you screw me or my friends over, then i'll deffinately break your legs. there are people who found out the hard way. i dont like talking about thy royal self, hehehe.I AM A EVIL HORRIBLE TERRIBLE MONSTER SPAT BACK OUT FROM THE DEPTHS OF HADES!!!!!! IF IT'S FOR MY OWN SELFISH SICK AMUSEMENT, I WILL IT ! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!! AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN.[disclaimer] " if you are a stalker, i will have fun with you at your own expence"

My Interests

i love music , art, photography, journalism, fun stuff. graph, breakin, im open for almost anything fun. egging people randomly, running amuck anywhere. freestylin', getting stranger and stranger in public. random hugging in public. im a soacial disease !

I'd like to meet:

cool open minded people, who have genuine love for something. people who are one with themselves. people from all walks of life. cool insane, wild,fun, sarcastic, silly,nutty,loving people . i want to meet YOU ! yeah, YOU! the person reading this .

Music:

HARDER TECHNO, DNB, JUNGLE, real PUNK, Old school hip hop, real hip hop ,not that radio garble,CANIBAL OX, COMPANY FLOW, MOS DEF, PHAROH MONCH, classik punk rock,real rock, jazz,reggae, just about anything that sounds good,m and 2 country songs. the clash, Frank Zappa, DAVID bloody BOWIE!!!pistols, casulties, tech itch, DJ RUSH, JEFF MILLS, gaetano parisio, blondie, RAMONES, NOFX,ZEPLIN, HENDRIX, CREAM,THE CLASH,AGENT ORANGE,BIOHAZARD,FIX,STYX,FLEETWOOD MAC,BILLIE HOLIDAY,MILES DAVIS, LOST BOYS,GHETTO BOYS --------ICE-T---------THE DOORS,B52'S, IGGY AND THE STOOGES !!, henry rollins, CHRIS LIEBING, bob marley, TRIBE CALLED QUEST, MC SHAN, ----PRINCE------RICK JAMES----BIZ MARKIE, FAT BOYS, GUNS N ROSES, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, COLDCUT, MEATBEAT MANIFESTO, PORTISHEAD, XIBIT, L L COOL J !!!!PHARCYDE,,DEAD PREZ, MILK, SALT N PEPPER, MOBB DEEP, GROUP HOME, ONYX, SPECIAL ED, MAD SKILZ, !!!!!RUN DMC !!!!! ANDREAS KREMER, SVEN WITTENKIND, SWITCHBLADE .AKA. LEO LAKER, MAYHEM MAN, HANNO HINKLEBEIN, PAUL LANGLEY, REES URBAN, JAMIE BISSMIRE, MARTYN HARE, MICHAEL BURKAT, VIPER XXL, FRANK KVITTA, B.B.I., MARIO RANIERI, ENERGUN 22, ARKUS P, PATRICK DSP, ALEX K. FROM CHICAGO, NICK/SPANK/ ALLWAYS.NU, JUSTIN RICKKLES/SINIOUS, !!!TH TH TH TH THE BEASTIE BOYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE OLD WU TANG, Dylan, B-Key, obuchitek, Lars Klein, QUEEEEEEN !!!!!!!!! freddy mercury had the most amazing voice ever !anyone who doesnt agree with me dies by by flying tooth picks and sausage grenades !!!! DAVE CLARKE, DAVE BRUBECK, BASICALLY ALL THE OLD BLUE NOTE STUFF. THELONIUS MONK, BECK, BUTTHOLE SURFERS,DJ SHADOW,INVIZIBLE SKRATCH PICKLZ,THE BROTHERS JOHNSON, STEVIE WONDER, ISAAC HAYES,OTIS REDDING,-------NIRVANA------FOO FIGHTERS,----VARTAN IS SICK !!!!!!!!! PORTISHEAD, BJORK, GOLDIE, BAILEY, SHY FX, PUNISHER, INTERPOL, STROKES, for some odd reason, the west side story record, no questions., ROBERT HOOD,-------PRINCE--------RICK JAMES----- PAT BENNETAR, BIFF NAKED ! TALKING HEADS, ADAM JAY, SVEN VATH, RICHIE HAWTIN, Steve Bicknell, Function, JEN MAS, NIX, ME !!YEAH, ME !!! HAHAHAHA, THE STRANGLERS, THE SMITHS, VIOLENT FEMMMMMMMMZ ................................THE CLASH................................... CFX, JUAN ATKINS, ROB PLAYFORD, MOVING SHADOW, DARA, DWEISELBOY, haaahahaha, IAMOS MURAD, CHICAGO HIP HOP, F! THE RADIO, SKINNY PUPPY, B52'S, CONVERGE, BLACK CROSS, ORGY, OFFSPRING, FELIX DA HOUSECAT, FLX, JOEY BELTRAM, ADAM X, MAGAS, FRANK BONES, ROB G, DELTA 9, SERJ from chicago, GOOD ELECTRO, LADYTRON, TORSTEN KANZLER, MAMPI SWIFT, drum n bass BAD COMPANY before 2000, DAVE CLARKE, ELBE BAD, SAVAS PASCALIDAS,TOMMIE SUNSHINE,ELBE BADD, ADULT ENT. I-F, THE SULERIES, ADONIS, FAT TRUCKERS, ,MISS KITTEN AND THE HACKER, PENNYWISE, WEEZER, DJ HELL, DAFT PUNK, DJ FALCON, DJ CAM, HYPERACTIVE, DEMON, ETIENNE DE CRECY, CASSIUS, SEBASTIAN LEGER, I LOVE FRENCH HOUSE, LAURENT GARNIER,LAIDBACK LUKE, TIM XAVIER u slut, hehhe,. USER, DANILO VIGORITO, LIVE WIRE, REIDSPEED, she's not a dj rap,STORM,SHIVA, MAAAAAD PROPS TO ALL THE DOPE FEMALE DJ'S WHO PUT UP WITH THE B-S IN THE SCENE, WE ARE ALL EQUAL. .....................SHANTRAN........................... , MF, PHIX, the chicago jungle dnb crew, zew, JESSE DAYLAAAAAA... MAN, THERE'S SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH MORE !!!!!

Movies:

please dont make me name them all. UNDER THE CHERRY MOON, GRIND, FIGHT CLUB, GOODFELLAS,CASINO, PULP FICTION, 24HOUR PARTY PEOPLE, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, YELLOW BEARD, ALL CHEECH N CHONG MOVIES, FLASH GORDON,ALL JAMES BOND MOVIES,MONTY PYTHON MOVIES, LABYRINTH, ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS, LONESTAR STATE OF MIND,TROMA FLICKS, SNATCH, LOCK STOCK, MALL RATS, CLERKS,PRINCESS BRIDE,CHASING AMY, DUAL OF THE IRON FIST, FIST OF THE NORTH STAR = anime version, NINJA SCROLL, MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD, STAR WARS, STAR TRECK WRATH OF KAHN= only because i love to yell "KAAAAAHHN !!!!! in public, YAH, THERE IST SO MANY MORE. IM A MOVIE WHORE, SERIOUSLY, LADIES, IF YOU TAKE ME TO A MOVIE, YOU MIGHT GET SOME.........popcorn ? guy ritchie, kevin smith, crap, quinton tarintino, and all the greats im a sucker for chick flicks, i dont know why. OLD KUNGFUFLIX ! violent bloody gorey movies! cant live with out them. and movies i can scream at the bad actors/actresses how stupid they are.

Television:

SIMPSONS, naturally with FUTURAMA,70'S SHOW., FAMILY GUY, CHAPELLE SHOW, LAW N ORDER, NO TIME FOR EVERYTHING

Books:

JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehe the diary of henrik fraust, = mine. hehehe WISEGUY. im a dork Realy dope comics, Handguns, guns n ammo, = sportshooter, truckin, Awake magazine. beth beckers book on cambodia, her daughter is my other best friend, hehehe ben stien's how to ruin your life, CHOKE , . IM WORKING ON A SARCASTIC BASTARD BOOK NOW FOR PEOPLE WITH AGORIPHOBIA,AND GERMOPHOBES, CALLED "THIS WILL KILL YOU"

Heroes:

Iggy, David Bowie, Jeff Mills,PRINCE,JIMI HENDRIX, JOE STRUMMER, MITCH MITCHELL = jimi hendrix drummer, ME, YOU IF YOUR COOL. IM NOT AN INFLUENCABLE PERSON, BUT, OH YEAH, THE PERSON WHO MAD THE COMA, AND THE APOSTROPHE. COOL PEOPLE WHO HAVE BALLS TO STAND UP FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE. oh yeah, and whoever can get me deported back to germany.

My Blog

so, all this blogging

yeah, so , if u havnt noticed, i dont use this page for blogging.im old. i foget and i tend to use the other page for that.so, if ur reading this...............start laughing......................loud...
Posted by Miles Christian .aka. -MAUSER- on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 11:40:00 PST

THE live MIX IS BACK UP !!!!, AND THE MYSPACE MUSIC PAGE IS UP TOO !!!!

Hey , my live set is back up from seanchi's , back in april. its completely insane ! you'll love it if you love techno. its the first hour of a 3 hour set- http://www.awplay.com/mixsets2.html ...
Posted by Miles Christian .aka. -MAUSER- on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HAHAHAHA !!!!!!!

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill? Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemaleSexuality: StraightGayBisexualFlirting Skill Level - 78%Kissing Skill Level - 45%Cudding Skill Level - 43%Sex Skill Level - 92%Why They L...
Posted by Miles Christian .aka. -MAUSER- on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Making love to his ego

Which David Bowie are you?...
Posted by Miles Christian .aka. -MAUSER- on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Play schedule for september

hehehehehehehehehehehehe bring a helmet- skullkrushin-murderjack-hardtechno Sept. 4th. Inhale 6 outdoor festival, kankakee, il. 3 deck, hard techno live pa. techstep jungle set. fre...
Posted by Miles Christian .aka. -MAUSER- on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

EAT ME !

Your Icecream Flavour is...Cookies 'n Cream! Smooth and creamy with a few rough bits mixed in, you are a real treat! You are probably very popular amongst your friends. Remember too much of a good th...
Posted by Miles Christian .aka. -MAUSER- on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what !, i had to !

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Posted by Miles Christian .aka. -MAUSER- on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what's ina name !

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Posted by Miles Christian .aka. -MAUSER- on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WHY I'LL NEVER SAY F- THE POLICE AGAIN.

this morning i was speeding down i-57 on my way back to the flat, when i got pulled over by a state trooper. i used my jedi mind power on him when he asked why i was speeding, so i told him i ate a...
Posted by Miles Christian .aka. -MAUSER- on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME ?

FOR FRIENDS! (fill it out) 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain...
Posted by Miles Christian .aka. -MAUSER- on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST