Hello.
here we go...
I'm a 31 year old, dope smoking, George Bush hating, unkempt nobody from the arse of England. I have acheived little & enjoyed nearly every fucking minute. Before I die, I have to stage a coup in this spoiled country & overthrow this disgusting political system that only serves the corrupt & takes from the majority knowing that we won't do a thing about it becuase of a fear. I'll be quite happy to talk about this to anybody.
I write songs, sing em, play guitars, drums, bass, piano, harmonica blah blah bagpipes, blah blah recorder blah whatevers put in front of me. I am the lead singer & guitarist in the music performing group Chevron. Don't expect to know us though. We're not popularity slags like half the cooonts on here. We rock. Seriously. More than you'd think. Or would like to think. We are the self styled "Saviours of the Stourbridge Music Scene" and we take our job very seriously. Somebodies got to do it cos most of it is shite.
I've also done a bit of acting (see: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1731903 that's me!!!) & I occasionally delve into the hell that is story writing, scripts & generally making shit up. I've got one of my films on myspace video so go & have a look if yum lazy. Also, check me on The Oracle of Bacon!! http://oracleofbacon.org/
Search for Michael A Hunter. That's me. On-n-n-n-ng.
I got to the final of The Weakest Link. And before you ask, no, I wasn't voted off or the "Weakest Link" heh heh. I'll leave it up to you to work it out.
I don't mind hearing random shit off random people. As long as it's interesting, intelligent, goofy or funny I'll reply.
I like to smoke marijuana now & then (mostly now to be honest tooot tooot) as well as enjoying the occasional Irish whiskey . Both in the same bucket as far as I'm concerned. They both wreck your head but unfortunatley, marijuana is so easy to grow that it renders it very difficult to tax. That's the only reason it is illegal. Simple. It's not a drug. It's NOT. Don't buy the shit off them. The more you believe, the more they just shovel it on top of us. Plus, those fuckers don't like us to have fun. So if you've got a problem with that, you may as well leave now. Go. And take a quick "fuck you" with you while you close the door.
I have a slightly mad mrs called Sian who is my little darlin that I love with all my heart. She saved me from a 6 year bender that would have ended badly. She saw what others didn't & for that, I am forever hers.
I have a dog called Stan who believe me is in more than one way one vowel away from being the devil incarnate. He has a penchant for opening cupboards, stealing food (especially blocks of butter), stealing sofa space, farting ( and not owning up), chewing on rubber money bags, eating Cadbury Chomps, licking hands & scaring people. But he's my mate so that's alright. Only cos I know he's the softest little shit in the world with an intelligence far beyond his species. So if you've got something to say to me (or Stanley Banley) feel free to message me.
I am opinionated, but only so through learning. I don't just sit back & procrastinate from an armchair. I learn about this stupid fucking world & give my judgement on it. It's my right to say. And if you disagree, it's your right to fuck right off & stick you head back in the sand like the consumer pigs you're moulded to be. Apart from that, let's sit back, put our feet up & see what other shit I've got to wattle on about.
I don't know shit about cars, but I want one of these...
I did this as well. Oh dear....
Please look up Neil Hamburger on myspace & youtube.com (he's in my friend list now). This is the funniest bloke I have seen in a longtime.
He's got a brand new video on Betamax & VHS where available out too. He is the funniest thing since shitting in someones mouth was first filmed.
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Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy
You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone.
And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder...
Sometimes you're world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary.
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Come again won't you.
Toodle Pip.
