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Mark Chopper Read

Chopper Read

About Me

I'm Mark Brandon Read, but most characters like to call me Chopper.
There are a few obscure theories as to how I got my nickname, some reckon it is from an old cartoon, some say it is because I use to cut off the toes of others, while there are those that say it is because I had someone cut my ears off in jail.
For the record, it is from the Hanna-Barbera cartoon "Yakky Doodle".
Chopper was the big dog who looked after Yakky the little duck. Every time the fox tried to attack the duck, the big dog Chopper would tell Yakky "Now Yakky, you put your little wings over your eyes. Don't you look at what I'm gonna do to this fox" and then Chopper would bash the shit out of the fox.
Well I used to go to school with a little kid called Laurie Whitaker and they used to call him Yakky, so naturally they called me Chopper. So my old man called me little Chopper or "Chop Chop" from when I was in grade 3. Wherever I went, he'd say "Come on Chop Chop".
And the name fit well with my later career.
Imagine if the dog had been called Fluffy. And make sure you don't message garbage to me. I'm sick of it.
"Did you like the movie" "Is this really you" "What about Ronnie Johns" Fuckin Hell.
    Yes I liked the Chopper movie Yes this is me I am fuckin flattered Ronnie Johns sends me up. But he has big fuckin ears. I have NO Fuckin ears. So figure that one out. Once he cuts them off, then I will take my hat off to him.

And yes, I did get some other fucker to design my home page, because I wouldn't know the first fuckin thing about web design. I spent most of my life in a fuckin cell. They don't teach you bloody web design in solitary confinement in H-Division.


By the way, this site is dedicated to me enemies. Who all hate my guts.
With good reason too hahahaha.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/1/2006
Band Website: myworld.ebay.com.au/mark.chopper.read
Sounds Like:
Record Label: http://www.checkoutwax.com/index2.html?page=/aussi

My Blog

Want to ask CHOPPER a Question?

Have you ever wanted toASK "CHOPPER" ANYTHING?THIS WEEK ONLY!! We are asking you, what you want to know about Chopper, His life or even his thoughts on the TV series Under Belly?.. Simply CLICK HERE t...
Posted by Mark Chopper Read on Sat, 24 May 2008 07:50:00 PST

Regarding www.chopperread.com

From: Mark Chopper Read Date: 18 Apr 2007, 08:01 PM I wish to say to you all that after reading the absolute mindless dribble allegedly written by me, on the www.chopperread.com web site, owned and ...
Posted by Mark Chopper Read on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST

Chopper v Ronnie Johns (WEAK Response!)

Hi Andrew,Thanks for your email. We'd probably not be interested, as the show is heavily scripted, and not really condusive to involving other people, other than some minimal audience participation.We...
Posted by Mark Chopper Read on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:09:00 PST

Chopper v Ronnie Johns

chopper here..hi to one and all.my manager Andrew Roper has put a challenge to the copy cat freako Sir Ronnie Johns for me to show up on stage at one of his upcoming shows at the Melbourne Comedy Fest...
Posted by Mark Chopper Read on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:58:00 PST

My first live webcam show

Thanks to all who came and watched my first show on the 21st March 2007. It was a great show and I gave you value for your buck I am told. (2+ hours took it out of me though). Your questions were most...
Posted by Mark Chopper Read on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:01:00 PST

My History

My early days were spent in the northern Melbourne suburbs of Thomastown, Preston and Collingwood. I was never the toughest kid at school, often being bullied and bashed, but this only strengthened m...
Posted by Mark Chopper Read on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 03:09:00 PST

Quotes

Here's some of my favourite quotes and then some of my more serious ones. Some you might like, some you might hate, personally I do both. From the Pedestrian Council of Australia anti-drink driving ad...
Posted by Mark Chopper Read on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 03:04:00 PST