There are a few obscure theories as to how I got my nickname, some reckon it is from an old cartoon, some say it is because I use to cut off the toes of others, while there are those that say it is because I had someone cut my ears off in jail.
For the record, it is from the Hanna-Barbera cartoon "Yakky Doodle".
Chopper was the big dog who looked after Yakky the little duck. Every time the fox tried to attack the duck, the big dog Chopper would tell Yakky "Now Yakky, you put your little wings over your eyes. Don't you look at what I'm gonna do to this fox" and then Chopper would bash the shit out of the fox.
Well I used to go to school with a little kid called Laurie Whitaker and they used to call him Yakky, so naturally they called me Chopper. So my old man called me little Chopper or "Chop Chop" from when I was in grade 3. Wherever I went, he'd say "Come on Chop Chop".
And the name fit well with my later career.
Imagine if the dog had been called Fluffy. And make sure you don't message garbage to me. I'm sick of it.
"Did you like the movie" "Is this really you" "What about Ronnie Johns" Fuckin Hell.
- Yes I liked the Chopper movie Yes this is me I am fuckin flattered Ronnie Johns sends me up. But he has big fuckin ears. I have NO Fuckin ears. So figure that one out. Once he cuts them off, then I will take my hat off to him.
And yes, I did get some other fucker to design my home page, because I wouldn't know the first fuckin thing about web design. I spent most of my life in a fuckin cell. They don't teach you bloody web design in solitary confinement in H-Division.
By the way, this site is dedicated to me enemies. Who all hate my guts.
With good reason too hahahaha.