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About Me

Welcome to the space of the last English Gentleman!
(Sorry if it took a while to load, I hate waiting just like you, hopefully you will find the wait worth it. I keep meaning to take some stuff off, but it's all too good! lol.)
Hi my name is Phil, I'm a household name, in my household. I am an easy going funny guy. I make friends easily and very trustworthy. I'm a "scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" (metophorically speaking) person...
I wake up each morning and look forward to going to bed. Bed is great...I think life is a series of distractions designed to get you out of bed. In a nutshell, I am good, in bed ;O)
I manage time effectively and I don't age. I drank from the fountain of youth when I was 25! (I'm not telling where it was though...)
If I was any more laid back I'd be horizontal.
I have two emotions hungry and horny. If I don't have a hardon, make me some cheese on toast! ha ha!
Best snack in the world bar none
....Oh and I think hugs could be the one thing to bring world peace! So don't be shy give someone you meet a hug today!! <(^-^)>25 Random facts:1. I am the best thing before sliced bread2. The laws of physics do not apply to me3. My life is a 'you had to be there' joke4. I put the Pro in procrastinate5. I was an unpopular child, I only had two friends and they were imaginary, and often they'd leave me out.6. I think better outside the box partly cos I'm claustrophobic.7. I'm not homophobic, I like my house8. I wrote a novel "Sweet and Sour Pork: How Can It Be Both? At The Same Time?"9. I uploaded a video which has had 30.5 million hits on myspace, more than any other in their vast video collection10. I served in the military under General Apathy11. I can speak more Bulgarian than I can French or German (despite studying the latter two for 3 years)12. I never finish anythi13. I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!14. I come from mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100 meters15. I do what the voices in my head tell me to do16. I once split up with a girl who lied about her weight... well I say split up. She died in a bungee jump accident.17. I sing, play guitar and write my own songs, my latest one is called Gurdy gurly gurdy18. I have had foot in mouth syndrome on more than one occasion especially when drunk19. Despite popular belief, I AM the walrus20. I tried working from home but found I didn't fit in21. I yearn to fly, often dream it, and want to hanglide, keep saying "this year I will"22. My mom is schizophrenic, but she's good people23. My coffee table is decafinated24. I suffer from emetophobia and from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, the fear of long words AHHHH!25. I would be unstoppable if I got started .. .. .. .. .. [There was a slide show here but because I have a stalker and it still shows private/friends only pictures I've been forced to remove it]
See my NEW Youtube channel www.youtube.com/thecreatureofhabit (Mainly music and private vids)Established Youtube channel www.youtube.com/creature0fhabit

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Morgan Freeman, Kurt Cobain*, Marilyn Monroe* (*if they weren't dead).. .. .... ....
Cold callers you have got to love them, but you got to love this guy who got a telemarketing caller he did not want...

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And finally I'm not a myspace whore. In other words I haven't created this site so that I can prove I have friends. It's not a competition folks!
I don't care that I don't have hundreds of friends on my profile. Check your account ask yourself are they your friends really? or just an excuse to advertise themselves or that they liked your profile picture for bedtime purposes.
I do like "sharing the wealth", i.e. passing on jokes and funny videos. It is an aim of mine to make my friends smile! You'll find more jokes in my Blog. Can't be arsed doing a real blog but it's a useful storage area for the amusing stuff.

I HATE CHAIN LETTERS WITH MEAN CONSEQUENCES & SPAM! (Not the tinned pork I have no negative feelings towards that (those who know monty python are singing the song...)
Check out this vid about hackers and spammers: myspace hackers

Ok the bad news...friend rules: Look I don't like rules as much as the next person but I've had to employ them because of my beliefs. I like to be a true friend not just a number, but I didn't enjoy just pressing deny to randoms who hadn't read my page. It's not that I wont accept random people, on the contrary I'm pretty random myself and mypaz is a good way to meet new friends.
***THE RULES!***
Now to be my friend you need to follows these 4 very simple rules:
Rule 1. I'm not interested in lapdancing dvds or accessing your dodgy web site to be honest my company only block it anyhow. (Not that spammer read people's profiles, folks it's not a bikini clad beauty contacting you, it's a hair arsed 50 year old selling sex!!)
Rule 2. Important Rule: Please don't just add me to your friends, first send me a message to introduce yourself, maybe telling me why we should be friends, it's only polite. If it's just because you like my vids then unfortunately I don't upload many here due to issues with 'Tom' subscribe to my youtube account instead (see below right).
If you don't follow this rule don't be upset if I just press deny. I don't judge you on your music tastes or if you have common interests, follow this rule and you will be added, don't and I'll just press deny.
Rule 3. Unfortunately I wont be accepting new friend requests from under 16 year olds. I'm NOT an internet predator but don't want any parents getting the wrong impression, so I'm being safe not sorry. You may not be aware that you have to be a friend of a <16 year old to send them an email so don't think I'm rude by not replying, it's just I can't...
Finally Just for info, I do have regular goof runs, i.e. if you've friend requested me then not made contact for months then I may delete you. Again don't be offended, I just don't see the point in having you on my friends list if you don't act like a 'friend.'... obviously if over time we build a relationship up I wont just get rid of you, there are many reasons for not being online for a bit...

If you don't like these rules don't waste your time giving me your negative opinion/feedback, like I said I didn't want to put rules up, but the nature of myspace (oooh look I have 2000 friends!!!) as it currently is has forced me to. I have my reasons and believes for doing it, if you don't like it then lump it!

{Climbing off my soap box, enjoy my space}
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***END OF RULES***

My Blog

Travelling Abroad?

AlertsThe British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."Soon, though, security levels may be raised ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:25:00 GMT

Evanescence Misheard Bring me to life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRJLKIHujE8 I love these misheard lyrics but most of them are pretty lame this scores an 8/10 but check the gandalf with the thrash guitar!! #eat my ba...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:57:00 GMT

Some good one lines and some two liners

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty andsexy, so I suggested we meet up.She turned out to be an undercover detective.How cool is that at her age?!   I went to see th...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:23:00 GMT

My new arrival making herself comfortable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9qumCjQfQA .. Little creature of habit two moving herself about abit as she does most evenings... wonder if this will be what we have to come...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 14:15:00 GMT

Some pretty cool sites

http://www.breathingearth.net/Shows you how many people are populating this earth... staggeringhttp://www.earthalbum.com/Is a collection of great photos from cities around the worldThanks Marina
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 20:32:00 GMT

Do you like good music???

Well the right place is here, well it's next doorI've written some songs had them produced by my dad and they're Uploaded Read all about it... ok you've read all about it just now."How do I hear your ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 11:13:00 GMT

Nanny state

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's shouldn't have survived.Our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint w...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:52:00 GMT

You have it lucky

1950s Women vs Millennium Women          The following is (allegedly) taken from an actual 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for high school girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life:...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:51:00 GMT

PEARL JAM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjESN9pRdg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO6wPWFMrCA
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:34:00 GMT

Great pictures

I think this site pays people cash for great photoshopped pictures.Here are some great animal morphs and some great movies/tv shows they've morphed:http://www.worth1000.com/..cache/gallery/contestcach ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 23:51:00 GMT