Welcome to the space of the last English Gentleman!
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Hi my name is Phil, I'm a household name, in my household. I am an easy going funny guy. I make friends easily and very trustworthy. I'm a "scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" (metophorically speaking) person...
I wake up each morning and look forward to going to bed. Bed is great...I think life is a series of distractions designed to get you out of bed. In a nutshell, I am good, in bed ;O)
I manage time effectively and I don't age. I drank from the fountain of youth when I was 25! (I'm not telling where it was though...)
If I was any more laid back I'd be horizontal.
I have two emotions hungry and horny. If I don't have a hardon, make me some cheese on toast! ha ha!
Best snack in the world bar none
....Oh and I think hugs could be the one thing to bring world peace! So don't be shy give someone you meet a hug today!! <(^-^)>25 Random facts:1. I am the best thing before sliced bread2. The laws of physics do not apply to me3. My life is a 'you had to be there' joke4. I put the Pro in procrastinate5. I was an unpopular child, I only had two friends and they were imaginary, and often they'd leave me out.6. I think better outside the box partly cos I'm claustrophobic.7. I'm not homophobic, I like my house8. I wrote a novel "Sweet and Sour Pork: How Can It Be Both? At The Same Time?"9. I uploaded a video which has had 30.5 million hits on myspace, more than any other in their vast video collection10. I served in the military under General Apathy11. I can speak more Bulgarian than I can French or German (despite studying the latter two for 3 years)12. I never finish anythi13. I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!14. I come from mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100 meters15. I do what the voices in my head tell me to do16. I once split up with a girl who lied about her weight... well I say split up. She died in a bungee jump accident.17. I sing, play guitar and write my own songs, my latest one is called Gurdy gurly gurdy18. I have had foot in mouth syndrome on more than one occasion especially when drunk19. Despite popular belief, I AM the walrus20. I tried working from home but found I didn't fit in21. I yearn to fly, often dream it, and want to hanglide, keep saying "this year I will"22. My mom is schizophrenic, but she's good people23. My coffee table is decafinated24. I suffer from emetophobia and from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, the fear of long words AHHHH!25. I would be unstoppable if I got started
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[There was a slide show here but because I have a stalker and it still shows private/friends only pictures I've been forced to remove it]
See my NEW Youtube channel www.youtube.com/thecreatureofhabit (Mainly music and private vids)Established Youtube channel
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