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Johnny

<BJohnny Five Still Alive ! ! ! ! !<B

About Me

Hi, I am Johnny 5. I was created when a freak electrical storm struck my body and made me ALIVE! After that I left Nova Industies and was a free robot. I then started living with this hot bitch Stephanie. The army found out I was missing so they sent other robots to hunt me down and destroy me. I fucked those robots up. Anyways later my Indian friend and creator Benjamin went to the big apple. I decided to go with him. I had lot's of fun in New York. I joined the gang Los Loco's. I stole car stereos. I foiled some bank robbers and I swung on a rope like Tarzan. Later I became an american citizen and I was painted gold. The last couple of years I haven't really done anything. I mostly just sit around and drink, sometimes I beat my robot wife when she gets out of line. When I really get bored I go to Steve Guttenbergs house and we get high. I'm what they call a robot burn out. I think I get really bored because I don't have any input. I NEED MORE INPUT!!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

Input, input and more input! Gangs, Los locos kick your ass! Los locos kick your face! Los locos kick your balls into outer space!, Ally Sheedys Rack, Benjamin, need input

I'd like to meet:

Benjamin, R2D2, Vicky From Small Wonder, The Terminator, Robocop, The Kid From A.I., I-Robot and MORE INPUT

Music:

El DeBarge's "Who's Johnny" he wrote the song about me. Bonnie Tyler especially the song "Holding Out For A Hero" great song to stop bad guys with, Jock Jams, The Beach Boy's "Problem Child", Total Jam Sessions

Movies:

Short Circuit 1, 2, Robot porn, Robocop 1,2,3, The Terminator 1 and 2, The Star Wars Trilogy, A.I., I-Robot, Westworld, Runaway, Judge Dredd, Blade Runner, Total Recall, Problem Child 1 and 2, Tarzan, any movie with lot's of input.

Television:

SMALL WONDER. THE GIRL ROBOT VICKY IS SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

Robot Mechanics by Benjamin Pungab

Heroes:

Los Locos Gang, B.A.N. , Steve Guttenberg.

My Blog

Ben's Date

Yesterday I helped Benjamin on a date. He was trying to impress a lady friend so I used a electronic billboard to feed him lines. I fucked up and Ben's date freaked out. He later took me home and beat...
Posted by Johnny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST