No Horseshit, Wang |
Stop posting your bullshit ads on my page or feel the wrath of the Six Demon Bag. Or in other words, you will get deleted.Team Jack Burton representing. Keep the home fires burning.-Jack...
Posted by Jack Burton on Fri, 23 May 2008 02:47:00 PST |
Just to reiterate.... |
You post ads on my comments, your shit is getting deleted. This page is reserved for Jack Burton fans only, not you fucking promotion whores. The reason I post this is because I just deleted several '...
Posted by Jack Burton on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:45:00 PST |
Jack Burton's Army has reached 2000 |
Thanks from the bottom of Jack's old heart. I never thought I would have such a positive response from this project but here we are almost two years later and 2000 people have spoken.
You all deserve ...
Posted by Jack Burton on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:06:00 PST |
Whores |
Has anyone else gotten these fake messages in your inbox from some random slut talking about how she 'just moved to town', and she 'thinks you're cute' and how you should go to her page and pay m...
Posted by Jack Burton on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:38:00 PST |
Thanks for the Birthday wishes |
Thanks to everyone in Jack's army who congratulated me on surviving another year. I punched out of the womb on March 17th on purpose just so I could have another excuse to get drunk on my birthday.
Ja...
Posted by Jack Burton on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:23:00 PST |
The Fake Jack Burton |
It has come to my attention that there is a fake "Jack Burton" roaming about myspace. Here is the link to this faggot's page:
Fake mother fucker
Don't be duped by this asshole, as I can assure you tha...
Posted by Jack Burton on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 10:26:00 PST |
Thanks for making Jack's army 1000 |
Thanks to everyone who has made good ole Jack Burton's army over 1000 strong and growing.
Six demon bags are on me tonight.
-Jack
Posted by Jack Burton on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:19:00 PST |
In Memory of Chuck Schuldiner |
One of metal's greats passed away 4 years ago today. Raise your damn glasses and blast your favorite Death album. We salute you, Chuck!
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Posted by Jack Burton on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:23:00 PST |
Don't use my account to post your ads in my comments you douchebags. |
You heard me. Your shit is getting deleted faster than Lo Pan in a knife throwing contest.
Posted by Jack Burton on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 06:25:00 PST |
To the friends of good ol' Jack Burton |
This is just a quick post from your friendly neighborhood ass kicker Jack Burton, and I just wanted to say thanks to all you awesome guys and girls who have sent me messages and added comments and mad...
Posted by Jack Burton on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 10:44:00 PST |
