It's me but the past few decades have been really hard on Willy. Giving the factory away was a bad idea. Charlie and his family had me removed the day after I turned it over to him. I now work full time at Sears.
Candy, children with bad habits, farting in the tub (fun to pop bubbles), prank calling Charlie late at night.
All you good little boys and girls.
Pink Floyd and that "I Want Candy" song
Johnny Depp eats boogers!