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Willy Wonka

You gotta go forwards to go back.

About Me

It's me but the past few decades have been really hard on Willy. Giving the factory away was a bad idea. Charlie and his family had me removed the day after I turned it over to him. I now work full time at Sears.

My Interests

Candy, children with bad habits, farting in the tub (fun to pop bubbles), prank calling Charlie late at night.

I'd like to meet:

All you good little boys and girls.

Music:

Pink Floyd and that "I Want Candy" song

Movies:

Johnny Depp eats boogers!

My Blog

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Posted by Willy Wonka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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Posted by Willy Wonka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST