The Orthographic Polyglot

I am eccentric. My sense of humor is upbeat, literal, and generally morbid. In others the quality I most admire is creativity. My passions are music, the written word, and art. I am a firm believer in authenticity and am put off by all things derivative. In my personal views I am assertive but not totally bullheaded. I dislike television and if given a choice between watching it and staring at a wall, I would choose the latter. I want to be a writer when I grow up. If you find me to be a pretentious asshole, you are wrong, as I am not pretentious, just an asshole. I have taken several karate lessons in the course of my adolescence, which is to say if I were not me, but in fact someone else, and saw me on the street I would definitely not fuck with me. I am probably the coolest person you will never meet.
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