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Marty

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About Me

I am always late. But it's ok! My good friend Doc Brown has built me a time machine out of a DeLorian so I am always on time whether it is 1985, 1955, or 2003!

My Interests

Jennifer Parker, huge black pick-up trucks, loud amps, skateboarding, hover-boarding, and saving the clock tower.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes to torment the vice principal and drink Tab. Oh! And someone who would never call me 'chicken'!

Music:

Huey Lewis and The News, Chuck Barry, Lindsey Buckingham. I really am into rock and new wave, but the old stuff from the 50's is really starting to grow on me.

Movies:

Back To The Future 1,2,... and I guess 3.

Books:

The Time Traveller's Handbook, Learn to Play Guitar In Three Days by Huey Lewis, and Cosmic Time Travel: A Space Odyssey

My Blog

HILL VALLEY, PINE VALLEY, HIDDEN VALLEY!??? GET OVER IT!

I made a simple mistake a while back on the name of the town where I reside. PEOPLE! I travel back and forth through time and there are times when my brains are a bitter scattered. GIVE ME A BREAK...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I LOST MY VEST!

My vest is gone. I can't fucking find it. 'Go back in time and get it.' you dare say???? I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LOST IT, OR WHEN? Oh, my image!
Posted by Marty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thanks Bruce

You know what. I am constantly being sent to and from the passed and the future. My siblings are idiots, my dad is a dork, my mom is a drunk, my only friend is a crazy old man, and my girlfriend nev...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thanks Action Figure Palpatine for pointing out a snaffoo.....

I am back... and no! NOT Back To The Future, I am really starting to hate that. In one of my supposed "friends" testemonials here at MySpace, his name is Action Figure Emperor Palpatine something ...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Xmas

So, Xmas was great! I had a good time with my parents surprisingly. Uncle Jail bird Joey was supposed to get parolled AGAIN, but to no avail. My sister sat and whined, and my brother who wore cut o...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

12-22-03

Went back to two weeks ago today for a bite. I had this great burrito and the place hasn't gotten it right since. Doc told me not to use the time machine for frivalous "shinanigans", but when I brou...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Weekend at the lake with Jennifer....

Well, this was the weekend I have been waiting for for what seems like 18 years. I get in my truck and go to get Jennifer Parker, the love of my life. SHE IS WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT AGAIN! Same jea...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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If one more person threatens to take me 'back to the future' I will go insane!
Posted by Marty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

12-18-2003

I woke up late this morning, again yes, again. My clock radio is 18 years old, whattya want? I am hoping that this weekend won't be too cold for mine and Jennifer's camping trip. God she's hot. Lik...
Posted by Marty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST