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About Me

So you want to be nerded up? I'll guide the way...
"You can tell a man 'I hate you', and you'll have the best sex of your life. But tell a man 'I Love You', and you'll probably never see him again..."
I'm cool, I guess.

I have a deep passion for life, love, and being the best me possible.
I'm smart, innovative, driven, loving, funny, crazy, and one helluva good friend. I also de-masculinize boys on a weekly basis. ;)
Loves:
Friends
Family
Music
Classic Cars
Dancing with myself
Machines/Gadgets
Being everyone's friend
Killer Guitar Solos
Getting funky
Being stoopid :)
Furry Woodland Creatures
Cuddling
Keeping it real
Rocking the Hell Out
Hugs and High Fives all around
Stacatto Anything
Being Well-Rounded
Dis-Loves:
People with excessive degrees in douchebaggery
Bitches...
Cowards... haha (inside joke, really. hehe.)
Fakes
Meanies
Oh, and apparently, the song that describes my life right now is "Let It Be": "You are an extremely optimistic individual and you are strong and content no matter what difficulties lie ahead of you. You know that you have no control over certain things in life and therefore you just do what you can and let the rest be. People enjoy being around you since you are so relaxed and easygoing. You put your faith in some higher power-whether that be God, the universe, or just your own unfailing spirit. Patience and courage are two qualities you are never without."
♥Music ♥Love ♥ Happiness ♥

Don't watch this unless you want to see me kill the last note. Thank you, alcohol! =D
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The Cast:
Richard Borden: No other person on this planet could make me so frustrated in my entire being as this man does. But regardless, he's the best.
Andy Vasquez: Would YOU wear my purse as a beard? HE would.
Natalie McCain: The only woman on this planet other than myself that has successfully mastered the "silly face".
Katie Coleman: Toilets. Fuck yes. That's all I have to say. :)
Anais Lopez: My self declared soulmate. We even receive matching Chrismas presents. They're totally matching!
Greg Flanders: The best cowbell player around.
Leo Camacho: The only one of my friends that has successfully sold out on Myspace.

Bob Richardson: The only guy that can take a hot dog covered in whipped cream to the face as a prank and still be cool with you.
Art Villa: God damn it, Art.
Amanda Tapia: This should be self explanatory. =)
Ileana George: The only one that looks good in this picture. hehehe.
Corey Faraci: She's sexy even when she's a total nerd. Plus, she doesn't judge my rainbow suspenders. Neither should you.

I ♥ my friends... They make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. =)

Ever been 170 mph? I have. It's just about one of the coolest things I've ever done in my life... You know... Other than... Nope... It's pretty much THE coolest thing I've ever done. ;)

My Interests

I'm a member of the Fantastic 5!!!!!

Friends, Music, Art, Video games, Cartoons, Tap/Hip-hop/Ballroom/Jazz (And sometimes ballet) styles of dance, People, Singing, Driving by myself and rocking out whilst doing so, High heels and sexy lingerie, Whoopie Cushions/Fart Machines, Freakin' Science, Anything with checkers or containing the color "cerulean", Drawing, Roller-skating, Cooking and Baking, Cherry Popsicles, Yelling at people walking on sidewalks, Shooting at precious antique cans, Batting cages, Costume/themed parties, Making people laugh their ass off and then killing my own joke, Dressing up, Doing the running man, Talking about boys with girls, Talking about girls with boys, Shopping with Ana, Katie, Chrissa, and Corey, The Ocean (the place and the song), Guitar Hero/Rock Band, and making the people that I love happy...
Oh, and classic cars... =)

I'd like to meet:

I would love meeting new people with similar interests as me, people with completely different interests than me, potential connections for my career, interesting and unique people to indulge in intellectual conversation with, and...
That one guy that just... Does it for me.
A sidekick. A friend. A man that I can learn from. One that can make me laugh till it hurts. Someone who complements all the strange things that I am. :)
Hmmm... Oh wait, nevermind. =)
... And hell, meeting this guy wouldn't be too half assed bad either. :)
Jim Carrey

I'd love to meet Kari Byron from Mythbusters, just to see how similar we really are.

Lewis Black. Being angry has never been so funny.

Jim Sturgess... Quite the cutie pie. :)

Google/youtube this guy. You might be amazed.

Music:

"What would you do if I wrote you a song, would you give me some lovin' when I get home?"
In some particular order:
Led Zeppelin
Muse
Jamiroquai
Incubus
AC/DC
Rooney
311
Sublime
Weezer
Tenacious D
The Shins
Jack Johnson
Cake
Maroon 5
Portishead
Ozomatli
Jet
Hellogoodbye
Hot Hot Heat
The Strokes
My Chemical Romance
The Fictions
The Killers
The Mars Volta
Deftones
Soundgarden
Metallica
Audioslave
Killswitch Engage
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reel Big Fish
Save Ferris
No Doubt
Transit Authority
Fatboy Slim
Frank Sinatra
Glenn Miller
Benny Goodman
Michael Jackson
Sir Elton John
The Cure
Oingo Boingo
Billy Idol
David Bowie
Bon Jovi
Van Halen
The Steve Miller Band
Chicago
Boston
Ladyfox
The Doors
Jimi Hendrix
The Beach Boys
The Beatles
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Pink Floyd
The Who
The Rolling Stones
The Real Group
Rockapella
The Megas
And stuff...

Movies:

Hmm.. I've got a few up my sleeve...
Across The Universe, The Mask, The Little Mermaid, The Ace Ventura series, School of Rock, Liar Liar, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Kill Bill I, A League of Their Own, Little Big League, The Big Lebowski, Never Been Kissed, Back to the Future, Center Stage, Animal House, Little Miss Sunshine, Moulin Rouge, Romeo & Juliet, ANCHORMAN, The 40 Year Old Virgin... The list goes on. I love me some motion pictures.

Television:

The vast majority of television that I watch is cartoons. A few of my favorites include: The Simpsons, Harvey Birdman: Attourney at Law, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Family Guy, The Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, etc... Ah, we've had some good times. Oh, and MXC on Spike TV is pretty darn awesome too.

What!? I had to add a Big Ass Pinata!

Books:

Ham on Rye by Bukowski, Post Office by Bukowski, Pride and Prejudice by Austen, The Great Gatsby by Fitzgerald, and Absolutely Normal Chaos by Creech... So far.

Heroes:

My Parents, my siblings, my friends... Heh.. Basically everyone I consider my family. Also, my teachers, and everyone else who inspires me to take on a new project and kick its ass.
My friends are crazy.

My "Significant brother" and I about to go lightspeed! Punch it, Chewy!

I like to get crazy with the Jesus as often as possible.
The Super King burrito made standing next to THIS guy somewhat tolerable. ;)

Best friends since 1st grade. I know this girl so well that I can pee in the same room as her! Uhhh... Maybe that was too much information... hehe.

Me and Blondie: Nerdas for life.

Abby, always in my heart. =)

I'd have to say that Chrissa Hayes is sexier than Godzilla... And sexier than the tiger that's making the EXACT same face as her. :)

Melissa Biferno rocks my world.

Faith Knox, my partner in crime.
OH FUCK. IT'S FUCKING MARIO.

Just a few of my bodyguards... Heh.

Me, doing one of the things I'm best at...

The Brothers.

My Blog

Muse is the fucking greatest band in the world...

I can't stop smiling right now... Holy hell. I just got knocked on my ass. Beautiful.
Posted by The Juli on Wed, 21 May 2008 01:34:00 PST

Indiana...

Can't come soon enough. Ugh.
Posted by The Juli on Mon, 12 May 2008 11:35:00 PST

Bliss

Everything about you is how I wanna beYour freedom comes naturallyEverything about you resonates happinessNow I won't settle for lessGive me all the peace and joy in your mindEverything about you pain...
Posted by The Juli on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:59:00 PST

Progression? Maybe.

"It seems like the only thing you've been doing since high school is lose weight."So not true.I've also learned:-Who my real friends are.-How to tap dance like a mofo.-Awesome stage presence and how t...
Posted by The Juli on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:34:00 PST

I wanna take you to a gay bar.

Yep. It happened. I didn’t think it actually ever would, but I was invited to a gay bar. And I had a fucking blast. haha. Nothing wrong with gaybars, I’m actually all about happiness. The ...
Posted by The Juli on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:15:00 PST

4 As, 2 Bs

Yep. You read it correctly.Studying is for pansy little girls... HA!Oh, school is such a cakewalk. It just seems all so unnecessary. Rawwwwr. :)Also, I got an A on my 10 page paper of death. Special t...
Posted by The Juli on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:23:00 PST

Salty Cheeks...

"One Day You Will Win, and It Will Be Worth It."Heh. One day? Can anybody tell me when this particular DAY happens to fall in the future? Or is it that I'm going to stumble through life not knowing wh...
Posted by The Juli on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:39:00 PST

Today was the first...

After class today, I had my first real experience of being able to drive fast on the freeway with my windows down and Muse blasting through my eardrums in MONTHS. It was the first time that I had been...
Posted by The Juli on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:48:00 PST

Oh, life...

I'm not perfectIn fact, I'm a complete mess.So unlike the other girlsStaying away from gossipand bad kharmaI'm just different.I love my friends and familyEven more than I love myself.I'll do what I ca...
Posted by The Juli on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:48:00 PST

I’m not your little doll anymore.

In the past month or so, I've gone through a lot of mental and emotional changes. I mean, wow. First off, after the first week of my first quarter at Cal Poly, I realized... "This isn't what I want to...
Posted by The Juli on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:23:00 PST