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Leo

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About Me


AIM screen name- Jipjiver
So I need a new "about me" section. "Why?" you ask. Well I'm not really different than I was when I had the previous "about me" info up, but I have become a bit more amazing.I don't know what to write yet. I'll be back.
LEO'S TOTALLY SWEET INFORMATION EXTRAVEGANZA!
This is the about me section so I guess I'll toot my own horn and talk about how fucking amazing I really am. Keep in mind that I'm not being sarcastic at all. Yeah...
--The first thing to keep in mind is just how much of a badass I actually am. Not kidding. I walk by 13 year old kids and when my shadow is done passing over them they have full grown beards. Even the girls.
--I'd say I was the sexiest, most bad ass guy on the planet but I would be lying because I'm actually out of this world.
--Let's put it this way. If zombies attacked, you'd want me on your side. This is also true for aliens and killer robots.
--I hate drama. Fuck you drama.
--I'm in an a'capella video game cover band. Is that nerdy enough for you? Well we have been known to do some hyper intense super rocking so that's where the balance kicks in. Over all we kick more ass than Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee on steroids and monster energy drink combined.
--I love art and movies. Wanna have a movie night? I'm down.
--I have an awesome group of amigos that rock like none other. You are more than welcome to come hang out with us but you have to bring your own awesome.
--My eyebrows are of heroic stature and proportions. I like them. I use them to absorb the suns rays and channel it. That's where I get my super powers from.
My goal is to be legendary. So far so good...

My Interests


Member of the Fantastic 5

Member of the Zombie Hunters

Member of The Hammer.

Art, Life, Billiards and food. Oh and ninjas. Oh and video games! Oh and Almond Joys!! Dude, I am such a bad ass at all the stuff I just mentioned. I was just thinking about it and I am awesome. I play Nintendo and people just sit and stare in amazement. Not very many people can handle my skills. They say to me "Leo, you so smooth!" and I'm like "I KNOW. Thats because I don't fuck around." But I do fuck around so I guess I am the ultimate paradox. Making out is another interest of mine. I find it to be very rewarding. I have also noticed that I have the power/ability to high five people really well. I don't know, some people call it a gift but I think it's supposed to be a message from a greater power telling me to keep it real. I am also a very firm believer in hugs like you have no idea. I hug random strangers and they start dancing out of pure joy. I don't blame them. I have more interests but I can't overload you becasue as it is all these things I'm talking about are probably making you all wet already. Later foos.

I'd like to meet:

A woman that's able to hold a conversation, mature enough to handle criticism, honest enough to tell me the truth without hours of pointless fluff to pacify her guilt. A woman that's caring, kind and considerate--one that's selfless enough to sacrifice time she could spend with me so that we may work towards goals that will supplement our blooming relationship. A woman that's intelligent enough to realize the difference between love, lust, friendship and wishful thinking. A woman that's not such a coward that she has to resort to the crutch of friendship when rejecting someone. A woman that's not afraid to confront her insecurities and weaknesses. A woman that won't stab you in the back and manipulate your emotions with guilt trips, withdrawal, and endless sulking. A woman that's patient and empathetic enough to help you develop the tools necessary to harbor a long-lasting relationship. A woman that's not so petty as to let a good thing slip through her fingers in favor of shallow, selfish, sexual gratification. Too good to be true? Maybe... but what if? Helpless romantic what can I say? AIM screenname: Jipjiver



Awesome Game of the Whenever:


See if you can get the high score. Currently the high score belongs to Leo at 253 kills.

Awesome Movie of the Whenever:





Finally, the Leo Bob Show is up on the interweb and infiltrating computer boxes everywhere. Go watch it and see what all the fuss is about!

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Leo's Friend Space

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The Band

Push Start

The Crew

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Art
Juli
Dick

Alex
Greg
Brandon
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Murf
Robert
Ogre
Aaron

Droo
Julia
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Vanessa
Roman

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Music:

Tenacious D, Greenday, AC/DC, Beck, The Used, Queen, Judas Priest, Kiss, Pantera, Senor Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Koji Kondo, Push Start, Black Label Society, Sublime, Tito Puente, Wierd Al, Soundtracks, John Williams, Rockapella, Other various artists. I have a broad taste in music obviously.

Movies:

Seeing as how I flippin' LOVE movies this is but a breif list: Boondock Saints, Jurassic Park, STAR WARS, Pulp Fiction, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze, Matrix, Kill Bill, Ace Ventura, Matrix, Spiderman, Poolhall Junkies, Lord of the Rings, Equilibrium, Resevoir Dogs, Dusk Till Dawn, Fight Club, Night of the Living Dead... Yeah I'm an action junkie. Oh and shitty movies are awesome. The shittier the better. I just love movies so much I want to marry them!!!

Books:

The Book of Love. (I'm currently in the process of writing it)

Heroes:

Mr. Samuel L. Jackson, Chuck Norris, Makoto Nagano.

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OH YEAH, AND THESE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wow, look at Mega Man go!
Did you see him? If not use your parif' to check him out again. He's so good at dancing.

My Blog

So I found out Im Black.

I might be Black.  I know that it may sound like a weird title to label this blog and you might be reading it like "excuse me Leo but what do you mean you're 'Black'?" and the answer is relativel...
Posted by Leo on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:07:00 PST

Putt-Putt

  You will not believe what happened to me the other day.              So I'm at the local Putt Putt Palace down on 23rd and Easy Street, ...
Posted by Leo on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:14:00 PST

Leo’s Flashback Survey

Ok instead of copying other peoples survey, I decided to write my own 30 questions regarding nostalgic flights of fancy. Hopefully this brings you back a bit to the time of yesteryear. Reply to me wi...
Posted by Leo on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:39:00 PST

Shotgun

My new word is gonna be "shotgun". Like, if some one says "Ok Leo, you down?" especially if it's followed by something schemey like "to rob this bank?" I'm gonna be like "shotgun". Or if someone says ...
Posted by Leo on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:24:00 PST

My Quirks... Well, 6 of them anyway.

Oh it's time baby! That's right another blog. This time I'm writting it more to humor a certain soul who "tagged" me with it, but nevertheless I shall perserver and dredge on until the very end of thi...
Posted by Leo on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:10:00 PST

Another random questionaire.

And yet another survey. I thought this was blog-worthy because it had some pretty freakin' creative questions. Enjoy... 1) Whats the weirdest animal youve me...
Posted by Leo on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 04:37:00 PST

It's All Your Fault!

Yeah, well, since you didn't know I thought I'd inform you. I mean, I understand how the mistake could be made in light of the given situation, but knowing what you know and the amount of time you had...
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Leo and Alex's Macho Adventure.

Okay, let me set this up because what is to follow can literally be damaging to the brain without proper introduction. One night, my buddy Alex and I were up late and talking via instant messanger. K...
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nachos vs. Chips

CASE FILE: NACHOS V. CHIPS This argument is aimed towards disproving the fact that all triangular or otherwise "Tortilla Style Chips" are in-fact "Nachos." The defense hopes to not only do away with t...
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is me.

-What color are your bed sheets? They be dark blue! -When sitting on the floor do you cross your legs or sit on your knees? I'm a cross legger. -What's the most valuable book you ever read? ...
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST