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Earl

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi, I'm Earl and I'm a fun-loving bear. I like food and sleeping. I'm furry and warm. I get cranky sometimes.

My Interests

Honey, other Bears, walking, sleeping, chasing bees, fishing, scaring campers (my favorite!), ripping bark, bugs (mmm, succulent bugs), sleeping, caves, trees and chasing people up them, learning human culture, sleeping (yes, I love sleeping, LOL)

I'd like to meet:

A caring bear who will nuture my young. I will fight for your attention and ravage your sweet hairy body once I win. Also, a slow-moving salmon would be nice. Know any? LOL.

Video from my humiliating and traumatizing days in the circus. Listen to them laughing.
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He's still in driver's ed...occasionally he has a little accident...if I saw that guy again he might just have 'a little accident.'

Music:

A Walk in the Forest Soothing Sounds, Bear Tunes for Kids by Brent Holmes, Loaded For Bear by Ted Nugent- OMG, it gets me so angry, it really fires me up

Movies:

Anything Grizzly Adams, I once rented 'Bare Firefighters'...it wasn't exactly what I expected (I also don't spell very well)

Television:

The Berenstein Bears, Winnie the Pooh, I guess these are movies too and Grizzly Adams is TV. They're also books, but I usually just tear books apart for fun. LOL. New addition: Bear City on SNL. I love it!!!

Books:

I usually just tear books apart. But I just found out that there is a character in John Irving's Hotel New Hampshire that is named Earl the Bear. Who knew?? Maybe that's who I was named after.

Heroes:

The bear that tore that photographer apart a year or so ago. Hey, I don't mind photographs, but you gotta know your limits.