Ok, so here I was buttoning up from a drinking binge when this night-owl landed on me. It was a very fat spotted-owl. He landed on a smaller branch and almost broke it, the bastard. He said, "Hoo, what's this? Your weak, I'm small hoo" I told him he wasn't, and said he should make like a tree and... I was very drunk. Well he didn't leave. Instead, he went on at length on exactly how uncool I was. "You're rude hoo! You're smelly, like sap. Sappy hoo! Red! Sticky! hoo hoo! And you don't have myspace!"
Well, If an owl has a profile, why not a tree?
So here I am, filling out these little white boxes on my LimbPilot. Why must the words be so small?
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
