I am a female, black, long-haired German Shepherd. I like to play in the yard with my deflated basketball, eat popcorn, chase bunnies and squirrels, kick my mommy and daddy off of "the human bed" in the middle of the night, bite my feet, play with my stuffed "snaggle-tooth", beg for table scraps, watch football and occasionally sniff people's butts!
MY FURRIENDS!!!
HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
My real name is BEAR, but my friends call me DOGGERS.
For some reason, my mommy and daddy insist on calling me a million other ridiculous things. Here are some of the stupid names they call me from time to time:
Toddy Boot
Budda-Teed
Bootsy
Toddy
Hounny about Towny
Wolf Bane
Toofy Teefers
Dottie
Bitch
Blackie Lawless
Doggerton M.D.
Flatta-Jeet
Pooper Hound
Hers
Daddy Grrrrrsss
Stink-Hers
Frito Foot
Silky Smoove
Hounder Flounce
Pupper Stinkers
Bootsy Collins
...and the list goes on.
Good thing they spoil me rotten.
Guess that makes up for all the name calling.
Cesar Millan, all of my MySpace friends, and my hero:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!!!
Triumph at the Star Wars movie premiere:
Triumph at the Westminster Dog Show
Please take a minute to add yourself to my guestbook!
I like to see where all my friends are from. Thanks!
Foo Fighters
Duran Duran
Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
Metallica
Beastie Boys
The Dog Whisperer with Cesar Millan, Heroes and football!
All of the brave K-9 Police dogs, Search & Rescue dogs, and working dogs everywhere!
I wish I could do what YOU do...You are my HEROES!