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Cult Of America

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

We are a cult. Our goal? To become rich through your spiritual longing and misdirection.

Our Website! It is still in development, but you will be blessed by visiting.

Lay up treasures in heaven by adding us!

Spiritual Inspiration for March:

"Blasphemy is a victimless crime."
:: Unknown

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
:: Friedrich Nietzsche

"I believe because it is absurd."
:: Tertullian

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces." (Malachi 2:3)


Meet Our Sheep!



The Official MySpace Comment Policy Of The Cult Of America: Comments with huge images will be denied. Annoying comments about iPods, penis enlargements, Jesus being raised from the dead, and other spam will be denied. Say or show something flattering, funny, or irreverent, and your comment will gladly be accepted.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with money, beautiful women.

My Blog

Exciting new additions to cult leadership!

Beloved sheep,At Cult of America, we strive to provide you, our members, with the best in spiritual satisfaction and customer service. We are rapidly becoming the premiere cult in America, adding an a...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:29:00 GMT

Our featured member of the week!

Each week we will be promoting a chosen member's profile. Who we promote is at the sole discretion of Cult leadership, which is infallible in every way. Our featured profile is determined by a number ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:59:00 GMT

The Cult Of America receives a miracle!

Throughout the ages, religious movements have proven themselves through miraculous signs and wonders. The Cult Of America has received such a sign!Until this miracle came, our fledgling movement has b...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:31:00 GMT

Cult Of America Special Product Offering!

One Time Only Redemption Special!For a limited time, we are offering Redemption at our lowest price ever, $49.97!The benefits of our Complete Redemption Package include: " peace, prosperity, and etern...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:54:00 GMT

Meet The Cult Of America!

In this brief entry, The Cult Of America would like to introduce our founders -  creative visionaries, demigods, spiritual pioneers.COA was conceived one holy night by two recently released feder...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:09:00 GMT