totally way unique profiles. like this one...and yours, of course. trying to figure out a way to make a sarcastic button for my 'puter. or at least a smug blocker. starting fights between total strangers. getting people to quit reading or writing. or both!!
people, or people who know people, that will give me money to perform totally way awsome stand up comedy in front of their crowds. or people, or people that know people, who can help me get my garden gnome chomsky factory up and running. it's a little garden gnome made to look like noam chomsky. you put him in your garden, there. and guess who's not sneaking around eating your carrots anymore...that's right...fascists!
my favorite record is "now that's what i call a straight up pile of contrived bullshit"--------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ --------and of course DON'T TELL POPE! check 'em out @ myspace.com/dtpkc
3(the dale earnhardt story), fast and the furious 1&2, torque, biker boy(with a Z mutha!) boyz, the wraith, cannonball run(all of 'em), gumball rally, le mans, speed zone, weekend at roofies or ruffies (although i hate "rue fi" jokes), corvette summer, smokey and the bandit(bofum), eat my dust, grand theft auto, gone in 60 seconds(the original and the remake), thunder road, days of thunder, hooper, bullit, 2 lane black top, and beaches.oh! and these train wrecks are pretty cool..behind the shit
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bum hunt (i was on it once), ...where's this cheese from?!, celebrity rape race, the all too credible hulk, the crocodile humper, 700 club, buck rogers (but what exactly or rather whom), drunk swap, glory hole reunion, a shot at love with my formerly big fat obnoxious suvivor winning gay midget bachelor daddy but now i love my pimped and "swan"ed out dream fiance's apprentice of love... cribs
books are f^ing stupid things for stupid people. they curb the imagination. for instance; in only the time it took you to read this, you've missed out on countless space clown fantasies. now don't you feel like a douche nozzle? the only thing i read is what's written on buttons i have to push. like this submit button over here. oh, it says preview.
the good people over at prospero's books. because they burn books.