Wealth, fame and power. But until I get those, I'm stuck with crap horror films to show on cheap TV shows! By the way, kids, my name, my image, and everything associated with me (including the title of my show, Doctor Morbius' Movie Mausoleum) is copyright 2007 Richard A. Becker. Go figure!
I'd like to meet:
Your sister. Do you think maybe we could make an arrangement? Huh? Do ya?
Music:
Spike Jones, Gounod's Funeral March for a Marionette, The Cramps, Toccata and Fugue In D Minor, Alien Sex Fiend, Night On Bald Mountain, Ministry, and the sound of my own voice.
Movies:
Plan 9 From Outer Space, Dracula vs. Frankenstein, The Manster, Satan's Cheerleaders, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Crazy Mixed-Up Zombies, The Crater Lake Monster, It's Alive!, The Witchmaker, Spookies, The Deadly Spawn, Return of the Living Dead, The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!, Robot Monster, Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter, Foes, The Day Time Ended, Laserblast, Equinox, The Genie, The Mutilator, Frankenstein Island, Blood From Dracula's Castle, Blood Freak, Godmonster of Indian Flats, Count Yorga: Vampire, Yongary, The Horrible Sexy Vampire, Incubus, Frog-g-g!, Mister Sardonicus, The Tingler, The Ghost In The Invisible Bikini, Slithis, Blood Waters of Doctor Z, The Horrible Doctor Hichcock, The House By The Cemetery, Ring of Terror, Phantasm, Torture Dungeon, Bride of the Monster, The Giant Spider Invasion, The Alien Factor, Blacula, The Alpha Incident, Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake, The Town That Dreaded Sundown, The Velvet Vampire, The Legend of Boggy Creek, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, The Virgin Witch, Cry of the Banshee, The Creeping Flesh, The Flesh Eaters, Barn of the Naked Dead, Doctor Butcher M.D., Barn of the Blood Llama, Frankenhooker, Scared To Death, God Told Me To, Terror From The Year 5000, Nightmare In Wax, Mad Doctor of Blood Island, The Killing of Satan, Horror of the Blood Monsters, Monsters Invade the Pajama Party, The Horror of Party Beach--and MORE! Plus Invasion of the Body Snatchers, because the Puppini Sisters said so.
Television:
Kolchak: The Night Stalker, Dark Shadows, Movie Macabre, Creature Features on KTTV, Night Gallery, Darkroom, Monsters, Tales From The Darkside, The Munsters, The Addams Family, Hilarious House of Frightenstein, Milton the Monster, The Groovie Ghoulies, Scooby Doo Where Are You?, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Forever Knight, Werewolf, Thriller, The Twilight Zone, One Step Beyond, The X Files
Books:
The Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film, A Pictorial History of Horror Films by Denis Gifford, Giant-Size House of Mystery, Kama Sutra Illustrated. Oh, and Lovecraft, just because Q demanded it.
Heroes:
Myself. With a little help from Seymour, Zacherley, Arach and Nidd, Moona Lisa, Doctor Shocker, Uncle Creepy, Cousin Eerie, Vampirella, Cain, Abel, Eve, The Cryptkeeper, The Vaultkeeper, The Old Witch, Vampira, Elvira, Doctor Paul Bearer, Nightshadow, Raymond, Wolfman Jack, Arch Oboler, Doctor Silkini, Rod Serling, and The Creep.
