Empowerment |
Empowerment
We should drive around smashing mailboxes
while our chauffer sits in the back of the Cadillac
making puff paint T-shirts.
It's important for the chauffer to know
he can make his own T-shi...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:26:00 GMT |
The meat used to cover the sherry was normally ham or chorizo. |
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Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:58:00 GMT |
Whitney Biennial |
I was in their sound show! Check it out: http://fabulouscolor.blogspot.com/ Just click on the link near the top right of the page, in the "recently" section that says "Whitney Biennial 2008...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 13:07:00 GMT |
Who writes short shorts |
Fame
I was spinning so fast I was a blur and puking all over the walls because the drummer turned on the ceiling fan when my foot was still duct taped to it. It was hard being in a band, doing ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 17:13:00 GMT |
Deceptive Cattle Prod Girl |
In my Philosophy 202 class I always sat behind this tiny, studious looking woman. I thought she was a nerd. She had that Northface/REI/sweatpants thing going on and looked as if she put a small bowl o...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:42:00 GMT |
Poem |
Am I the Way I'm Supposed to BeAm I the way I'm supposed to be,lying on top of you naked,eating a barbecue sandwich?
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:00 GMT |
shock rocker dies trying to learn imaginary dance |
I had this dream recently in which I was on the ave trying to find GG Allin's grave. I finally found a man who knew where it was. "I was there when he died," the man said, "He was trying to learn a da...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 14:53:00 GMT |
Tyra Banks in the inner solar system |
In my astronomy class I learned that some planets and large differentiated objects in the universe may often appear to be made of a low-density substance, like rock or ice, but actually have higher de...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 19:39:00 GMT |
During that storm a couple days ago the wind blew me off my bike |
And then I met a girl whose legal name is Abba, so of course I made out with her parents. Afterwards I put blue tape on my bike because I thought it would look cool, but it now the handlebars look lik...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:46:00 GMT |
Staple guns, reproducing eyeballs |
If I have to read any more about contaceptives I will go blind, or worse, my eyes will never be able to concieve, and then what will I do when I need more body parts to sell on the black market? A per...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:46:00 GMT |
