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About Me

Hmmm....what can I say that I haven't said already (or hasn't been written about me)? For now, it should go without saying that you shouldn't believe everything you read - even on BillyMasters.com!I am, however, the most fun person you'll ever meet (modest I ain't!). I'm also incredibly sincere and honest - some would say blunt, but you'll always know where you stand with me. Not a game player. But, in a close third, I'm really cute too. If that's the most important thing to you, let's bump it up to first! I'm a writer, actor, comedian, chanteuse - successful enough that I call my own shots and don't have to waiter to pay the bills (not that there's anything wrong with that), but not SO successful that I can't walk down the aisle at Pavilions (well, except for that time Faye Dunaway nabbed me in the frozen food section)!Somehow, I've built a life for myself that I completely love from the moment I wake up at the shank of noon to the first, second, and third naps of the day! I travel WAY too much, have amazing friends and family, and have the best dog in the world (see her photo in my gallery).

My Interests

Music, Theatre, Television, Film, Dancing, Singing, Clubbing, anything really having to do with fun and a good time.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone wise enough to adore me:-) Seriously, I like people who are confident without being cocky, someone who WANTS someone in their life, not someone who NEEDS someone in their life. Someone comfortable in their own skin and passionate about something - no matter what that "something" is.
Name: Billy Masters
Birthdate: February 13th
Birthplace: Somerville, MA
Current Location: Beverly Hills, CA
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blond-ish
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 160
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Albanian
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: single
Overused Phraze: There ya go
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: S'up
Single or Group Dates: Single always for dates. Group for sex only
Do you Swear: Rarely
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not when I'm driving ;-)
Do you play an Instrument: Piano on a professional level. All keyboards, most strings if I had to.
FAVORITES
Food: Too many to mention
Pizza: Dominos Thin Crust, Double 'Roni, Extra Sauce, Light Cheese
Candy: Not a big candy person, but I love these Sugar Free Carmel Nips
Number: 13
Color: Blue
Animal: Dog (papillons)
Drink: Soda Water
Alcohol Drink: Citron Cranberry Lime
Bagel: Plain if any
Letter: Any letter addressed to me
Body Part on Opposite sex: I'm going to assume you mean same sex - abs or chest
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, but really Dr. Pepper all the way
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds for the Big Mac. BK for the Bacon Double Cheeseburger Deluxe!
Strawberry or Watermelon: BOTH! YUM!!
Hot tea or Ice tea: Earl Grey
Chocolate or Vanilla Throw in Strawberry and it's a nice dessert
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Neither
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny, but Suspense Thrillers are my favorites - or a good documentary
Love or Money: Love of money, but never money for love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 4AM
Most Missed Memory: I'm not convinced I was ever care-free...that would be nice
Best phyiscal feature: Chest and Hair (not the hair on the chest) - and my coquettish grin
First Thought Waking Up: Is it noon already??
Goal for this year: Getting through this survey
Best Friends: I am incredibly fortunate to have about ten people I'd trust with my life
Weakness: honesty
Fears: honesty
Longest relationship: five years - if I were a dog!
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Of course
Ever Smoked: Nope
Pot: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Of course
Ever been beaten up: I run too fast
Ever beaten someone up: Do I look like Naomi Campbell?
Ever Shoplifted: Absolutely - ask Jackie Collins about that....
Ever Skinny Dipped: Of course
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: I'm very kissy
Been Dumped Lately: I haven't dated lately, so no....
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: As long as there are two eyes, I'm a happy camper
Favorite Hair Color: Again, I have a wide variety - a good bottle blond makes me giddy
Short or Long: short or long what??
Height: My height or slightly shorter is nice
Style: Oh, they've gotta have style
Looks or Personality: Looks will draw me in - personality will keep me there
Hot or Cute see above
Drugs and Alcohol: Everything in controllable moderation
Muscular or Really Skinny: athletic/toned
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit: Russia is really at the top of that list. Malta fascinates me. I'd love to go back to Monte Carlo.
How do you want to Die: Not in the immediate future. And not with pain or in a long-lingering fashion. Maybe in my sleep - that would be nice.
Been to the Mall Lately: About a month ago
Do you like Thunderstorms: They freak out my dog, so I dread them
Get along with your Parents: I do - they're great (even when they drive me crazy). They are my retirement fund, after all.
Health Freak: Not really, I'm sorry to say
Do you think your Attractive: I'm no dog - although my dog is cuter, so I'm not sure where that leaves me. Here's the way I look at it - if you're in the middle, you can still go up. If you're stunning, you can only go down - and I've known my share of stunning guys who go down!
Believe in Yourself: Without question
Want to go to College: Went. Would consider going back for a second degree.
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Yes, but not much given what I do and where I live...who are you to judge me, anyway?
Have you been on Drugs: Aside from the daily Aspirin, Decongestant, Ambien, and....oh, never mind. Do you know how hard it is to BE Billy Masters?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope - although I have had sex repeatedly.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Every day.
In the past month have you been Dumped: That would be hard since I haven't been on a date!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Several hearts - and a story or two.
Ever been Drunk: Ever? That's a long time, missy.
Ever been called a Tease: A tease is someone who has no intention of following through. A flirt will. I'm a flirt!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll tell you in a few years. Then again, you'll know by then and can tell me!
Best Clothing Style: Casual, comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: ?? Is that times, types, or at a time?
Number of CDs I own: Exponentially more than anyone else I know
Shower Daily: Nope - although I wash my hair every day.
Been in Love: Absolutely - and I've got the restraining orders to prove it!
Do you Sing: Try and stop me!
Want to get Married: I don't think so - I don't like the idea of living with someone. If we could live apart, sure.
Do you want Children: Absolutely
Have your future kids names planned out: Yes I do....
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Sometime between now and death. After that would only be fun for my partner
Hate anyone: No one in particularly. I do find the older I get, the more people annoy me in general.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Je ne regret rien

Music:

All types - from Opera to Pop to Rock to Motown - not a HUGE Country or Rap fan.

Movies:

Soapdish and Noises Off can always put a smile on my face. And Jackie's Back is perhaps the most brilliant piece of film ever shot....run out and BUY the DVD!

Television:

I religiously watch The View and Ellen, but love smart comedies....I try to stay away from one hour shows if I can, but Prison Break, Studio 60, and Desperate Housewives are exceptions

Books:

Biographies and Non Fiction - or trash!

Heroes:

That's a hard one. Lemme get back to you on that.... Jenifer Lewis is not a hero, but she's brilliant and that's gotta count for something