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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ALEC MAPA
Birthday: JULY 10
Birthplace: SAN FRANCISCO (HENCE THE ACCENT)
Current Location: LA LA
Eye Color: BROWN AND LOVELY
Hair Color: BLACK AND GREYING
Height: BITE SIZE (5'4")
Right Handed or Left Handed: DEPENDS ON THE POSITION
Your Heritage: FLIP-IPINO
The Shoes You Wore Today: ADIDAS
Your Weakness: GREAT BIG HANDS AND FEET
Your Fears: CLOWNS AND COOKED PINEAPPLE
Your Perfect Pizza: CASA BIANCA IN EAGLE ROCK OR GASPARE'S IN SF
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: BALANCE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IS THIS REALLY A PICTURE OF YOU?
Thoughts First Waking Up: THANK YOU GOD
Your Best Physical Feature: I'VE BEEN TOLD MY ASS IS BREATHTAKING
Your Bedtime: 11PM
Your Most Missed Memory: IF I MISSED IT HOW CAN I REMEMBER IT?
Pepsi or Coke: DON'T DRINK SODA! IT'S PURE CORN SYRUP. NASTY & BAD 4 U.
MacDonalds or Burger King: ON THE OTHER HAND, THIS SHIT TASTES GOOD.
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE. I DON'T WANT TO SHARE.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I DON'T REALLY LIKE ICE TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH!! I LIKE THE SWIRL IN ICE CREAM AND PEOPLE
Cappuccino or Coffee: BOTH! BOTH! BOTH!BOTH! BOTH!
Do you Smoke: NO. AND I REALLY REALLY MISS IT
Do you Swear: GOODNESS GRACIOUS HEAVENS, FUCK YEAH
Do you Sing: I'M SINGING RIGHT NOW.
Do you Shower Daily: WHERE DO YOU THINK I'M SINGING?
Have you Been in Love: ALWAYS IN LOVE
Do you want to go to College: BEEN THERE DONE THAT
Do you want to get Married: SEE ABOVE
Do you belive in yourself: I'M HERE AREN'T I?
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO.I CAN RIDE ON ALMOST ANYTHING WITHOUT VOMITING
Do you think you are Attractive: I HAVE MY DAYS
Are you a Health Freak: I HAVE MY DAYS
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO
Do you play an Instrument: THE SKIN FLUTE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NO
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: DOES ADVIL COUNT?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE "DATE NIGHT" EVERY WEEK.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES. MY PILATES INSTRUCTOR IS NEXT TO A BAJA TACO STAND.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO.BUT I HAVE THEM IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES
In the past month have you been on Stage: THAT'S WHERE I LIVE BABY
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO, BUT I'VE TAKEN ONE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: DOES THE TUB COUNT?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: HEARTS AND MINDS MOSTLY.
Ever been Drunk: YES. ASK ANYONE.
Ever been called a Tease: YES. ASK ANYONE.
Ever been Beaten up: YES. BUT YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE OTHER GUY.
Ever Shoplifted: I WAS FRAMED.
How do you want to Die: IN MY SLEEP SURROUNDED BY TEENAGE ATTENDANTS
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: DANCER WITH THE BALLET RUSSE
What country would you most like to Visit: PERU (MACHU PICHU. LET'S GO!)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: NONE OF
Favourite Hair Color: THIS MATTERS
Short or Long Hair: MORE THAN
Height: KINDNESS AND
Weight: HUMOR
Best Clothing Style: ELIZABETHAN
Number of Drugs I have taken: SO THAT'S MY MOST MISSED MEMORY!
Number of CDs I own: NONE
Number of Piercings: NONE
Number of Tattoos: NONE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NON, RIEN, RIEN! NON , JE NE REGRETTE RIEN!
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