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About Me

Hey there...I'm the writer and cartoonist behind "Gary Tales", the weekly comic strip I created in 2002. Check out my website www.garytales.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ummm...people who like my comic strip. I would also like to meet artists and writers to collaborate on projects. I would like to meet more atheists. I would like to meet anyone who remembers the Saturday morning cartoon in which Laverne and Shirley were in the army and their sargeant was a talking pig whose voice was by Horshack. Somehow, Fonz and the Happy Days gang in space made sense, but this was just too weird.

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My Blog

Book Signing Party at Machine this Friday!

This Friday the 13th I will be selling & signing copies of my book at Machine in Boston!I will also have Valentines for sale! Just like the Valentines you gave out as a kid, only a lot gayer! Perfect ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:24:00 GMT

Press Release: New Writing Project & Party Invitation

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE          I am very excited to announce a new project which I just signed on to over the weekend. I have been commissioned to write the screenplay for a fictionalized account of...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 05:40:00 GMT

Drama in the Comedy Aisle

I am starting a Shelley Long Movie Club, and I happened to be near a Blockbuster (yeah, they still exist!) so I went in to see if they had any of Ms. Long's movies for purchase. Shockingly, they did n...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:30:00 GMT

"A Miser Brothers Christmas" Review

Well, it wasn't a complete tragedy, as I feared...it was more or less just as I expected it to be.They reprised the Heat Miser/Snow Miser song not once but twice!  This seemed a little desperate....
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 06:41:00 GMT

GARY TALES BOOK FOR SALE!!!

YES!!!It's true!You can now buy your very own copy of my first book, a collection of my first 100 comic strips+bonus material! These comics originally appeared in In Newsweekly in 2003-2005, under the...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:30:00 GMT

Saving Marriage

Earlier this week I was able to go to a sneak preview of an excellent documentary, "Saving Marriage", which depicts the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court's historic decision that legalized gay marr...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:18:00 GMT

Perfect Stranger

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Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:17:00 GMT

5,000 Babies

You know how they say that after women go through childbirth, they forget the excruciating pain of the experience, and that is what enables them to have more children? That's what my job feels like.Ev...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:17:00 GMT

Going against convention...

Everyone keeps asking me if I watched the Democratic Convention. The answer is no. Here's why:I'm voting for Obama. He's the Democratic candidate. I'd rather stick my hand in a blender than ever vote ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 06:54:00 GMT

ZOOM Mystery!

    In preparation for my first book compilation of GARY TALES comic strips, I uncovered a mystery! Read the two comics below, and then my notes...     The idea for Rob t...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:21:00 GMT