SOBER SIZZLES PART II |
The way I understood it, a tweakers project is something
that tweakers do when they are full on tweaking. You tweak and then rip apart your computer to see if you can
put it back together again, y...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 23:04:00 GMT |
TOILET TRAINING FOR TARDS |
I don't know about you, but it seems like every time I take a leak at a public urinal, I find myself pissing on a wad of chewed up gum that's stuck to the very bottom of the basin. There's always som...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 12:24:00 GMT |
BEWARE OF PSYCHIC VAMPIRES |
Ever run into toxic people from your past that you just cant stand, yet you find yourself being forced to fake politeness, because its what grownups do? I have plenty of ghosts from my crooked past...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:30:00 GMT |
HOT AND HOMELESS |
He kinda had it goin on, standing at about 5,11, with thick wavy, naturally dirty blondish hair. His doe-shaped eyes were bright blue with long curly copper-colored lashes. His perfect teeth were ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:40:00 GMT |
SOBER SIZZLES |
Whattup Buttacups!?I recently wrote a ditty for IN Los Angeles Magazine about...stuff. I reached two years of clean and sober time this month and I plan to keep my ass on a tight rope by being of ser...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:23:00 GMT |
CALIFORNIA DREAMING |
My friend Judd and I crawled out of Red Line Metro tunnel into the heart of Downtown Los Angeles to face a dingy, yellowy sky, due to the smoke from the smoldering hills not too far off.&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:18:00 GMT |
DOWN & DIRTY MORMON SHAME |
I found myself at the gates of the Mormon Temple in Westwood shouting, "SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON YOU!"I had never done anything like it. I'm not the type of guy who marches and protests for ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:52:00 GMT |
A YEAR AGO TODAY... |
September 1, 2008
A year ago today I was scared shitless. I stuffed all of my belongings into my friend's car to make the scary transition from the safe nest of my sober living ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:21:00 GMT |
LIVE THROUGH THIS |
I was taking a nap with this guy that I recently started kinda/sorta/somewhat seeing (never you mind). That day we woke up real early to run around and do a bunch of errands. We&...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:29:00 GMT |
YO YOLANDA! |
Alrighty peeps, below is a small selection from the book I'm working on that takes place while my ass was on lockdown in rehab. It is a registered piece so no "borrowing." Keep in mind&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:21:00 GMT |
