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Jarett

Ain't Nobody Leave Here Without Singin' The Blues

About Me

Its tough for me to describe myself ... so I wont ... HA!! Oh and my laugh has slowly developed into a Julia Roberts meets Alf yelp. Whew that felt so good to finally get out!! But for reals ... I'm really fun to be with after a few drinks. Fuck that, I give you a few sips and then your in trouble! I'm fun to be with at the movies, in large crowds, in small crowds, on the couch, late at nite, under the covers (sshhhh), at dinner, at lunch, in the rain, at the beach, in a car, on a boat...(well, maybe not so much on a boat, but I'll give it a shot), on an island, NOT ON A PLANE, do ya feel the Dr. Suess thing commin' on? Anyhew, just give me 10 minutes and I'll have you at "Jello". I just wanna dance...Is that a crime? See how easy that was?
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My Interests

Traveling (love wine country, San Diego, Chicago, NY -where I'm from, and Seattle, planning a trip out to Boston in '06!), Going to movies, Going to dinner, Parties, Gatherings with friends, Saturday volleyball games, Drinking, Staying out late, Coming home early, Sleeping in, Ordering out, Going to new places, Meeting new people, Double dog dares, Country line dancing, Discount shopping, Sunday morning Bloodymary's, Weekend trips...and on and on and on... SEE!! XTINA DID GET TONGUE!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who is tired of the game. I'd like to meet someone secure in themselves to lay it on the line. I'd like to meet someone whose not afraid to cross the line. I'd like a challenge. I'd like to meet someone who is actually single. I'd like to meet someone who can give me a good laugh. I'd like to meet someone who I can talk on the phone with and talk to in person and not ever say in the back of my mind "Did I feed the cat today?" I'd like to meet someone who believes that I am their God but treats me like Weezy. Well, not so much Weezy as maybe Edina. Well not so much Edina as maybe Mrs. Stanley Walker! but you get the point. I'd like to meet someone who likes getting flowers sent to their work. I'd like to meet someone that understands that watching movies isn't the best time to "share your feelings". I'd like to meet someone that appreciates the value of alone time. I'd like to meet someone who likes to deal with shit instead of letting it fester. OOOOOh I really hate that. That and the silent treatment, man, that really gets my goat!. I'd like to meet someone up for a challenge and I aint talkin no Amazing Race/Road Rules/Apprentice shit! I'm talkin' SURVIVOR, baby! I'd like to meet someone that I would share my hot cocoa and banana nut muffin with. I'd like to meet someone who can hold their liquor. I'd like to meet someone who can sometimes hold me holding my liquor. I'd like to meet someone who snores in bed but only sometimes. I'd like to meet someone who "likes" Ellen but doesn't "LOVE" Ellen. I'd like to meet someone that can do a good Cher impression only to follw it up with a little Arnold (Jackson, that is). I'd like to meet someone who plays "Word of the Day" email games. My favorite still is "Antidisestablishmentarianism". I'd like to meet someone who has a foul mouth at the right time. I'd like to meet someone who has the sense of humor to put up with this insignificant crap about what type of person I'd like to meet. I think you hear me knocking... And I think I'm comming in... And I'm bringing a menstrating Weezy and a sober Edina and they are PISSED! =)
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Music:

PJ Harvey, Diana Krall, Susan Tedeschi, Foo Fighters, Blue Grass, Non-droning Alt. Rock, Eastern Cambodian Horn Slapping, Poe, Bjork, Whiskeytown, Modest Mouse, Classic R&B and Motown, Le Tigre, Brit & Xtina, Ms Keyes, Kanye West, Some country, Blues, Pop, Brit Pop, Jam Sesions, Greatest Hits and remixed Greatest Hits, Live Bootlegs, and Anything Acoustic that will just make me sit down and shut the fuck up and smile!!

Movies:

Beautiful Girls, The Sweet HereAfter, Wag the Dog, Watership Down, The Great Muppet Caper (shut up), Sleepless in Seattle, Breaking the Waves, Dancer in the Dark, Sweetie, Fall (you gotta see this one), Sleeper, The Bourne Identity, Gia, this list could never stop... .. .. ..

Television:

Sex in the City; Strangers with Candy, The Soup, The Family Guy; Friends, Reality TV (shout out to my peeps!), Girlfriends, Alias, Bernie Mac, Frasier ack when it was funny, Lost, Scrubs, Anything E! ...
You're Cristina Yang! You completely rock, no
matter what anyone says. You're matter-of-fact
and no-holds-barred. You know what you want and
don't usually deviate from your set course. But
maybe you need to lighten up a little and go
with the flow? And hey, if you've got something
going on with someone, communication is a good
thing! Another hint: don't be so cold, luv.
It's too intimidating for you; not really
working out.

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Books:

Little Girl Lost - Drew Barrymore; Walden - Henry David Thoreau; On The Road; The 'Tales of the City' Series, Maya Angelou, Sylvia Plath, The Pied Piper of Hamlin, Calvin and Hobbes, and my personal fave "He's Just Not Into You"!

Heroes:

Whitney Houston (Crack is Whack!) and Grandma (then, now and forever. miss you baby).

My Blog

Days Go By

2006. aaaaah the way we was. its funny when you look back and realize what just happened. what could be changed, modified, or just left alone all together. while writing this i have depeche mode's son...
Posted by Jarett on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST

Song Sung Blue

my day job locks me to a phone and a computer. my nite job, as i write this, locks me to a computer and a phone. in a time when blogs, bulletins, text messages, web cams, palm pilots, almost anyt...
Posted by Jarett on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:36:00 PST

The Hardest Button to Button

Hey babe, what's in your eyes?I saw them flashing like airplane lightsYou fill my cup, babe, that's for sureI must come back for a little moreYou got my heart you got my soulYou got the silver you got...
Posted by Jarett on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:34:00 PST

So Have I For You

what does it take to sit me on my foor with a beer, a pen, a pad and an old whiskeytown cd from a former crush?  well, they say 16 days in the song but i say 3 days and in that 3, a whole ne...
Posted by Jarett on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:00:00 PST

Bring It On Home

tis interesting sometimes sitting here writing about the present, the past, and the future.  its been a bit of a slow period as of late and i have literally watched myself stumple pretty hard for...
Posted by Jarett on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:02:00 PST

Rock Steady

Well first and foremost I want to thank everyone (I know I'm a month late but whatever) for celebrating my birthday with me at the begining of February.  I never knew you could pack that many peo...
Posted by Jarett on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:39:00 PST

A Change Is Gonna Come

Dear Myspace, 2005...what a year.  And I feel as though you were the only one who really knew what was going on... You watched me grow up and open up and fall down and stand up and listen up and ...
Posted by Jarett on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 04:16:00 PST

Kissing You

i wrote this down so it would never leave. last nite i lay on my couch as i normally do but i got up and went to the bed and slipped under the covers and rolled on my side and placed my arm around w...
Posted by Jarett on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 10:35:00 PST

Long Snake Moan

well folks, its been a while since i've been here and for the first time i am not angry or drunk or ready to rant and rave. i'm actually very mellow and just a bit o nervous.  i have a lot of mon...
Posted by Jarett on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You Don't Know Me

"Why if words at times I knowWhy if notions whose faces at timessleep with me.Why when all is allAnd nothing is aloneCan I only say againand again"You're smile slays me"I can't ever wait to see you ag...
Posted by Jarett on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST