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Br@$$ Knuckles

I only eat bacon socially!

About Me

The loves of my life♥

I ♥ my son
"Close your eyes, Have no fear, The monsters gone, He's on the run and your mama's here.
Beautiful, Beautiful, beautiful, Beautiful Boy. Beautiful, Beautiful, beautiful, Beautiful Boy.
Before you go to sleep, Say a little prayer, Every day in every way, It's getting better and better.
Beautiful, Beautiful, beautiful, Beautiful Boy. Beautiful, Beautiful, beautiful, Beautiful Boy.
Out on the ocean sailing away, I can hardly wait, To see you to come of age, But I guess we'll both just have to be patient, 'Cause it's a long way to go, A hard row to hoe, Yes it's a long way to go.
But in the meantime, Before you cross the street, Take my hand, Life is just what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Beautiful, Beautiful, beautiful, Beautiful Boy. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful,Beautiful Boy.
Before you go to sleep, Say a little prayer, Every day in every way, It's getting better and better.
Beautiful, Beautiful, beautiful, Beautiful Boy. Beautiful, Beautiful, beautiful, Beautiful Boy.
Darling, Darling, Darling boy."-Lyrics by John Lennon (except I added "mama's here" instead of the original "daddy's here" for obvious reasons.)

I ♥ my Cutie
He makes everyday a little brighter, I love being in love with him. He is not afraid to be himself and that is something I admire and despise.
We grow and flourish because we have each other.
We've been able to share our lives and bring a life into this world. I ♥ being a Mama with him as Papa!
My Cuties Lennon Song
"There are places I'll remember
All my life though some have changed
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I've loved them all
But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more
In my life I love you more♥♥♥"-Lyrics by the Beatles/John Lennon

I ♥ my mom.
Here's her song
"When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted
There is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Let it be, let it be
Yeah there will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
And when the night is cloudy,
There is still a light that shines on me,
Shine until tomorrow, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of music,
Mother Mary comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Let it be, let it be
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be."-Lyrics by the Beatles

I ♥ humor, conversation, music, television, the internet, writing, books and magazines.
They are freedom.I ♥ my pitbull named SoCo and three ferrets named Leela, Bender and Nibbler. I had another one named Fry (who was my favorite) but he got sent a thousand years into the future (let me have my delusions!) I also had a Sulcata tortoise for 1 year. I got her for a birthday gift and named her dubB. She was abducted one summer evening when she wandered into the street. The only bit of joy I get out of that situation is that she was barely bigger than my hand when she was kidnapped and that species of tortoise is the 3rd largest in the world. I hope she's eating so much they regret picking her up. I also hope she is well taken care of. Jan 30, 2007---Leela Died today. She was the most mischievious of the ferrets and muscled her way out of her cage and got under the kitchen sink & choked to death on a kitchen sponge. It's so weird...I didn't like her at first because she was an albino ferret and her red eyes freaked me out but I loved her clever mind. She always found the flaws in any cage she was in and made her way out to freedom. She was so tiny & could fit anywhere and everywhere. I wish her the best on her next journey through the cosmos of the universe. I miss Fry, dubB and Leela. hmmm...pretty sad, this is turning out to be an animal obituary. I'm glad I didn't really have pets when I was younger, I don't think I could have handled this sorrow then.

My Interests

My Family: my loves and my joy.

Ferrets and Pitbulls.
The mountains.
The ocean.

I'd like to meet:

Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery, Angela Kinsey, Rainn Wilson, Steve Carell, Mindy Kaling, BJ Novak, Creed Bratton, John Krasinski, Paul Lieberstein, Phyllis Smith, Leslie David Baker, Oscar Nunez, David Denman, Melora Hardin, Craig Robinson, Jenna Fischer, Patrice O'Neal, David Koechner, Charles Esten, Ed Helms, Rashida Jones, Robert R. Shafer, Karly Rothberg and James fucking Gunn.
Other fans of The Office. I'm here to obsess over The Office. Add me, I may add back.
If I could I would love to meet John Lennon.

JOHN KRASINSKI!!! YUM;)
Jim: Last night on "Trading Spouses," there's...did you see it?
Pam:No, I have a life.
Jim: Interesting, what's that like???
Pam:You should try it sometime.
Jim:Wow. But then who would watch my tv???

Meredith!!! "Everyone talks too loud in the morning, and the lights are too bright." Love it!

This is the best day of my life!-Kevin Malone.
I got "official" confirmation on 9/16/06 that this comment is for ME!!!
To see the originals you can go to Kevin's MySpace and view all comments. These comments are currently on page 43.
These comments were posted on HIS site because that was one of the weekend's that all of MySpace was having posting problems.

Have your people call my people and I'll be on the second flight out of Salt Lake into Burbank. I don't like flying into LAX.
(Kev is talking about comments that I made on Meredith's site.)
It's Thanksgiving and the results of the "Bobby Comedy" contest that Kevin was holding are in...I was robbed! It's like Tony Shaloub winning over Steve Carell at the last Emmy's.

My Office Space
I have The Office on speed-dial!!!

DARCSIDE
FREAK

KEVIN

MEREDITH PALMER

MADGE

BOB VANCE,
VANCE REFRIGERATION

JAMES GUNN

PAM/JENNA

ANGELA MARTIN

PAULA

GARY

KAREN

DENISE (ddker)

WENDY

SARA

B.J.

TOBY (is PAUL)

ROY

CREED

DARRYL/CRAIG

ANDY BERNARD

SCRANTONICITY

MISS KITTY

KING MATT

TEE2

FANCY NEW BEESLY

BRITTNEY

ERIC

LISA

LAUREN

GMMR

COUNT CHOCULITIS

EDDIE

SKUEEKEE

GIA

NICOLE

SEAN

MELANIE

THE DWIGHT BOBBLEHEAD

THE OFFICE OBSESSION SUPPORT GROUP

NATHAN FILLION

JENNY

SARAH

Baabaaah, This is the sound of Uncle Joshua

STEPHEN BLACKEHART

LINDSEY

ROOKER

THE JENNA FISCHER SHOW

AMELIA

View All of My Friends

Music:

I ♥ The Beatles
I ♥John Lennon
I ♥George Harrison
I ♥ Creedence Clearwater Revival
I ♥Tupac
I ♥Alicia Keys
Michael Scott: Two night ago, I went to an Alicia Keys concert at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center. I scored these great aisle seats. Anyway, after the opening act, this beautiful girl sits down next to me, and I never get to meet girls with lip rings, and she had one. I don’t know exactly how this happened, but one of her friends started passing around some stuff, and they said that it was clove cigarettes, and I’m sure that it was clove cigarettes. Everybody in the aisle was doing it.
I ♥The Bangles
I ♥Bob Marley
I ♥The Bravery
I ♥Common
I ♥Dead Kennedy's
I ♥Digable Planets
I ♥Dr. Dre
I ♥Eminem
I ♥Eric Clapton
I ♥Fleetwood Mac
I ♥Fugees
I ♥Gorillaz
I ♥Green Day
I ♥(hed) pe
I ♥Jill Scott
I ♥John Legend
I ♥KRS-one
I ♥N.W.A.
I ♥Primus
I ♥Poe
I ♥Sublime
I ♥System of a Down
I ♥Talib Kweli
I ♥Zap Mama
There's more and I'll take the time to type them, eventually.
I ♥ x96 It's a local radio station that you can hear over the web and its morning show Radio from Hell is great.if you don't know it, get to know it, you can hear it at www.x96.com
I'm also looking for good local band's to go see.
I ♥ Scrantonicity;)
I ♥ Simple Citizens (check them out

Movies:

Good ones...

I'll list them someday.

Television:

The Office (US)
The Office (UK)
Footballers Wives
Project Runway
Top Chef
Degrassi:The Next Generation
What Not to Wear
Futurama
Family Guy
King of the Hill
The Simpsons
My Name is Earl
Scrubs
Jeopardy
Next
Entourage
Las Vegas
Medium
Real World challenges
Days of Our Lives
Passions
The Golden Girls!!!
Basketball: The Laker's
the Magic
Pacer's
Piston's
Clipper's
the King's
Jazz.
My creations!Creed: I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. Would be no way of knowing.

Dwight: Michael appears to be gay, too. And yet he is my friend. I guess I do have a gay friend.
"Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother."-Quote from 1984 by George Orwell
Michael Scott: The problem is that when people hear the term “Big Brother,” they immediately think it’s scary or bad. But I don’t. I think, “Wow, I love my Big Brother.”
Roy: Chicken or fish?
Pam: umm, chicken.

Choose the Big Tuna Pam!
Gay Witch Hunt

We all knew he was gay but to find out that Oscar is a witch AND they're going to hunt him? No!
Highlights from this weekends "Scranton Pan Eating Contest."
Heads of winner and one audience member swell with pans and what has now been identified as pride. Woman who attempted to harass participant identified through attendence logs as "Jane Doe."

I think his twin might have been evil.

Future Dwight sent this to me November 8th, I sent it to friends the morning of November 9th before it aired that night. ...ooo...ooo...ooo...ooo...

Kevin's in the middle of a 69
I just got this at Barnes and Noble. It was almost sold out. I took Creed's advice so I have two copies. Maybe I'll give the second book to some homeless guys to use as a bonfire starter since Angela claims it won't burn as quickly as The DaVinci Code.

Books:

Fave books of all time are: The Good Earth, 1984, The Catcher in the Rye and On the Road. I also enjoy great children's books cuz of my 2 yr old son. Thomas the Tank Engine series, Imogene's Antler's and Dr. Seuss.

Heroes:

Michael Scott, we have much in common....I think we could share our mutual pain over drinks and an awesome blossom, extra awesome.
"Michael Scott: I'm also part Native American Indian.
Oscar: What part Native American?
Michael Scott: Two-fifteenths.
Oscar: That fraction doesn't make any sense.
Michael Scott: Well you know its kind of hard for me to talk about... there's suffering."

JOHN LENNON