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About Me

MY FUTURE WIFE--Star of Red Eye and the Wedding Crashers, Rachel McAdams--She just doesn't know it yet! *SIGH*IF YOU CALL MY CELL PHONE, AND I DON'T HAPPEN TO ANSWER--YOU WILL GET THIS PERSONAL MESSAGE, THANKS TO MY AUSSIE CONNECTION, CLAUDIA! Matts Message ServiceI was born at a very early age, therefore, I remember very little about my delivery. Later on down the line I remember peeing in a trash can at school in the 2nd grade, Hostess Twinkies, becoming a Smurf and He-Man maniac, and befriending an albino named Wallace. He was swell. Other than that, life has been pretty darn good. After college, I got married and eventually engaged. My wife is a total hottie and loves for me to sing 80's love ballads to her. That's right--I'm a crooner, baby! I worked with FedEx delivering drugs to the ghettos of Macon, for a few years, now work with Yellow Book. Want an ad in the yellow pages anyone? I'll hook ya up!

My Interests

I LOVE ME SOME BASEBALL SEASON! Almost as much as this guy! Ahhhh...Silly Yankee fans!Lifting Weights, Ebay--I'm a serious junkie--that's how I met my wife--I bought her on Ebay. Also, collecting Autographs, Baseball Memorabilia, Indian Artifacts. MY ULTIMATE GOAL IN LIFE IS TO BE JUST LIKE THIS MAN--THE GAMBLER--MR. KENNY ROGERS, HIMSELF. LOOK AT HIM--THE MAN OOZES CHARISMA. WOMEN LOVE HIM. MEN WANT TO BE HIM. IT'S YOUR WORLD KENNY, WE JUST LIVE HERE! JUST A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL OF MY PEEPS OUT THERE! See, I'm looking out for ya! WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW! I GOTTA GIVE CREDIT TO MY GIRL, TRICIA (TEE2) FOR THE ABOVE PHOTO! Thanks Gary!

I'd like to meet:

Tom Cruise's baby, Little Debbie, Ray Romano, Naomi Watts, Kevin James, Brad Garrett, Patricia Heaton, Steve Carell, Hugh Laurie, Morgan Freeman, Dolly Parton, the kid with the messed up eyes from the movie, "Deliverance."

Music:

Most of the 70-80's, Tracy Lawrence, the Kinleys, Sugarland, Sam Cooke, Keith Urban, Joe Nichols, Lionel Richie, Ronnie Milsap, Josh Turner.

Movies:

The Godfather, The Natural, Wedding Crashers, Goonies, Batman Begins, The Score, Karate Kid, Silence of the Lambs, A Christmas Story, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original), The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Meet the Fockers.

Television:

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND, King of Queens, The Office, House M.D., RENO 911, Scrubs, Criminal Minds, My Name is Earl, Baseball Tonight, Anything on the Food Network.

Books:

Anything by Dave Barry. To Kill a Mockingbird is my all-time favorite though. Anytime a rabid dog gets put down, makes for good reading...You are The Flash The Flash 85% Superman 65% Green Lantern 65% Spider-Man 60% Robin 57% Supergirl 52% Wonder Woman 52% Catwoman 45% Hulk 35% Iron Man 35% Batman 20% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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Heroes:

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My Blog

Valentine's Day--THE AFTERMATH!

Hey guys, This is a run-down of how my Valentine's Day went. It's a little longer than my normal ones, but I'll hope you'll enjoy and let me know what you think. Valentines Day. T...
Posted by King Matt on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:36:00 PST

New Years Resolutions???

Hello to all of my fellow Myspace friends-- family--and the guy just I met at Burger King a while ago who asked to join my Friends List. I hope you're ready to set sail on a new year. I know we a...
Posted by King Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:15:00 PST

Big Ole' Questionaire about King Matt

Since I hardly ever do these, and am having a rare day off, I figured I'd please the multitude and post this questionaire about myself. Enjoy.... 1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do ...
Posted by King Matt on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:53:00 PST

I've Been Tagged...Now I'm Pissed.....

Ok, not really. But since I've never done an official blog or bulletin, I figured this would be as good a time as any to start. I have been tagged recently by 91.6% of my friends list, most recentl...
Posted by King Matt on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST

Blog is my Baby's Daddy

Woohooo! My first blog. First off, why is Tom one of my friends? Who's Tom and why is he smiling so big? I don't think he's wearing pants. I just wanted to prove that I'm still hip and that ...
Posted by King Matt on Sun, 14 May 2006 07:00:00 PST