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my Present From Keith:I love to dance, run, swim, and ride horses. Physically I’m VERY strong. Emotionally, I'm very soft. I usually don’t snivel or bitch much, although I've been known to positively reflect negativity, when so inclined or triggered to do so~ I know esoteric facts that are really of little or no relevant importance, and can reference them with ease. I'm bold and fearless and I will usually not back down from a fight if it's a righteous cause. I can be really goofy and sometimes my humor is really twisted. I laugh a lot, and I cry equally as much when I feel like it. I’m a no-holds barred flat out crusader,I've been known to be a "vigalnate" I'm liberal yet conservative. Outspoken but oftentimes very quiet. I'm analytical and "forensic". I love to investigate bullshit, Uncover liars, and I hate stupid Drama. I can be the ultimate bitch or I can shine with the utmost in loving compassion. I’m a selfless giver, or a Narcissistic self-seeker; it all depends on the day or the situation at hand. I love literary classics and can fall effortlessly into “poetic litany†I have a deep and abiding love for Coffee. My favorite way to drink it is out of a Styrofoam cup with no lid and super-freaking hot. I don't know why. I guess I just like to burn the shit outa my taste buds…cause it hurts so good. I am addictive. I like most anything that’s insane and weirdly impulsive. I have a bunch of old cell phones laying around that I use for alarm clocks…one of them has three different alarms on it…so on any given day…I get to hear twenty dorky ring tones first thing in the morning.. I’m 100% Random…insane and completely off the hook at times…other times, I am the model citizen. I don’t like to meld myself after anybody…I don’t like to portray any specific “imageâ€. I prefer to create my own experience, rather than live “vicariously†thru someone else’s charms or ways…I don’t use drugs or ANY mood or mind-altering chemicals. I don’t always sleep too well or for very long, but I sleep peacefully. ALSO: If you message me with a grammatically incorrect and poorly written threat, I will forward your threat onto the proper authorities. I will actually do this even if you message me with a well-articulated threat. Also saying "wuts up how u doin".. Will be considered an incoherent epistle in general, and will probably not be responded to either.
