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LoLo

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About Me

***MySpace Abuse Peeps: DO NOT DELETE this Profile without talking to your boss's boss's boss first***

No, really... I'm in the middle of dealing with someone who has been social engineering you guys and girls into deleting innocent profiles. I'll explain her tactics in an upcoming blog entry if this gets messy.

I’m the erratic guy who runs GhettoWebmaster.com , BurntPickle.com, AdultJokes.com, RetardedTShirts.com , and a bunch of other sites. I’m also a bit of a MySpace junkie. Since May of 2006, I’ve been spending a great deal of time on here socializing, networking, and trying to keep everyone informed about all the latest scumbags and their tactics. If you’re a spammer, scam artist, spyware/adware/scumware dickhead, deceptive marketeer, script kiddie, or child predator: watch your ass because I’m coming for it. Want to know a bit about me and my admittedly shady history? Read this: Who in the hell is LoLo?

If you want to stay updated on all the lastest hustles that hit MySpace, I recommend that you subscribe to my MySpace blog. That way you’ll get notices, just like you get for new comments and messages, whenever I make a new entry or update one.
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I've been meaning to update this damn page forever. I gave all the old text the axe to motivate my ass to actually do it. Until then, I'll just have a near blank / lame page. ***
Here's some links to some of the better stuff I've written / been in the middle of:
MySpace Child Predator Exposed
MySpace Worm: Phishing Accounts and Spreading Zango Porn
Myspace Tom Pwned... By Yours Truly
Hate Mail Ownage
How Fake MySpace Profile Spam Works
The Truth About Adult Dating Websites
MySpace’s Offensive Against Spam - Awesomeness Or Huge Screw-Up?
Hmmmmm... I've written a metric ass load of shit about MySpace at this point. Go here , here , and here to see it all.

My Interests

Internet, Theatre, Vaudeville, Most Forms of Comedy, and all that other stuff everyone is into.

I'd like to meet:

Everybody and their Momma.

Music:

Everything from underground-ish techno to mainstream Top-20 kinda stuff. I’m really indiscriminate with music genres. As long as it doesn’t suck, I’ll listen to it.

Movies:

Kevin Smith Flicks (minus that one, hehe)
Old School Chaplin and Hitchcock Films
Some of my all time favs: Godfather I and II, American Beauty, On the Waterfront, The Great Dictator, The Basketball Diaries, Shawshank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, & Million Dollar Baby.

Television:

The History Channel

A variety of late-night and talk shows: Jimmy Kimmel, Letterman, Bill Maher, etc.

I usually only watch sitcoms and other series once they're available in box sets. Sopranos, Scrubs, Friends (give it a freaking chance would 'ya, lol), etc.

And, I love special reports like the Dateline one showcasing the work of the peeps over at perverted-justice.com

Books:

John Grisham and the like for fiction.

A big ass variety when it comes to non-fiction. Stuff about wars, true crime, politics, and business usually grab my attention.

My Blog

This Ninja Demonstrated Security Vulnerabilities on a Big Financial Site

A bulletin I posted recently:Ninjas need funding for anti-pirate propaganda campaign!!!I'll likely post a blog about this site pretty soon. It's a social lending site. In short, it cuts banks (middlem...
Posted by LoLo on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:35:00 PST

MySpace Censorship: Filtering Images of Classic Art - Modern Boobies Are Okay Though

Want to see three super hardcore images MySpace blacklisted and is filtering from their site? Fair warning: the images contained on the following page might be a little dirtier than what you're use to...
Posted by LoLo on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:45:00 PST

MySpaces ill-fated security measures are adding perceived legitimacy to spam and scams

I've been pissing and moaning about MySpace's link filtering solution since it was implemented. Why? A bunch of reasons. Stuff like..."Since MySpace users are accustomed to external links being conver...
Posted by LoLo on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:18:00 PST

US Airways = Retarded. Vote on what I should do...

I'm sick as fuck... Sorry about the shitty intro but here's the story:US Airways wants me to get you sick, todayIf you social bookmarking peeps could get this story up on some homepages it would be ap...
Posted by LoLo on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:23:00 PST

Flordia Cybercrimes unit attempts to hide embarrassing evidence on MySpace - Fails Miserably

Remember the "elite" Cybercrimes idiots from this story?They seriously need to "go ahead and ask one of the kids they are supposedly protecting to help them out with their MySpace". They simply can't ...
Posted by LoLo on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:27:00 PST

Locked out of a MySpace account?

1. Thanks for all the birthday wishes 2. The below is an interesting message I got today.Hello LoLo,I was referred to you by Toney. I have a humanitarian media company and keep a page on myspace (mysp...
Posted by LoLo on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:54:00 PST

Like getting arse raped by someone you trusted? Snopes.com needs a wake-up call from ALL OF US.

I'm posting this under the MySpace category with good reason. The massive amounts of bogus information that floats around this place makes the National Enquirer look like the BBC at times. Many of us ...
Posted by LoLo on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:17:00 PST

16K emails got spammed with PayPals REAL login link after being stolen from a porn site

Yuppers, you read that right. Some eTard managed to get his hands on a big database of email addresses but screwed up the phishing email he sent out. Self Pwnage++Link Fu:Epic Fail at PayPal Phishing ...
Posted by LoLo on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:48:00 PST

Imagine being investigated for having a friend on MySpace...

...who has a spam link in their comments which leads to an adult site. Has your brain already started to melt? Okay... Now, imagine the people who were pushing the issue had a middle school website wh...
Posted by LoLo on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:44:00 PST

Want a program that can hack into any MySpace account?

Looks like something neat to spy on your boyfriend / girlfriend with, right? Be pretty freaking sweet to screw with fuck-tards you don't like... Yeah, this thing looks pretty flipping awesome. It's al...
Posted by LoLo on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:22:00 PST