"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."
-Voltaire
"Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do." - Voltaire
"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire
"Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers."
- Voltaire
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
"The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease." - Voltaire
"You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the pursuit of pleasure or indolence; but remember that all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books." - Voltaire
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Bands // Song Titles
Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: In Flames
Are you female or male:: Clayman
Describe yourself:: Pinball Map
How do some people feel about you:: Your Bedtime Story is Scaring Everyone
How do you feel about yourself:: Dawn of a New Day
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: Cloud Connected, or, Black & White
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: Metaphor
Describe where you want to be:: ...As the Future Repeats Today
Describe what you want to be:: Timeless
Describe how you live:: The Jester Dance
Describe how you love:: Come Clarity
Share a few words of wisdom:: Everything Counts
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Kikkoman, I like his style.
Bruce Campbell
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Lo Pan!
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it!
What Mixed Drink Are You?I headbang to the smooth vibes represented by Peter Gabriel, a mixture of Motley Crue, Vinnie Scullo(Fucker your cd's are too damn good) and Rob Zombie.
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Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2
"Big Trouble From Little China" everyone dies. Lo Pan. I've said enough.
"V for Vandetta"
Pans Labrynthe
"Troy"
"Tron"
"Donny Darco" If you were Donny Darco wouldn't you shoot that Bunny in the face too?
"Blues Brothers"
"Dr. Strangelove" If you don't know this you suck.
"Spaceballs!"
"Strangeland"
"Office Space"
"The Punisher"
"Lord of the Rings" Now that I think about it. I agree with everything Randall said. "Its 3 long movies about people Walking. Even the Trees walked in that movie."
"Brotherhood of the Wolf"
"Oh Brother Where Art Thou!"
"Go"
"Biker Boyz" This movie was ok. The father gets killed by a bike, pretty hilarious.
"Devils Rejects"
"House of 1000 Corpses"
"Requiem for a Dream"
"Twelve Monkeys"
"Fight Club"
"Resevour Dogs"
"Harold and Kumar: Go to Whitecastle"
"Star Wars 2-6"
"Batman Begins"
"Saw" They were good, predictable, but good.
"Rules of Attraction"
"Dawn of the Dead" Fuckin hilarious.
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2, "Bruce Campbell vs Army of Darkness"
Bubba Hotep.
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The fucking Breakfast Club Sucked. But G4's XPlay Version Rocked.
Television Sucks!
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EXCEPT FOR THE FOLLOWING:
Futurama
ATHF
Television blows.
RUSSIAN FAIRY TALES
Man Who Was Thursday - G.K.Chesterton,
War and Peace - Nikola Tolstoy
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carrol
Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Suvivor - Chuck Palaniuk
Fight Club - Chuck Palaniuck
The Shining, It, - Stephen King
If Chins Could Kill - Bruce Campbell
Neuromancer - Count Zero - Mona Lisa Overdrive - William Gibson
Burning Crome - William Gibson
Catch 22,
Diary - Chuck Palaniuck
The Iliad and the Odessy - Homer
Dante's Inferno - Dante Alighieri
War of the Worlds (The movie sucked! Fuck you Tommy Cruise),
anything by Edgar Allan Poe
Who the fuck cares?
Kain Ethos Vinosec. You dumped that chick in such a way it was heroic! ...if only I could remember how...
Myself, I am Jorel Master of Scheduling!
Alexander the Great
Maddox
Voltaire
Randy Rhoads
Edgar Allan Poe
Jimi Hendrix
Slash
Bob Marley
Bulworth
Homer J. Simpson
Zombie Jesus (The one that came back from the dead with rocket launchers, and three heads.)
Basketball Jones. 'nuf said
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