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THE SPACE POPE

Trying is the first step towards failure, Hope is accepting failure!

About Me


I AM THE SPACE POPE! IF YOU REFUSE TO BELIEVE, I WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE! OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF INNOCENSE!

GALACTIC NEWS:
ATTENTION UNIVERSE! FROM THE GALAXY OF TERROR:
If you treat others like equals it'll only encourage them to think they are your equals.

Yo. I'm alive, of this I am most certain because I exist. I'm not to far off from completing my first novel "Voyage to Nowhere"
Nor am I too far off from completing my first novella "Duos Nex"

Caring is for Chumps and Old People...and people who smell funny...and clowns who commit suicide, and garbage men who live in dumpsters and politicians who "care...."

My Interests



"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire
"Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do." - Voltaire
"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire
"Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers." - Voltaire
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
"The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease." - Voltaire
"You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the pursuit of pleasure or indolence; but remember that all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books." - Voltaire

Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? Find out @ She's Crafty

I'd like to meet:



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Kikkoman, I like his style.
Bruce Campbell

What's Your Problem? Find out @ She's Crafty

Lo Pan!

Music:



You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?I headbang to the smooth vibes represented by Peter Gabriel, a mixture of Motley Crue, Vinnie Scullo(Fucker your cd's are too damn good) and Rob Zombie.

Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? Don't Find out @ She's Crafty

Movies:


Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2
"Big Trouble From Little China" everyone dies. Lo Pan. I've said enough.
"V for Vandetta"
Pans Labrynthe
"Troy"
"Tron"
"Donny Darco" If you were Donny Darco wouldn't you shoot that Bunny in the face too?
"Blues Brothers"
"Dr. Strangelove" If you don't know this you suck.
"Spaceballs!"
"Strangeland"
"Office Space"
"The Punisher"
"Lord of the Rings" Now that I think about it. I agree with everything Randall said. "Its 3 long movies about people Walking. Even the Trees walked in that movie."
"Brotherhood of the Wolf"
"Oh Brother Where Art Thou!"
"Go"
"Biker Boyz" This movie was ok. The father gets killed by a bike, pretty hilarious.
"Devils Rejects"
"House of 1000 Corpses"
"Requiem for a Dream"
"Twelve Monkeys"
"Fight Club"
"Resevour Dogs"
"Harold and Kumar: Go to Whitecastle"
"Star Wars 2-6"
"Batman Begins"
"Saw" They were good, predictable, but good.
"Rules of Attraction"
"Dawn of the Dead" Fuckin hilarious.
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2, "Bruce Campbell vs Army of Darkness"
Bubba Hotep.
Which Breakfast Clubber Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty The fucking Breakfast Club Sucked. But G4's XPlay Version Rocked.

Television:

Television Sucks!

What's Your Style? Find out @ Not Siderico Voltaire

EXCEPT FOR THE FOLLOWING:
Futurama
ATHF
Television blows.

Books:

RUSSIAN FAIRY TALES
Man Who Was Thursday - G.K.Chesterton,
War and Peace - Nikola Tolstoy
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carrol
Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Suvivor - Chuck Palaniuk
Fight Club - Chuck Palaniuck
The Shining, It, - Stephen King
If Chins Could Kill - Bruce Campbell
Neuromancer - Count Zero - Mona Lisa Overdrive - William Gibson
Burning Crome - William Gibson
Catch 22,
Diary - Chuck Palaniuck
The Iliad and the Odessy - Homer
Dante's Inferno - Dante Alighieri
War of the Worlds (The movie sucked! Fuck you Tommy Cruise),
anything by Edgar Allan Poe
Who the fuck cares?

Heroes:

Kain Ethos Vinosec. You dumped that chick in such a way it was heroic! ...if only I could remember how...

Myself, I am Jorel Master of Scheduling!

Alexander the Great
Maddox
Voltaire
Randy Rhoads
Edgar Allan Poe
Jimi Hendrix
Slash
Bob Marley
Bulworth
Homer J. Simpson
Zombie Jesus (The one that came back from the dead with rocket launchers, and three heads.)
Basketball Jones. 'nuf said

Which Action Star Aren't You? instead of Find out Go here now. She's Stupid

My Blog

The China Town Diaries (Events may or may not have happened... CHECK THE DATES!)

April 30, 1840Right Page:Here begins the journal of China Town, formerly a banker. Tomorrow we leave Independence behind to begin our journey west to Willamette Valley.  We must still purchase th...
Posted by THE SPACE POPE on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:40:00 PST

China Town's trip to Titsville(WARNING!!! Events may or may not have happened.CHECK THE DATES!)

April 30, 1848Here begins the journal of China Town, formerly a banker. Tomorrow we leave Independence behind to begin our journey west to Oregon City.  We must still purchase the supplies that o...
Posted by THE SPACE POPE on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST

Read about my day. READ THIS ITS FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!

    Sup? Man, today was messed up. I woke up around 11:00 a.m. which is unusually early for me. I drank an entire pot of coffee, and headed out my door, to realize that the door wasn't ...
Posted by THE SPACE POPE on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:00:00 PST

I tried sending this to www.impeachbush.org But apparently they don't want it so its yours.

Dear whoever reads this, if anybody reads this.   I signed your campaign to impeach President Bush. But you're asking for money, and support. I've done all I can as a voter, but you seem to be af...
Posted by THE SPACE POPE on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST

Crazy Migits!

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian MidgetsSpectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting...
Posted by THE SPACE POPE on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:12:00 PST

Trickster

I do one thing and my life falls apartI'm the warm little center of the universe you all die upon.Chose my dreams over;Love, Fame and Fortune.The smile is a false mark on my faceI like her but I could...
Posted by THE SPACE POPE on Fri, 05 May 2006 05:47:00 PST

Another Poem I just wrote

Monster in Me Poetry is a monsterAlways hungry and never sleepsA parasitic virus that poisons the mindDevouring emotions as an ipecac for lies Yet I feed to you, my jar of fliesYou see my gaze, as not...
Posted by THE SPACE POPE on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:41:00 PST

A poem I just wrote.. Tell me what you think

...Something in the Water Absolution of a pale nightThe stars reflect from acrylic eyesLanguage of silence bleeds the skyThe absolution of a pale night Walls of water shape the glassTaking the form of...
Posted by THE SPACE POPE on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:32:00 PST

Where the hell is Gambit?

Why the hell hasn't Gambit shown up in either of the X-Men movies? That guy fuckin ruled yo.
Posted by THE SPACE POPE on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:32:00 PST

I got 10 minutes to kill. So blog dis!

Hello all you... Horrible people. Haven't done this in Two weeks. was it two weeks? I don't know.. I'm not being paid  for this. So if you read these blogs, you probably think I'm a weird drunken...
Posted by THE SPACE POPE on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 07:59:00 PST