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Randal

This shit is so gay.

About Me

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I don't believe in this networking shit. I only joined here so I can make fun of Dante and Becky - two total 'mo's I have the misfortune of working with, who were going on and on about this MySpace gayness one day in the office, when they thought I couldn't hear them. If you see either of these dorks, don't let them into your secret friend club, or whatever the fuck this is.That being said, if either of them have more friends than me, I'll kill myself. I can't let these two jackasses be more popular than me on a site I have no respect for. So friend-request me, and I'll add you, no matter who you are.

My Interests

I'm interested in scabs. And Satan (read it and weep, Eli-ass!).

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can explain why this MySpace shit's so popular. Get a life, people.

Music:

King Diamond and most 80's speed/black metal. All other music sucks.

Movies:

All movies suck nowadays. Nothing will ever top the original Star Wars trilogy. Anybody that says different is a complete fuck-nugget.

Television:

There's nothing good on TV, so I use my TV to watch porn.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye rules every other book ever written, because it recognizes the sheer volume of phonies in the world.I also like Stephen King's book Christine, because I hate the "shitters" too.

Heroes:

Fictional: Ranger Danger Non-Fictional: Dante Hicks, for his courage in being an openly gay bottom.