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I'm Jay, and this is my hetero lifemate, Silent Bob.We're interested in ass.
Do I fucking stutter? I said I was interested in ass.And Bill W. Keep coming back, it works if you work it.
Tubby here would probably eat a dick (he loves the cock), but I'm looking for girls. Loose women especially. Even if they don't wanna fuck, that's cool. They can just watch me pull it and come into a Dixie cup. Then, she can throw the cup away.
Morris Day and the motherfuckin' Time, bitch! And King Diamond, Slayer, Mercyful Fate, Run DMC.
Tubby's all about those fucking John Hughes movies, but I like anything with tits in it. Like that Titanic. Or Cum on my Tits, Vol. 12.
TV sucks because there's not titties on it, except in a few seconds of The Sopranos every week. But that show's never on.
The House of Mirth
Wilt Chamberlain, because he fucked a lot. Ron Jeremy. Morris Day. Mister Rogers. Silent Bob's Mom. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCHHHHHHHHH!