I'd like to meet:

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and obviously her....sigh....

I can never have enough hot young female friends with benifits...add me if we end up fucking you'll make my top 72 for sure! The frustrated rock guitarist has 9000 friends on myspace yeah...Michelle, my incredible sister

Mike Everett A.K.A. Mark Fidrych's bitch

Tabitha - my sexy hilarious soon-to-be radio co-host and pineapple fucker

Erica is still a wonderful friend and my #1 fan

Emily the jack9.com webmaster and hilarious storyteller

Pam my shrink/bartender

Barbara faithful opinionated blog reader and good friend

Lindsey thanks for letting me know how much I am missed

Tara my bubbly and still sexy Houligan's waitress

Justina Rabbit

Jessica Simpson sings the blues without me ;)

give her up John and teach me to play guitar too

Stephen and Melinda Gates are my favorite couple

Age defying beauty

Some hot chick from Deland I never talk to but want to fuck

marie...a very voluptuous and flirtatious woman

just a guy named Joe

Marti Dodsen will be my first celebrity fuck (yes!!!)

My date for the Doug Stanhope gig. I will fondle her penis and she will lick my cunt dry!

Kit Kat Bar

another local on my "to do" list

Rock on Bear...rock on!!!

another social worker I've charmed into thinking I'm normal

Edgewater beauty who will desire me once I'm famous

hot chick with a guitar...she makes the top friends cut

Hanna...the sexy Domino's Nazi

another hot chick lost to marriage...sigh

Georgia on my mind...yummy

this aussie girl makes me want to go down under

Jewel and I are lovers in a paralell universe

She fingers herself while watching Barney and Friends

Emma the tastiest Muffin on earth

Jewsiah...columbian drug lord and Mel Gibson's number 1 fan

Ben Folds still rocks the suburbs

Holli Would here I cum!!!

hard working/hard headed teenager

Olivia's parents get her half drunk on birthdays

Holly's sometime lover but always good friend

Holly the cunt licker (really she does)

amanda will marry me when I'm 72 years old

This guy found my girlfriend before I did :(

Barbara is a future secular humanist

Richelle wants to make out with me

MiMi wants to make out with me too

Katy...the girl I'll never get to know :(

Bobbi Billard will enter my dating contest and win a date with me

Mel Taylor fucks on the first date (call me girl)

Demetri Martin has 9000 friends just like me

forget the pizza I'll feast on the girl instead

This sexy blonde subscribes to my blogs (you should too)

Look out Elvira...Jenny's the new mistress of the dark

don't stick your tongue out at me unless you plan on licking me all over

Are you on LOVERBOY's top 24 like me? Didn't think so

Jackson Browne fan page thanks's Jane!!!

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers are way too old for myspace

James Blunt still a homewrecker

I want to bury my face in Samantha Slopes breasts

My soon to be ex-wife (really)

Doug Stanhope For President...he's serious vote for him

Heather if you ever want a child...I'll father it for you

THE ?Save The World? Squad are my heroes

I wish I knew Mandy in real life she's just a random hot blonde I added :(

Hogie

These two have been a couple since before they were teens...no lie

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Music:

This is tough. I have 1000's of LPs and 45s and hundreds of CDs. I love people who write honestly. Musicians that can take a very hard look at who they are and what they've experienced and can translate that into music I can enjoy and relate to is what makes this world somewhat bareable.

Not that I don't endulge in other music at times. It's not always about serious reflection. However today's stuff is pretty bland. Especially the pop stuff on the radio. That's crap. The generation Y rockers just doesn't cut it. Yes I like a few songs on the radio but they are few and far between.

I only hear it when I'm out somewhere or in someone's car that listens to it. The Daytona Beach area has a radio station called 102 Jams and it plays hip-hop and R&B. Such a bizzare and ironic name for a station. A jam should be a Hendrix song or the third record of George Harrison's All Things must Pass ablum. Sorry all you 50 cent lovers out there. He picked a good name for himself because all he's worth to me is about one can of soda.

Anyway here is a short list. I'm sure I'll add more later.

Jackson Browne Neil Young Jewel Pearl Jam Matthew Sweet Liz Phair Jackie Lomax Cat Stevens Ben Folds Del Amitri Randy Newman

Again there are hundreds of other artists should be on this list but these are the ones that come to mind at the moment. I'll add more later. I promise.

Movies:

Lots of great movies to share with you all. Don't have time to list them now. Here's a few recent masterpieces as well as some of my all-time favorites.

The Graduate Bulworth Harold and Maude Spider-Man 2 Free Enterprise The Last Unicorn Chasing Amy 50 First Dates The Butterfly Effect Groundhog's Day Four Weddings and a Funeral Darkman The Higlander There's more and I know I missed several that probably deserve to be on here while others are just more recent in my head. I'll try and get to them eventually.

Television:

I hate TV. All my favorite shows get cancelled before the season is over. I watch Smallville and that's it. Even that show goes through good and bad phases.

I do watch The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. It's pretty bad when a show that repeatedly promises fake news is not really all that fake. You want fake news watch CNN, MSNBC or Fox. That's truly awful stuff.

Maybe I'll get to listing some of my past TV favorites. "Wonderfalls" comes to mind. Same with "Do Over". The only two recent examples I can come up with Oh obviously cartoons...especially South Park and The Simpsons...and my new favorite that just ended...Arrested Development (I miss that show -sniff). Sorry.

Books:

I must have read close to 50 books over the past few years. Those hurricanes we had last year gave me a wonderful opertunity to digest a dozen or so books while our community got back to normal.

Here's a few of the ones I remember enjoying the most. In no particular order except as they pop into memory.

Why We Love by Helen Fisher

Derailing Democracy: The America the Media Don't Want You to See by David McGowan

The Kissing Book: Everything You Need to Know by Tomima Edmark

Losing Faith in Faith: From Preacher to Atheist by Dan Barker

Miss America by Howard Stern

Savage Pastimes : A Cultural History of Violent Entertainment by Harold Schechter

Lost In The Grooves: Scram's Capricious Guide To The Music You Missed by Kim Cooper

Spider-man Blue by Jeph Loeb

Lots of other books I skimmed through too. I may add more late I'm just trying to build this myspace info as fast as possible. Basically I've read a lot of stuff dealing with human behavior and the mind. Also political and religious books. So many great books to read and so little time to enjoy them all. It's so unfair.

Then there's the fact that I absolutely love reading magazines. Sure I read People and Entertainment Weekly just to keep up on pop culture but I love Popular Psycology and Utne Reader. Lots of other intellegent mags I try to fit in too but don't always have the time.

Then if that's not enough how do you keep up with all the .. information that seems to be growing at a mind blowing rate. I guess the truth is I can't keep up. Between all the great content sites and blogs and journals and crap you could end up never leaving your home to live your own life. It's hard finding a balance between learning new ideas and going out and puting them to use and discovering things that only experience can teach you. I crave information but I also crave new exciting and different experiences too. It's a tough line to walk. I'll keep trying.

Heroes:

Jackson Browne

Bill Hicks

Brian Flemming

Harry Chapin

Neil Young

Jon Stewart

Stephen Colbert

Pete Best...a bigger loser than I will ever have the oppertunity to be...my hat's off to you man.

Spider-man

Any hot girl willing to spend time with me...laugh with me...and fuck my brains inside out and back again! Girls see how easy you could make this list!

frustrated rock guitarist's Details
Status:single man-slut (I'm available for casual and not-so casual sex)
Here for: fame, fortune and fucking hot young girls (over 18 please)
Orientation: I prefer to have sex with big breasted girls with tight vaginas (but I'll still fuck you as long as your not so loose that my whole head slips inside your womb when I'm eating you out)
Favorite sexual position: I forget the name of it...but you know it's the one that involves me, three hooters girls and a pogo stick (damn the name is on the tip of my tongue)
Number of sex partners: Does this include all the celebrities I've imagined I was pleasing while I was jacking off? And I swear George Clooney was an accident...I'd just finished watching Solaris...it was a good movie and my mind was wandering...I'm not like that I swear!
Favorite crevice: I kind of like Brittany Murphy's cleavage...but the defalt answer is the slit between the legs of whatever girl I'm eating out at any given moment :)
STDs: minor itching from something very minor I assure you...oh and a mild case of smurfs (yeah smurfs can be transimitted during sex if you aren't careful...Who knew?)
Hometown: Novi, Michigan...better known as Snobville or Hell.
Body Type: I'm too sexy for your shirt
Eye Color: I have beautiful "fuck me" blue eyes
Hair color/type: dark brown long rock star like hair that will make any girl orgasm when gently falling on her tender sensitive skin
Ethnicity:I'm a goddamn mutt...which means my family tree has a lot of fucking goin' on. We fuck all races. But we are a bit heavy on the European fornication.
Belief System/philosophy: I'm a Secular Humanist, bitch...deal with it!
Sign: Don't Tread On Me, Fucker!
Smoke / Drink: I smoke a Hookah/Where's my Steele Reserve at?
Children: I gots three kiddies...I'm ready to make more ladies ;)
Education: I'm smarter than you...that's all you need to know
Occupation:Cult Hero & hands on sex educator for young women
Income: Broke as fuck! (my jobs don't pay well)
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