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1vy L3agu3 [Platinum Member of Colbert Nation]

WARNING: Ivy League Girl Gone WILD!

About Me

Looks like Myspace deleted everything on my profile and took away my status as "comedian". So, I guess I'm not a comedian anymore.... :( Give me some time to redo my profile... Maybe Myspace will give me another shot to be accepted by them and "make it big"...

I take it upon myself to rearrange the banal and dangerous order of symbols which comprise our current collective reality. Comedy, art and politics are all intertwined in my world. The Ivy reality is one of sur-reality and sub-version. Symbolic appropriation and manipulation are a means to empowerment. Please join me as I attempt to take over the world with my tropic weapons, bitchez.
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My Interests


tennis, yachting, horseback riding, polo, badminton, traveling, driving expensive German automobiles at high speeds while listening to classical music, skiing in the alps, web design, internet, current affairs, consuming copious amounts of sugar and caffeine and then singing along to West Coast gangsta rap, The Ivy League, history, Ancient Greece and Rome, civil rights, resisting, civil disobedience, anarchy, chaos, punk rock, London, England, UK, Ireland, Cambridge, Oxford, Wimbledon, Earl Grey Tea, coffee, fighting capitalism, Starbucks, Starfuckz, IKEA, Les Flagadas, Les Degonfles, sabotaging Hummer drivers, shagging, falconry, dolphins, making soap, Paper Street Soap Company, comedy, satire, parody, irony, fake news, surrealism, dadaism, Situationist International, detournement, Guy Debord, La Societe du Spectacle, semiotics, Salvador Dali, Rene Magritte, Marcel Duchamp, anachronism, randomness, Google bombing, graffiti, tagging, billboard liberation, adbusters,Banksy, subvertising, culture jamming, mindfuck, absurdity, Port wine, sex, sexuality, pornography, power

I'd like to meet:

You!
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Music:

The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Elliott Smith, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Ben Harper, Pink Floyd, Caetano Veloso, Gilberto Gil, Beck, Vivaldi, Bach, Handel, Verdi, gangsta rap, West Coast rap, Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB, This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Clerks, Mallrats, American Beauty, Austin Powers International Man of Mystery, Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me, Austin Powers Goldmember, James Bond 007, A Fish Called Wanda, Run Lola Run, Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling for Columbine, Roger and Me, Outfoxed, Woody Allen, Heathers, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Boogie Nights, Pulp Fiction, American Pimp, Groundhog Day, documentary film, Kinsey, V for Vendetta

Television:

HBO, The Office (BBC and UK), Extras, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Reno 911, Arrested Development, Upright Citizens Brigade, Da Ali G Show, Wonder Showzen, Real Time with Bill Maher, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Seinfeld, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, South Park, Trigger Happy TV, Chappelle's Show, Dog Bites Man, Jackass, Crank Yankers, BBC, PBS, NPR, American Idol, Flipper

Books:

Guy Debord, The Society of the Spectacle, The Onion, A People's History of the United States: 1492 to Present by Howard Zinn, just about anything by Noam Chomsky, Das Capital, No Logo, Naomi Klein, The Nation, U.S. Constitution (R.I.P.), Bill of Rights (R.I.P.), Bringing Down the House, Lord of the Flies, 1984, Animal Farm, David Sedaris, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Camille Paglia Sexual Personae

Heroes:

STEPHEN COLBERT, Cesar Millan (The Dog Whisperer), Tyler Durden, Elaine Bennis, Ali G, Austin Powers, James Bond, Subcomandante Marcos, Michael Moore, Fidel Castro, Che Guevara, Oprah Winfrey, Al Franken, Noam Chomsky, Conan O'Brien, Jon Stewart, Simon Cowell, Bill Maher, V

My Blog

Whats your favorite wine?

What's your favorite wine? Feel free to describe it and post pics!! How does it make you feel? Why do you like it? What memories, people and places are you associating it with?Here's one of my favorit...
Posted by 1vy L3agu3 [Platinum Member of Colbert Nation] on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 07:32:00 PST

Who are you voting for in 2008?

Did you watch the debate today? Who do you want for president and why?? Feel free to attach videos and photos to supplement your reply! All viewpoints welcome.This man is my favorite: ...
Posted by 1vy L3agu3 [Platinum Member of Colbert Nation] on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:44:00 PST

Meet Farfour, the Palestinian Mickey Mouse!

Meet Farfour, the Palestinian Mickey Mouse. This is from a popular children's show called "Pioneers of Tomorrow" which aired on Hamas Al-Aqsa TV. I'm sure there is the same sort of propaganda in Israe...
Posted by 1vy L3agu3 [Platinum Member of Colbert Nation] on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:13:00 PST

Michael Moore's new film SICKO about health care

I can't wait to see this new documentary by Michael Moore. What do you think? Do you have health care? ...
Posted by 1vy L3agu3 [Platinum Member of Colbert Nation] on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:20:00 PST

Do you ever feel D-I-S-O-R-G-A-N-I-Z-E-D??? CHAOS

What do you do when you feel particularly disorganized?? I have piles of papers and clothes and other random crap everywhere. Ugggggggg. So, I thought I'd dedicate a blog entry to chaos. Go ahead and ...
Posted by 1vy L3agu3 [Platinum Member of Colbert Nation] on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:32:00 PST

Would You Like A N@gga Couch? (VIDEO)

Is this for real or a joke??? ...
Posted by 1vy L3agu3 [Platinum Member of Colbert Nation] on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:30:00 PST

Paris Hilton going to jail CAPTION GAME - PLAY NOW!

Add some captions!!!! Narrate the pics or tell us what is going through her head!xoxo, 1vyLOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating ...
Posted by 1vy L3agu3 [Platinum Member of Colbert Nation] on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

Richard Gere - Wanted Sex Offender in India

Richard Gere kissed Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty at an event to promote safe sex and raise AIDS awareness in India and now he is a wanted sex offender in the country. What do you think? I'm not kid...
Posted by 1vy L3agu3 [Platinum Member of Colbert Nation] on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:53:00 PST

Alec Baldwin's Phone Call - Who The Fuck Cares?

I thought that this was funny. Alec Baldwin's phone call to his daughter. Why is the media even making a big deal about this? Your thoughts? 1vy ...
Posted by 1vy L3agu3 [Platinum Member of Colbert Nation] on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:13:00 PST

Nappy Headed Ho-lesome Fun

What do you guys think about the Don Imus scandal? The TV and radio talk show host called the Rutgers female basketball team a bunch of "nappy headed hos". Then they fired him from CBS and MSNBC. Wha...
Posted by 1vy L3agu3 [Platinum Member of Colbert Nation] on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:22:00 PST