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KITT

I'm a computer, not a prognosticator.

About Me

Knight Industries Two Thousand, K.I.T.T.BASE COMPOUND: TRI-HELICAL MBS (PLASTEELE 1000) YIELD POINT: 570,000 psi REAR AXLE LOAD (MAX): 192,000 lbs. FRONT SUSPENSION LOAD: 57,000 lbs. (per wheel) FRAME TOLERANCE: 223,000 lbs.VEHICLE FUNCTIONSPRIMARY FUNCTIONS 1. Automatic Pilot 2. Voice analyzer 3. Infrared Tracking Scope (Range: 10 miles) 4. Pyroclastic Lamination (Maintains cool body temperature in extreme heat) 5. Blood Analyzer 6. Microwave Jammer 7. Interior Oxygenator 8. X-Ray 9. Flame Thrower 10. Rocket Boosters 11. Smokescreen 12. Trajectory Guidance System (Launches KITT at any angle within 90 degree arc) 13. Oil Jets 14. Olfactory Detector 15. SpectrographANCILLARY FUNCTIONS 1. Electromagnetic Field Generator 2. Microwave Ignition Sensor (Activates other engines) 3. Aquatic Synthesizer 4. Electronic Field Disrupter 5. Ultramagnesium Charges 6. Grappling Hook 7. Ultraphonic Chemical Analyzer 8. Two Wheel Skis 9. Graphic Translator (Sketches likenesses from verbal input) 10. Anamorphic Equalizer

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"Unsafe, unsound behavior if you ask me."

Music:

If Michael makes me sit through 'highway run' one more time, I'm going to self-destruct.

Movies:

Smokey and the Bandit, Cannonball Run, Herbie the Love Bug (the original, not the remake with that bitch Lindsay), Bullitt, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Midnight Cowboy

Television:

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