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THE DAYV ©

WE MUST CULTIVATE OUR GARDEN

About Me


I'M DAYV I WAS BORN IN SUNSET PARK, BROOKLYN, NEW YORK 1982. REGAN WAS PRESIDENT AND TIMES WEREN'T SO GOOD IF YOU WERE BLACK OR LATINO. I SPENT THE FIRST FEW YEARS OF MY LIFE LIVING W/ MY GRANDPARENTS IN LIMA, PERU. THAT'S WHERE I GOT ALL MY 'SABEDURIA' IT WAS A KILL OR BE KILLED WORLD. UPON MY RETURN TO THE U.S. MY PARENTS MOVED US OUT OF OUR BROOKLYN APT AND INTO A HOUSE IN JAMAICA, QUEENS (WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY LIFE).
I'M AN ASPIRING WRITER/DIRECTOR. THERE'S NOTHING MORE POWERFUL THAN THE POWER OF THE WRITTEN WORD. I'M CURRENTLY WORKING ON GATHERING MY POETRY AND BEGIN PERFORMING WHERE EVER AN EAR LENDS ITSELF, I'M ALSO PIECING TOGETHER SOME OF MY MORE COMEDIC WRITINGS TO GIVE STAND UP ANOTHER SHOT. MY MOST IMPORTANT PROJECT WRITE NOW IS A SCREENPLAY I'M WORKING ON THAT I WOULD LIKE TO START PRODUCTION ON IN LATE 2007.
ON A SIDE NOTE I'M A YOUNG REASONABLY RESPECTABLE CITIZEN THAT KNOWS HOW TO TREAT WOMEN WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT AND I DO VOLUNTEER WORK FOR RETARDS AND OTHER POOR BASTARDS THAT NEED HELP AND ARE TOO LAZY TO DO THINGS ON THEIR OWN WITH EXCUSES LIKE "I LOST MY LEGS IN THE WAR" AND "I'M PARALYZED" AND "I'M BLIND" AND "MY DAD USE TO TOUCH MY PRIVATES" PLUS I'M FUNNY AND ENJOY LONG WALKS TO THE BAR AND JUST SITTING BACK AND READING A GOOD PORNO MAG.
"AND ON THE 7TH DAY AFTER HIS NAP, GOD SAID LET THERE BE DAYV"
"LOVE BACKWARDS WITH AN "I" FOR THE "O" EQUALS ME"
"THE WHOLE GOD THING WASN'T WORKING...LET'S TRY IT MY WAY NOW"
HOW COME UGLY GIRLS ON MYSPACE ALWAYS HAVE A PICTURE OF ONE SEXY EYE?
"I GAVE HER MY HEART...AND SOLD HIM MY SOUL"

My Interests

WRITING, READING, DRINKING, PARTYING, TRIPPING PEOPLE, LOVING MY SON, PREPARING FOR WAR, REVENGE, MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH, AND PREPARING FOR THE REVOLUTION...WRITING WRONGS COMING SOON...

I'd like to meet:

GOD...SATAN...WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE WHEN I GET THERE.

Music:

HECTOR LAVOE, IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE, JANIS JOPLIN, BIG PUN, AL GREEN, JAMES BROWN, JIMI HENDRIX, JOHNNY CASH, MOS DEF, BOB MARLEY, BARRY WHITE, MARVING GAYE, KRS-ONE, THE FANIA ALL STARS, LOUIS ARMSTRONG, THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, MATISYAHU, BIGGIE, THE DOORS, BOB DYLAN (THE TRAVELING WILBURY'S), DEAD PREZ, CARLOS SANTANA, THE ROLLING STONES, ERIC CLAPTON, THE BEATLES, RAY CHARLES, OH AND OF COURSE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK AND DAVID HASSELHOFF, ETC...

Movies:

SCARFACE, PIÑERO, BLOOD IN BLOOD OUT, BOONDOCK SAINTS, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, THE GODFATHER 1 & 2, FIGHT CLUB, A BRONX TALE, KING OF NEW YORK, RESERVOIR DOGS, BATMAN, SUPERMAN (ALL OF THEM), HELLBOY, PIRATES OR THE CARIBEAN, DEEP COVER, GOODFELLAS, JUICE, BULLET, FRESH, HOODLUM, SE7EN, SIN CITY, TRAINING DAY, INDIANA JONES, ENTER THE DRAGON, 187, HACKERS, THE WARRIORS, THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES, THE USUAL SUSPECTS, PANTHER, THE DOORS, EMPIRE, IDENTITY, SWINGERS, HOSTEL, GRANDMA'S BOY, PI, MEMENTO, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, ETC...

Television:

SMALLVILLE, HEROES, FAMILY GUY, THE SOPRANOS, SOUTH PARK, THE UNDERGROUND, THE COLBERT REPORT, DEXTER, THAT 70'S SHOW, JEOPARDY, THE DAILY SHOW, WHEEL OF FORTUNE, LOST, FAMILY FUED, THE PRICE IS RIGHT, AND THAT U.S. GOVT FABRICATED REALITY SHOW...THE NEWS.

MY LITTLE COUSIN JOE

Books:

THE ART OF WAR, THE PROPHET, CANDIDE, SHORT EYES, THE REPUBLIC, CHE: A REVOLUTIONARY LIFE, 1984, THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES, RUMINATIONS, THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY, THE PRINCE, THE STRANGER, HELLS ANGELS, KUNG FU HIGH SCHOOL, THE BIBLE, ETC.

Heroes:


MITCH HEDBERG R.I.P.

My Blog

A DAY AT THE CLINIC...

A MAN WALKS INTO A DOCTORS OFFICE AND HAS A SEAT. HE SAYS "WHAT'S UP DOC I SPOKE W/ YOU ON THE PHONE EARLIER AND---" JUST THEN THE DOCTOR INTERRUPTS HIM AND SAYS "YOU HAVE AIDS!!!" THE MAN SAYS ...
Posted by THE DAYV © on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

WHERE DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS SHIT? VOL 1

I THINK SPIDERMAN SHOULD GET HIS OWN CEREAL AND THEY SHOULD BE CALLED "WEB O'S" I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY THEY CALL MARRIAGE "THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN" BUT THEN I LOOKED UP SYNONYMS FOR MARRIAGE AND F...
Posted by THE DAYV © on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:35:00 PST

IT AINT WRITE...

YOU AND I GIVE THEM STRENGTH. WE REFER TO THEM AS THEY. WHEN IN FACT THEY ARE US AND WE ARE THEY. WE ARE THE SLIDE THAT IS BEING WATCHED AND THEY THE OBSERVERS. IF THERE TRULY IS POWER IN NUMBERS TH...
Posted by THE DAYV © on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:17:00 PST

Look Write Inside...

I looked into his eyes and took notice. He was full of hate, deceit, and a crooked smile full of malice. But something in common we shared, a long tale full of struggle, a heart full of misery, a...
Posted by THE DAYV © on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:01:00 PST

LIVE WRITE...

I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE DOCUMENTING OF THE TIMES, WITH THE USE OF CLEVER VOCABULARY AND SENTENCE STRUCTURE. I THROW IN THE OCCASSIONAL COMEDY AND SPORADIC RHYMES, AND YOU KNOW I LOVE THOSE ...
Posted by THE DAYV © on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

LEARNIN' WRITE FROM WRONG...

After a while you learn the subtle differences between holding hands and chaining souls. And you learn that love doesn't mean everything and that company doesn't mean security. And you begi...
Posted by THE DAYV © on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 04:31:00 PST

THINK WRITE...

Every night I read him a story before bed&   Which fairy tale is true? They expect me to believe them. Do what they say&Not what they do.Delivering honey roasted lies, but never tr...
Posted by THE DAYV © on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:41:00 PST

A SMORGASBORD OF THE UNKNOWN...

THE OFFICER CAME TO ME IN MY DREAMS. HE SAID "MR. CINO YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE LIBERATION OF WORDS FROM THE MIND OF TAINTED YOUTH" I PICKED MYSELF UP FROM OUT OF HIS WIFES BED, WEARING NOTHING&nb...
Posted by THE DAYV © on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:12:00 PST

JOURNEY INTO THE WELL KNOWN...

I WAS WALKING DOWN THAT LONG NARROW PATH THAT LOST SOULS WALK WHEN LIFE LEADS THEM TO BELIEVE THAT THE WEEPING WILLOWS WILL WEEP NO MORE. ALONG MY JOURNEY TO A LAND THAT'S NEVER BEEN STEPPED UPON I FO...
Posted by THE DAYV © on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:47:00 PST

LETTER TO GOD PART 1

DEAR GOD,        I KNOW IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE I'VE CHECKED IN. YOU KNOW WHY I STRAYED AND LOST HOPE IN FAITH. I MEAN YOU KNOW THAT I HATE YOU SOMETIMES BECAUSE YOUR THE ...
Posted by THE DAYV © on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:50:00 PST