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Myspace Backgrounds********************DISCLAIMER******************** If you do not have a sense of humor, cant tell a joke from the truth, have 2 brain cells and leave them both on the bedside table, save us both the aggrevation and move along, nothing here to see. For the Rest Of You....HI: I am a lot of folks' worst nightmare, an individual with a brain and not afraid to use it. I have no problem saying "I dont know" but I cant stop myself from following that up with, "But I'll find out." I work like a dog, fuck like a banshee and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I thought about getting my tongue pierced but my boyfriend convinced me that it was totally unnecessary. I have an opinion and I'm not afraid to use it. I wrap truth in nuggest of humor, I'm not afraid to show my softer side and if you are a friend, for the love of the Goddess do not say "I think I'm getting sick" or "I'm feeling a bit blue" because as a bred, born and raised southerner, that is only a cry for home cookin.Yes I am looking for someone for a bit of fun and frolick, however, if you keep your personality in your pants and the most popular topic of conversation is your crotch, or what your crotch could do for me, by all means, move along, nothing to see here.For those of you looking for a bit of fun and frolick and can discuss politics, religion, history, poetry and culinary arts, as well as exploring a few fantasies, hit a bitch up. I love a brainy guy. Looking for minimal fuzz factor.***Please be advised that I hide behind squirrels, fearless creatures of nature that they are, and use no names of any person, employer or anything else that could possibly give away my true identity as employers have a tendency to frown up such ventures as myspace and will terminate for same.
Your Ideal Relationship is Polyamory
You want to have your cake... and everyone else's.
Which isn't a bad thing, if everyone else gets to eat too!
You're too much of a free spirit to be tied down by a traditional relationship.
You think relationships should be open and free, with few restrictions. What's Your Ideal Relationship?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George II, you know Dubya...just so I can say I saw that fucking idiot in person. They really should not allow him away from his handler. He's like Kermit the Frog only Kermit stays put and stays quiet when there isnt a hand up his ass...unlike George who pops off with the most assinine stuff..come on "I know how hard it is to put food on your family". What? Jenna and Barbara squirm to much for the food to stay on them long?
How evil are you?

My Blog

Watchmen

went to the movies on sunday and say "Watchmen" I thoroughly enjoyed the movie but must admit I found it to be a bit of a neck cocker. So the blue guy has this electric thing going and the chick he's ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:17:00 GMT

A New Year

Last Year sucked in a massive capacity.My job became a torturous event day in and day out as the companies went through a merger. I was thrilled that a small regional was being taken over by a huge na...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 23:44:00 GMT

SERIOUSLY??????????

I read something that made me kinda cock my head and think, "are you serious? really??? ok I read 2 somethings but they were in the same journal entry so.... the first was...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:58:00 GMT

Are You Up For It?

It's taken me a few days to get my thoughts together on the presidential election. In mulling this over, I realized a few things. Like many of my generation, we have predominantly watched...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:11:00 GMT

I think I’ve figured out my job.

So with the merger, I've been going shit house rat crazy trying to do my 'job'... you know the one that no one has bothered to detail for me, just letting me figure it out for myself. Well I got lucky...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:01:00 GMT

The Little Blue Book of Bondage

I was in A/V chat on B.com and this guy comes in and starts up about what an experienced person he is in the bdsm lifestyle. Then it turns out he's an expert on everything. ..:namespace pr...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Steel Magnolias

I was called a Steel Magnolia today. It was not meant at a compliment. It was followed up by also being called 'a god damn ball breaking cunt'. yeah...been called worse by better...and the truth will ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:54:00 GMT

what now?

tired exhausted work work work work work work work work work school school school and a partridge in a pear tree. fuck this I need a drink.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:17:00 GMT

Snapped Into Focus

So, I got snapped right into focus this weekend. I’ve let a lot of trivial bullshit pull me away from what is important. I’ve let a lot of dumbshit stress me out and I’ve put aside t...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:29:00 GMT

The Wanderlust

Its hit me. I have that urge to get away. Just pack a bag, grab the hound and hit the road. I used to get like this often and had the freedom to go and do and see. And I did. Then, I...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:13:00 GMT