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The "who are you? - getting to know you" Survey!:
Basics
Name? my indian name is big branch on little tree
Age? old enough to have regret
Current location? in this chair
Place of birth? hospital...duh
Hobbies/Interests/Favorites
Favorite hobby? streaking
Play any musical instruments? skin flute
Can you sing? only in church
Favorite band/music group/composer? hanson
Favorite type of music? anything but country
Favorite place to hangout? ymca
Do you like to travel? the world is a scary place
What is the coolest place you have ever been to on vacation? north pole
Favorite movie? godfather II
Favorite song? like suicide
Favorite TV show? knight rider
Views on the world (semi-serious questions)
What do you think of politics? i better not say......they might be listening
What do you think of President Bush? Moron, or greatest President ever? countin' the days ......
What do you think of the war in Iraq? Brilliant effort by a great leader, or waste of life, time and tax dollars? there's a war going on?
If the draft was implemented, and you were summoned, what would you do? become canadian
What do you think is the worst problem the world is currently facing? too many idiots are allowed to live
Do you like answering these types of questions? as much as i like slipping with the razor when i'm shaving my sac
Relationships
What do you look for in the opposite sex? a pulse
What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? vagina
Would you engage in a long-term, serious relationship with a total idiot because they were physically attractive? well...i'm physically attractive and a total idiot so, hell yes
Preferred hair color? i kind of have a thing for bald chicks
Preferred eye color? anything but red
Preferred weight? over a deuce
Would you date someone heavier than yourself? fat girls need love too, craig
Preferred height? a skosh taller than a dwarf
Would you date someone taller than yourself? no
Family
Are your parents still together? yea
Do you live with them? negative......get out of the basement people
Any siblings? yea
Are you and your family close? yea
Your family heritage is? italian/irish...and some other shit
Friends
Do you have a best friend? yea
Many close friends? a few...quality not quanity
Would you consider yourself popular? with the seniors
Has a friend ever betrayed you? what are friends for
Have you ever betrayed a friend? not so much
Do you like any of your friends as "more than a friend", but too afraid to make your feelings known? i barely like any of my friends
Do you think any of your friends have a crush on you? they all do
What kinds of things do you and your friends do together for fun? picket the post office
This or that
Love or money? most of the time love costs money
Water or soda? red soda like drink
Coffee or tea? neither
School or work? work, work, work
Crime or law-abiding? maybe fracture an occasional law or two
Fast or slow? speed kills
Cold or warm? luke warm
Beach or mountains? beach house in washington with mama and the kids......
Snow ski or water ski? deep water launch....gonna get my girl up next year......
Skateboard or bike? too lazy for either
Nerd or cool? fonzie
Mozart or Beethoven? socrates
Tattooed or clean-cut? ink is hot
Abercrombie and Fitch or Hot Topic? old navy
Myspace or Facebook? prob. myspace,,,,,it's like crack
Currents
Job? i sell car parts to the american working man cuz that's what i am and that's what i care about
Ambition? to stalk Tina Yothers
Marital status? tried that once, no oral, very sad
Manner of dress? cloaks
Hair style? what it looks like when i get up
Fear? not having enough time to fill out every survey out there
Love? i call her baby.....
Hate? no time.....
Regret? cow tipping
Wish? hold out both hands...wish in one and crap in the other...see which one fills up first
Thoughts? there's about 30 minutes of my life i just wasted filling out this damn survey
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