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Kennerdactyl

I laugh, therefore i am.

About Me


Can you guess what's happening here?

I make a great pet.

My Interests


Free Flash Gameswiffle ball, Walking in the woods, swinging(all def.'s), alien abductees, your mom, jokes about your mom, flying kites, hunting vampires, ping-pong, burning down smurf colonies with a magnifying glass, refilling eyedrop containers with bleach, this game Tuer Tuer Tuer , planting a tree for every square of toilet paper I use, spending quality time in my Masterbatorium, mirrors(vertical and horizontal)writing on drunk people, watching people write on drunk people, world peace via world domination, long walks on the beach collecting seashells to fashion into lethal weapons,rifling through underwear drawers, pushing buttons, connecting dots, meandering, abandoned lots, dilapidated structures, innocence, passion, eye lashes, playing "Kick the Cane" with old people, rectal exams, the color blue, balloons, finger puppet foreplay, de-horning unicorns, making ninja's walk the plank, glowstick wars, co-ed boxing, accepting candy from strangers, crabs(non-pubic only) fire in general, mailing envelopes of baby powder to federal buildings, watching "When Animals Attack" video's, plucking the wingz off faries,junktucking, orgies on aeroplanez, kiwis, staring, etc...

I'd like to meet:

Yoda.
Kennerdactyl

is a Collosal Blob that is Extremely Hydrophobic and Poisonous.

Strength: 10 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 1

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Music:

if I were to name a few(in no specific order) Black Rebels, Alchemystics, Problematics, Hella, Modest Mouse,Blonde Redhead, The Doors, Del Tha Funky Homosapian, Boards of Canada,Spiritualized,Jaga Jazzist,Oysterhead,Tool,Mike Patton,Radiohead,The Roots,Beatles, The Rapture,Stereolab,Mickey Avalon,The White Stripes,Sutble,Les Claypool,Sigur Ros,Outkast,Mogwai,Beastie Boys,Jimi Hendrix,DJ Shadow,Deftones,Bob,Stephen,Ziggy,and Damien Marley,Beck,The Flaming Lips, Jane's Addiction,Aphex Twin,Johnny Cash,A Tribe Called Quest, The Knife,Nirvana,Daniel Johnsten,Violent Femmes, Tortoise, The Cure,The Doors,Woody Guthrie,Beck,The Future Sound of London,NIN,Gorrilaz,At The Drive-In,The Dylan Group,The Clash,Talking Heads,David Byrne,Team America Soundtrack,Fight Club Soundtrack,Sublime,Sonic Youth,Sigur Ros,Pavement,Rage Against The Machine,Boards Of Canada,Mix Master Mike,The Make Up,Led Zeppelin,Lee "Scratch" Perry,Johnny Cash,Howie B,Fugazi,Frank Zappa,Mr. Bungle,Euphone, Cat Power, Stone Lily, Bank of America theme song,etc,etc...

Movies:

Myspace Contact Tables me, you, and everyone we know, Big Fish, Life Auquatic, Royal Tennenbaums, Napoleon Dynamite
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Television:

Ceasar Milan Dog WhispererBADOING!!

Books:

The Dictionary, 101 Ways To Make Ramen Noodles, How To Drive Your Woman Wild In Bed, Universal Remote Control Instruction Manual

Heroes:



Trail Mix, The Tazmanian Devil, any dinosaur, Cookie Monster(R.I.P.), Kenny, Skeletor, Master Splinter, Vulcans, whoever invented KY Jelly,Vanity Smurf, Woodstock, Ben Sullivan, my dad's mullet, Borat, Mr. Head , The Energizer Bunny, Beast, Seth McFarlane, Duct tape, Phil Donahue, Bear Grimes, Moses, milk crates, Stewie, water...
Hours of fun...
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My Blog

To Hold On Or Not To Hold On

i scraped the bottom, then bounced up, i started off strong and then wore out, i escape, only to find myself back in the same cell... "oh, so this is hell?" i called out, but noone was listening... "s...
Posted by Kennerdactyl on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:25:00 PST

Caskets and Coffins

mistakes and accidents, post-traumatic stress, i rested my face against a barbed-wire fence... she showed no repentance and insisted we venture in opposite directions, it was hard to make sense of th...
Posted by Kennerdactyl on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:18:00 PST

An Occurance

"I'm so sick of your pitter-patter,  Your chitter-chatter, Your slither-slather," I mutter, as I pick at the scabz upon her. "You don't love me!" she criez. "Oh please, don't bore me any further...
Posted by Kennerdactyl on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:03:00 PST