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Quagmire

I am here for Dating

About Me

Hey! Uh... let's see. A little about myself. Well ladies there's nothing little about me! OH!

My Interests


Feet, soccer moms, strippers, strip clubs, strip club bathrooms, and hookers... and Lois Griffin. Aww riiight. Playing "Drink the beer." I like having a beer with my friends at the Drunken Clam and bringing some hot lady back to my place for a little giggidy giggidy!

I'd like to meet:

Any hot ladies 18 or older. Giggity giggity. Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay. I used to love it when you guys would post pics or videos in my comments but now abusive spammers have ruined that for everyone. Sorry, no more HTML. Please keep commenting! Also, you're an ass if you can't follow Tom's very simple instructions and keep your password from falling into the wrong hands. By the way, that comment you've seen with the happy smiling sun face that says something like, "Click here and see who's looking at your MySpace!" That's a virus. There are no programs that let you see who's looking at your myspace.

Movies:

Anything staring the Olsen Twins. Giggidy giggidy!

Television:

Adult Swim... Aww rrriiight.

My Blog

Stripper Pole

Yes, I know that it turned out I wasn't actually a stripper pole in that virtual reality machine.  I'm trying to remember the happy memories.  Heh, like that time I gave a reach-around to a ...
Posted by Quagmire on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:19:00 PST