Ivory Billed Woodpecker - ProfilesArchive

About Me

People always wonder why I'm incognito. Well, to tell the truth I'm very afraid of the bird flu. I find that hanging around by myself I don't have to worry about contracting the disease or some dumb human killing me, stuffing me, and hanging me up in some lame natural history museum. Here is my range. See if you can find me.
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My Interests

Head banging at rapid speed. Eating insects. Being the object of many people's pursuit. Imitating Pileated Woodpeckers (what jerks). Hanging around swamps (hint: I'm not in Arkansas).

I'd like to meet:

Female Ivory Billed Woodpeckers. They are rare and elusive too.

Music:

Taps.

Movies:

Woody Woodpecker feature length cartoons. The Mothman Prophecies. Harry and the Hendersons. Swamp Thing. Scooby Doo and the Loch Ness Monster. Anaconda. The Birds.

Television:

Cartoon Network, SciFi, National Geographic, and the Discovery Channel.

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings. The Bird Flu Preparedness Plan. The Thornbirds. The Grail Bird: Hot on the Trail of the Ivory Billed Woodpecker (total fiction).

Heroes:

Loch Ness Monster, The Abominable Snowman, Big Foot, Chupacabra, and Mothman. They are my heros because it took me until the 1940's to figure out how not to get nailed by humans right off the bat.